Ash tells a story (besides her own - "TSFU Ep. 180- MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE: The Ashley Love Richards Story (Parts I-III) available now on Patreon) for the first time in 6-8 months, digging back into her obsession with the Warrens and The Conjuring franchise! She unearths a lot of very unsavory facts about the previously beloved Warrens... and tells the true story behind the fourth and "final" Conjuring movie, The Conjuring: Last Rites, about The Smurl family, who was viciously haunted and attacked in their home in West Pittston, Pennsylvania for over a decade.


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-Audio editing by Tina Lukic.

LISTEN TO PART I AND PART II FIRST!

Sean Moon is the youngest son of Sun Myung Moon, founder of the Unification Church (aka the Moonies), and his wife Hak Ja Han. He's a far-right extremist, Trump-loving rapper, and leader of the Rod of Iron Ministries. Sean loves AR-15s and bullet crowns, and hates his mother, who he refers to as the Whore of Babylon. Strap in, because the finale of this three part episode is a super wild ride!


-Check out our Patreon for pics of Sean sporting his camo gear and bullet crown, along with links to some of his uhhh very interesting music videos... as well as a playlist of Ash and Kristen's fave country songs mentioned in the episode!

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-Researched and co-hosted by Kristen Jones.
-Audio editing by Tina Lukic.

LISTEN TO PART I FIRST!

PART III, OUT NOW ON PATREON!

Kristen finishes setting the stage for Sean Moon's gun-toting, far-right extremist, antigovernment and anti-LBGTQAI+, Pennsylvania-based World Peace and Unification Sanctuary Church (aka Rod of Iron Ministries), by telling Ash all about Sean's dad... leader of The Unification Church (aka The Moonies)!


-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  

-Researched and co-hosted by Kristen Jones.
-Audio editing by Tina Lukic.

Kristen sets the stage for Sean Moon's gun-toting, far-right extremist, antigovernment and anti-LBGTQAI+, Pennsylvania-based World Peace and Unification Sanctuary Church (aka Rod of Iron Ministries), by telling Ash all about Sean's dad... leader of The Unification Church (aka The Moonies)!


-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  

-Audio editing by Tina Lukic.
-Researched and co-hosted by Kristen Jones.

Anonymous chaos, gore galore, and the darkest side of the surface web. Ash and Erin continue their deep dive into some of the worst that the internet and society has to offer. From the Manosphere, 4Chan's rebrand to 8Chan... and beyond.

Recommended listening order for max context on this insane rollercoaster of a rabbit hole:

1. ASH GOES DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE: Ep. 1- Looksmaxxing into the Manosphere
2. TSFU Ep. 175- 4CHAN: Incels, Trolls and WTF Scrolls
3. THIS EPISODE!!
4. TSFU Ep. 179- GOVERNMENT FCKERY: QAnon (Part I)- Maybe They're Not So Qrazy After-All
5. TSFU Ep. 179- GOVERNMENT FCKERY: QAnon (Part II)- Maybe They're Not So Qrazy After-All

-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

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-Audio editing by Gaytrice Perdue.
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Alphas, Chads, Mogging to up your SMV, jelqing... wtf does this all mean? Ash tells you alll about it in ASH GOES DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE! Hang out with her one on one as she explains the manosphere, and a popular trend amongst young men on TikTok and in incel forums in the manosphere, looksmaxxing. 

Recommended listening order for max context on this insane rollercoaster of a rabbit hole:

1. THIS EPISODE!!
2. TSFU Ep. 175- 4CHAN: Incels, Trolls and WTF Scrolls
3. TSFU Ep. 183- 8CHAN: Incels, Trolls and WTF Scrolls, Continued... 
4. TSFU Ep. 179- GOVERNMENT FCKERY: QAnon (Part I)- Maybe They're Not So Qrazy After-All
5. TSFU Ep. 179- GOVERNMENT FCKERY: QAnon (Part II)- Maybe They're Not So Qrazy After-All

-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

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-Audio editing by Dallas Hernandez.
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🎁 On the twelfth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU Ep. 173- SEXY LOOPHOLES: Don't Let God Catch You Banging (with Kristen, May 2025)

In this episode Ash and Kristen give you a little breather from the heavy topics we've had on deck recently! The gals talk about how the kids in different religions beat around the bush so Jesus doesn't see.

• The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
• Catholic Girls by Frank Zappa
• Loophole by Noel Miller
• Soakin' USA by Zelph on the Shelf

-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

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-Audio editing by Gaytrice Perdue.
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🎁 On the eleventh day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 151- Unqualified AF: Dr. Phil and Decades of Destruction (with Fallon, Apr 2024)

Where do we even start with "Dr." flipping Phil. He's not a licensed anything, accept for a-hole, and hasn't been for years. He's known for berating and being abusive towards guests, enabling victims of addiction, exploiting mental illness, and maybe best of all, sending multiple kids to Troubled Teen institutions.


-Join us on PATREON for ad-free access to our entire catalog (including all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible), Patreon exclusive episodes and updates and all of the behind the scenes deets! We've also just introduced a new Parasocial Bestie tier that's only $2.50 a month!

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-Research by Erin Collins.
-Audio Editing by Dallas Hernandez.
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🎁 On the tenth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 139- MLM Madness: Holiday Magic- Homemaking and Felating Dildos (with Fallon, Dec 2023)

Have you heard of Holiday Magic?! It's an MLM that successfully ran from 1964-1974, and was created by a dude (obviously) who saw a bunch of home products and cosmetics in someone's garage one day and apparently asked if he could buy it all.

These "beautician magicians" and other Holiday Magic employees were forced to complete a seminar at the Leadership Dynamics Institute, known for it's traumatic "sensitivity trainings", which included such activities as felating dildos and being locked in a cage for hours. I don't know about you, but I feel like my sales would just skyrocket after this!


-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

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-Research, storytelling and audio editing by Fallon Morey.
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🎁 On the ninth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ash Learns The Bible: Ep. 7- Christmas Miracles (with Kristal and Ryan, Dec 2023)

Merry Christmas Cultlings! Or Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, or whatever your jam is! This is our gift to you, ANOTHER PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode!

Did y'all know that Christmas isn't JUST about presents and lights and decorations? It's actually kind of mainly about this dude named Jesus. In this special holiday episode, Ash takes a stab at telling the story of Christ's birth and Kristal steps in to make it factual. We've got a 100 plus year old woman giving birth, and justice for Elizabeth, Zechariah and John the Baptist. Ash and Kristal start the St. John the Baptist fan club with a few hashtags and t-shirts to come, SAY HIS NAME!

And Ash shares her favorite Christian rock song with us at the end, if you've got gonorrhea on Valentine's Day or Christmas... "Why Don't You Look Into Jesus?"?!

Find Kristal on her Linktree, check her out on TheGram, and find more info about and tickets to for her live stand-up shows here.


-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!

-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  

-Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!
-Research and storytelling by Kristal Adams.
-Co-hosting and audio editing by Ryan Pregent.
-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.
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