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I almost named this episode Technical Chicklets in honor of listener, Keith and the Skype problems that plagued the last five minutes of the show… but John’s reference to an amazing URL won out. This episode we talked about: Olivia Wilde had a baby with someone, Horses are poison, Stupid Jokes that are Funny, Jenna...

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I almost named this episode Technical Chicklets in honor of listener, Keith and the Skype problems that plagued the last five minutes of the show… but John’s reference to an amazing URL won out.

This episode we talked about: Olivia Wilde had a baby with someone, Horses are poison, Stupid Jokes that are Funny, Jenna reports a bully, J puts six boxcars on a train and learns to ride his bike the first time, James’ stupid dog chases some jerky ducks, Jenna names a rubber duck, People who critique 5 year olds playing t-ball, John’s gonna be in the movies and might be a racist, Father of Lights, John’s son is a HUGE Lego fan, Chuck Norris reference during chapel raises the geek-cred of 5th graders globally, Chris wants some sweet-tea, Stephanie describes a humorous house fire, and so much more!

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This week James shares a comedy of errors that starts with a secret rash and ends with unintentional adulterous texts. We also talk about: Jenna is a face stamper, “I have something to say”, John’s anniversary, See Rock City, Ruby Falls, The Frontiersman Camping Fellowship, Patreon supporters have brought back the recap-song, Derek points out how entertaining teenagers can be,...

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This week James shares a comedy of errors that starts with a secret rash and ends with unintentional adulterous texts.

We also talk about: Jenna is a face stamper, “I have something to say”, John’s anniversary, See Rock City, Ruby Falls, The Frontiersman Camping Fellowship, Patreon supporters have brought back the recap-song, Derek points out how entertaining teenagers can be, Elizabeth weakens our knees with a bloody injury story, Bonus: My son’s bedtime prayer

Links mentioned

* Support NLCast through our Patreon Page

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This week James and John Wilkerson of TheWiredHomeschool.com and ChallengingCosmos.com share updates and your funny life stories. We also talk about: John’s podcasts James’ homeschool experience James’ standing desk J’s prayers Jenna working the toothfairy How to sit Faster Than Light (FTL) A guy on the corner with a hairdryer James’ belfie facebook profile pic...

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This week James and John Wilkerson of TheWiredHomeschool.com and ChallengingCosmos.com share updates and your funny life stories.

We also talk about:

* John’s podcasts

* James’ homeschool experience

* James’ standing desk

* J’s prayers

* Jenna working the toothfairy

* How to sit

* Faster Than Light (FTL)

* A guy on the corner with a hairdryer

* James’ belfie facebook profile pic

* The dog that doesn’t know his own name

* Burping

* Caroline says she’s thankful

* Celiton apologizes for his perfect English

* Keith’s blind brother pretends to be dead

* Miriam’s kitchen floor has a dead person’s outline

* First Time Mom pop’s a squat on the floor at Home Depot

* Zeke gets his head stuck in his bed boards

Links mentioned

* TheWiredHomeschool.com

* ChallengingCosmos.com

* Support NLCast through our Patreon Page – If we make it to $60 per show before next show James bring back recap-songs to the show.

Memorable Moments

* James: “Radio Shack was the geek place before geeks were geeks.”

* John W: “It’s really tough with boys. Boys are like, “I don’t need to write.”

James: “Yea, and then later they’re like, “I don’t need to read.”

* “Hey, his crack goes sideways!”

* J’s prayer: “Thank you God, for mom, for humans, costumes and movies.”

* Jen’s Tooth Fairy note: “Thanks for the tooth, here’s $3. Peace out.”

Jenna’s response: “Mom’s handwriting, mom’s smiley face. I’ve known ever since you told me about Santa Claus, but I do it for the money.”

* Jen:”What do you do when you want to sit?”

James:”I start to back my butt up toward this thing, it’s called a seat, and I fold myself in half, and I place myself down.” (This was in reference to the standing desk)

* Jen: “Is this a swimming towel?”

Grandfather: “I don’t know, throw it in and see if it will swim.”

* Jayism: Ear Puffs

* John W: “I grew up in Germany, so I saw lots of old guys in speedos. So, no speedo guns.”

* Jenna and J: “Dad, the dog knows his name! It’s awsome, he knows his name!”

James: I don’t believe you.”

Jenna and J: “Here, watch, watch! Moffett, Moffett!” The dog comes to them.

Jenna and J: “See!”

James: “Watch this. Robot George, Robot George!” The dog sits at James feet.

* James (praying with Jenna): Lord, please help my daughter grow up to be a great man of God, amen.”

Jenna: “What?!”

* E-mail from Caroline: “We schoo online!”

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This week we’re back to doing what we do: Sharing funny stories and talking about all kinds of crazy stuff. We also talk about: April Fools Jokes J trying out his sense of humor The Stupid Dog Church Junk Hospital Visits & Blood Bags Prank dialing a friend

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This week we’re back to doing what we do: Sharing funny stories and talking about all kinds of crazy stuff.

We also talk about:

* April Fools Jokes

* J trying out his sense of humor

* The Stupid Dog

* Church Junk

* Hospital Visits & Blood Bags

* Prankdialing a friend

* Patreon.com

* LIVE Shows every Tues. at 9:30pm

* Belfies

* Embarrassing dads

* Alien encounters

* Crazy pregnant ladies

* Teens buying a shark balloon

* Tricking older brothers into getting ready in the middle of the night.

* and that’s it. What? Not enough? Send in your story then!

Links mentioned

* Support NLCast through our Patreon Page – If we make it to $50 per show before next show James will post his own “belvie” on his as his Facebook profile pic for seven days.

* PrankDial.com

* We’re on Stitcher

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Hello Podcast People! What’s been going on? Sorry, we were in a coma for 151 73 weeks… where is everybody? Wait… there’s a former listener shambling his way over now. Hello! No hugging please. Why are you trying to bite me?! No! NO! AHHHHHHH!!!! So the bad news, James is a zombie now. The good news? After...

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Hello Podcast People! What’s been going on? Sorry, we were in a coma for 151 73 weeks… where is everybody? Wait… there’s a former listener shambling his way over now. Hello! No hugging please. Why are you trying to bite me?! No! NO! AHHHHHHH!!!!

So the bad news, James is a zombie now. The good news? After 151 weeks Nobody’s Listening is back!!

We’re also talking about this stuff

* It’s been a long time since our last show in October 2012.

* James and John talk about some highlights from their lives that have happened in the past year and a half. James broke his toe. John started watching Doctor Who.

* James talks about why the podcast ended, the danger of switching urinals too quickly and about having one Facebook friend in common with a lady’s butt.

* John tells us what it’s like to be in line for coffee behind an old woman with no pants.

* We talk a bit about Patreon.com and how listeners can be rewarded for supporting the show. Check it out!

* Then it’s your stories: Catie puts a staple through her thumbnail. Bri’s sister won’t stop calling out during a school play. Keith forgets he’s riding a bike without a seat. Janusz things someone wrote ‘anus’ on his water bottle. Owen blowguns a pin into his babysitter’s neck (yeah right). Then Rohit hangs out with his “mom’s brother”.

Links mentioned

* Support NLCast through our Patreon Page

* Read about James’ bout with depression

* Check out Made My Day Podcast

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