What happens when a funeral director who actually gives a damn sits down with a wedding celebrant thinking about crossing over to the dark side (who previously has had choice words for the profession)?

We get into the predatory tactics of big funeral corporations, why most people are in no state to make good decisions when they're handed a wall of coffins, and what a truly meaningful send-off can look like, including a sunrise memorial with 18 speakers and a flaming arrow fired into the ocean.

Plus: shroud burials, stacking bodies in cemetery plots, Costco coffins, the ethics of charging for grief, and why your greatest gift to your family might be telling them exactly what you want done with your body.

A surprisingly funny, genuinely moving conversation about death, dignity, and doing things differently.

Yeah I know right, this one was weirdly sincere.

This week the boys are back and covering the full chaotic spectrum. The King opens with a rant about the parking inspector who rocked up to his tiny dead-end street to fine him $330 for parking his tinny the wrong way, and yes, the choice words he threw on the way past absolutely didn't help. From there, it's a detour into AI tools (Claude, Grok, ChatGPT) and why a four-page GPT-generated wedding inquiry goes straight in the bin, followed by a chat about Hellofresh, air fryers, and the eternal lie of "portion control." Plus Haron's brand new job where the phones aren't even connected yet.

In this episode:

• The parking inspector incident and a $330 lesson in keeping your mouth shut
• AI tools breaking down — what's actually worth using
• The ChatGPT wedding inquiry that got deleted on sight
• Hello Fresh: great idea, no self-control
• Haron's first day at a job he couldn't actually work from

There's no escaping that this week’s episode is an absolute trainwreck.

We battle audio issues for half the episode, somehow end up deep in a discussion about snapped taps, stripped threads and tyre prices, then completely derail into weddings, AI paranoia, daycare drama, country pubs, tattoos, lesbians assuming sexualities, Mount Kosciuszko, redheaded bullying scandals, and whatever else got dragged into the mess along the way.

No structure. No preparation. Just pure chaotic nonsense from start to finish.

Honestly, one of the dumbest episodes we’ve recorded, and it's not particularly close.

This week the boys are back with a proper mixed bag.

From accidentally flooding a caravan park (and owning up to it… eventually) to freezing camping trips, questionable restaurant reviews, and the ongoing outrage of “fun size” chocolate getting smaller by the year.

There’s also a deep dive into wedding season realities — including one of the more frustrating videographer horror stories you’ll ever hear — plus a few thoughts on the industry as things start to quiet down.

Chuck in some wildly different Uber experiences, a new unexpected job opportunity, and a healthy dose of everyday annoyances (looking at you, school zones and parking inspectors), and you’ve got yourself another classic episode.

It’s loose, it’s unfiltered, and it goes exactly where you’d expect… and then a bit further.

One Monty is buried in laundry. The other is fully submerged in a bubble bath with a wine in hand. Business as usual if you ask me.

This episode of Two Montys is pure, unfiltered chaos. We’re talking neighbour bin wars that escalate way too far, drive-thru design flaws that deserve jail time, and the kind of random life encounters that leave you questioning everything. There’s also a wedding saved by absolute strangers, a viral moment that proves the internet is still unhinged, and a strong stance against April Fools’ “comedy”.

Somewhere in there, we also cover:

• The great Chupa Chups pronunciation debate
• Why your bin keeps disappearing (and who’s probably stealing it)
• Getting trapped in conversations you absolutely did not sign up for
• Internet comment sections and the chaos within
• Pranks, pet peeves, and things that just shouldn’t exist

It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s very much Monty.

The boys are back and absolutely unhinged.

This week it’s a full Maldives honeymoon debrief, from boozy resort loopholes and Malé to the kind of stories that definitely shouldn’t be told on a public platform… but here we are.

We get into wild wedding moments (including one of the most cooked ceremony interruptions you’ll ever hear), travel chaos, and the reality of working weddings while everything around you falls apart. There’s also plenty of questionable takes, inappropriate tangents, and the usual nonsense that gets us in trouble.

If you’re into unfiltered humour, wedding chaos, travel stories, and podcasts that feel like a late-night chat that’s gone too far… this is it.

Maldives, Malé, honeymoon chaos, wedding fails, Australian comedy podcast, dark humour, unfiltered podcast, travel stories, resort life, wedding photographers, behind the scenes weddings, inappropriate humour

If you’ve ever wondered whether astrology is complete nonsense, whether you can actually pay a witch on Etsy to control the weather, or how far people will go to avoid a rainy wedding, this episode delivers.

The boys unpack some of the wildest things they’ve seen lately, from brides burying sausages to stop rain, to people legitimately paying so-called Etsy witches for good weather (yes, really). There’s also honeymoon chaos, airline gripes, theme park near-death experiences, and a deep dive into the strange corners of the internet where people are somehow making serious money.

It’s unfiltered, a bit unhinged, and very funny.

Expect:

• Astrology getting absolutely dismantled
• The truth about “Etsy witches”
• Wedding superstitions that make no sense
• Honeymoon stories that sound fake (but aren’t)
• Theme park trauma and public embarrassment
• The weird ways people are making money online

If you like your podcasts loose, honest, and slightly out of control, you’re in the right place.

This week, the boys continue to unpack the absolute chaos of a country wedding weekend. What starts with a simple trip to Glen Innes quickly spirals into fireworks run by a Catholic priest, the mystery of why a tiny town has so many lawyers, and the discovery that there are apparently only two taxis servicing the entire region.

Along the way, there are debates about Dagwood dogs at the show, a deep dive into the pub-per-capita situation in Orange, and a behind-the-scenes look at what really happens when someone ends up unexpectedly emceeing a wedding. There’s mechanical bulls, jumping castles, runaway speeches, and a story involving a white wedding outfit that absolutely did not survive the night.

Plus the lads share the legendary Rick’s Taxi saga, discuss the world’s only priest with a fireworks licence, and wrap up with a shout-out to one of the best wedding photographers they’ve ever worked with.

It’s another unfiltered episode full of ridiculous travel stories, wedding chaos, and classic Aussie small-town characters.

This week on The Two Montys the boys recap the chaos of Haron’s wedding weekend in Glen Innes. What could have been a simple country wedding turned into rain, glamping tents, fireworks confusion, excavator entrances and significantly more.

Monty breaks down the behind-the-scenes chaos of officiating the wedding, including a Law & Order: SVU inspired opening, a whip-cracking entrance, and the moment he realised the wedding questionnaire answers might have been a trap.

Plus: country show adventures, KFC drive-thru survival, tent-pegging discoveries, and why small towns operate on their own very relaxed timeline.

No guest this week, just the Montys unpacking one of the wildest wedding weekends they’ve ever been part of.

Topics in this episode: wedding stories, wedding celebrant, Australian weddings, country weddings, comedy podcast, behind the scenes weddings, wedding planning disasters.

This week is what happens when you lock two blokes in a room with microphones and no real plan. Monty’s firing off about hotel check-in times that make zero sense, online payment platforms holding money hostage, banks “processing” transfers like it’s 1987, and the absolute audacity of charging $10 for four prawns.

We get into gym niggles vs actual injuries, fake conference business ideas, wedding cocktail logistics, being “fully booked” (apparently that means 40 weddings now?), Instagram comparison traps, three-wedding days, travel chaos, crusty sourdough toasties, and why prawns should come peeled. It’s thoughtful. It’s unfiltered. It’s loosely wedding-adjacent at best.

No big takeaways. No neat bow. Just rants, tangents and the slow realisation that maybe we’ve run out of notes.

See you next Tuesday.