If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New Balances.
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That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes)

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology.
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Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 
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BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks.
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Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved. 
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The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Dr. Umar being an industry plant. 
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That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes)

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