As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode featuring the iconic multi-hyphenate and eminent enfant terrible, Tammie Brown! The hour of magical audio and video you are about to consume shall serve as a helpful resource for safely integrating a shampoo bottle into your regular sex-tool-rotation. It's important to remember that while incorporating everyday objects into one's erotic endeavors, safety and preparation should be your guiding factors to ensure a positive experience for all parties involved. A helpful brochure about shampoo bottle butt play can be easily downloaded at SafeShampooSodomy4Ever.org for a one-time fee of $999.99 plus shipping & handling. Full-page illustrations have been provided by ex-Hanna-Barbera animators, and an AI hotline is available should any problems arise during your soapy escapades. As all of us here at Bald, LLC prepare for 2024 Pride, Tammie, Trixie, and Katya would like to wish you and yours a magnificent May filled with bottles, orifices, and most of all, a plethora of ding-a-lings.

Don't miss Tammie Brown's Jubilee on May 16th in Los Angeles! Go to: https://bit.ly/TammieBrownsJubilee for more details!

To try out America's #1 meal kit for eating well, go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months!

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!

Go to https://Liquiddeath.com/BALD to check out all of Liquid Death's healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer!

To find and book a top-rated doctor today, go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE!

Follow Tammie: @PlanetTammie

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices