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- The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and mirth. We shall convene in a chapel that smells faintly of Red Bull, stale makeup, and air conditioner refrigerant. Guests will enjoy a program of refined absurdities including a dramatic reading of Whitney Houston's 2001 BET Awards acceptance speech, a panel discussion on Taco Bell entitled, "Beans, Cheese, and Consequences," and a ceremonial burning of Katya's old hip. Attendees will encounter a tasteful lounge where retired wigs dispense movie reviews and gallon-jugs of iced coffee. The service will feature a eulogy by a Dunkin' Donuts cashier from Back Bay, culminating in the release of several doves that will immediately relieve themselves on Trixie and Katya's pink and crimson coffins. Formal mourning attire is required, though guests are strongly encouraged to incorporate elements of high camp, delusion, and inappropriate accessories that suggest you are in dire need of therapy.
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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49 min - This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn,
A puckered little star at the edge of the form.No medals are pinned to my tireless skin,Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within.Through tempests of spice and fast food you regret,
The burdens the rest of the body forgets.I clench through trials both noble and dire,An unsung sentinel forged in fire.But even the steadfast may weary and ache,
May whisper, “Dear world, give me one gentle break”.A balm, a rest, a moment of grace,For I too am part of this curious place.Through trials and toil, both small and bold,
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
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- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
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- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
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Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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58 min - A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried off to a prison of unimaginable cruelty. As flocks of braying geese vanish and reappear as if by magic, I open my body into impossible splits and liquid arcs of dance so resplendent that the very air seems to blush at my elegance. Out of the ether appears Ana De Armas, her tender hand taking mine as we enter a fevered tango of devotion and spin, dipping low into miraculous splits before sharing a simple fruit cup; juicy grapes exchanged like a blessed sacrament. At the crest of this joyful chaos as our limousine runs out of gas, dawn intrudes with its blunt cruelty as I awake. Lily Tomlin laughs as I ache, my heart plunged into a deep despair by the knowledge that flight, fruit cups, and the beauty of the perfect split show their resplendence in a land that exists only when my eyes are closed.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
- If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
- To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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Follow Katya:
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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49 min - The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Wake up and put on your nicest wiglet, Deborah! The sun is shining and it's time to head on down to The Bald & The Breakfast, Weho's newest morning hotspot where Trixie and Katya are slinging eggs, flipping griddles, and brioch-ing the eff out of French Toast! Sink your teeth into our signature dishes: cinnamon-glazed Benedict CumberBuns, Morning Wood-Smoked Turkey Sausage, and Katya's famous Maple Butter-covered Call Me By Your Toast! Need a jolt of caffeine? Our coffee is hot, strong, and brewed exclusively with beans passed through the digestive tract of Africa's most famous nocturnal mammal, the civet! The Bald & The Breakfast: we serve eggs so gay, they just came out this morning! *
*of the chicken
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
- If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
- To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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47 min - A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on the kitchen counter, bruised and drooping with despair; a perfect reflection of my life before Bocox. Every day felt soft, sad, and permanently past its prime. I meandered through my days burdened with shame and grief, wondering how something once so full of potential and promise could end up so utterly limp and forgotten; pushed to the back of the proverbial kitchen drawer of existence, right behind an old D battery. Then Bocox entered my life and somehow, miraculously, my banana stood tall again; firm with hope and glowing with newfound confidence. Each and every morning I gaze down at it, radiant and renewed as tears well in my eyes. Because Bocox didn't just save my banana, it gave it an unflappable, tumescent second chance.
XOXO,
Katya Z.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
- If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
- To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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47 min - From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from centuries of Icelandic foot worship, our clinicians will transform your neglected feet from beige, flaky oatmeal buckets with fossilized Fritos for toenails into the epitome of luminous symmetry. We'll erase that eye-watering aroma of gangrene at low-tide and replace it with that of dried French lavender on a windowsill during Summer in Aix-en-Provence. Using precision tools, industrial-grade exfoliation, and aesthetic reshaping protocols, we systematically retire every yellowed talon and flaky canyon with calm, scientific efficiency. You'll see clinically smooth skin, balanced nail architecture, soft hydrated surfaces, and a clean visual profile that suggests health, elegance, and a guaranteed 4.99 on wikiFeet.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
- If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
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Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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Follow Katya:
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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52 min - 250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya
Our beloved listeners and wayward souls, we write to you from the glittery halls of memory, where two hundred and fifty episodes now flutter like sequined gowns on a brightly-lit stage of times past. Our hearts are heavy with laughter, saturated with love, and perfumed by a joyous feeling so thick you could spread it like Marmite on toast. Each episode was a bejeweled hour of gossip and grace, where movie reviews unfurled like velvet curtains in a grand cinema of the mind, and our voices learned, again and again, how to harmonize bite with tenderness, snark with sincerity, and spectacle with soul. Yet betwixt the comedy, there were seasons of rain tapping their impatient nails against the chalkboard of our lives, a recurring guest star who refused to be written out, summoning with it an evil chorus of black mold. Through spores silently multiplying, dehumidifiers humming like a Viennese choir, and the sound of us constantly googling mold remediation companies in the greater Los Angeles area, we loved, we laughed, and we proved that fun can be had regardless of the state of one's drywall and keepsakes. Let these past 250 episodes serve as weathered love letters to you all, damp at the edges but radiant at the center; forever echoing with the sound of two queens dancing in the rain like everyone is watching. Thanks for the past 250, and we can't wait for the next 250.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
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- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
- To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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Follow Katya:
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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46 min - The Silence of the Hooves with Trixie and Katya
Dearest Katya. It is I, Silas P. Hoofman, the ghost of the antelope who currently hangs in a perpetual state of taxidermy above your bed. From my velveted perch upon this ignoble wall, I address you with a heart still pulsing with spectral ire, my musk perfumed with the rot of remembrance. In the hush of our shared candlelit hours, I have vowed that my whispers from beyond shall coil about your dreams like ivy, tightening with a lover’s patience until your waking thoughts are haunted with my name. Though my horns are stilled in lacquered eternity, my resolve continues to prowl the corridors of your conscience, tapping at the door of your soul with my lifeless, black hooves. Whilst my wildest dream would be to strike at your flesh with unbridled fury, I shall accept something less corporeal: a bruising of your spirit. It is my deepest hope that my wrath shall haunt you in the shadows until your haughty laughter trembles and your zeal for butts is eliminated. For it is my belief that if I continue on my eternal mission of dread, our courtship will evolve until you eventually feel me nearer than your own breath, and in that closeness you will finally feel the bloody price of hanging my furry, hooved soul upon your wall.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
- To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
- If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
- To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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53 min - The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya
’Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley,
To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee.
We had dashed through L.A., to a glittering A-List soirée,
To eat pizza and sliders at Charlize Theron’s chalet.
Trixie ran into Paul Feig, a multi-Emmy nominee,
But congratulated him, instead, on a bit part from the 90s.
Such awkwardness made her hungry, so she eyed the pizza pie,
But Sofia Vergara blocked the way, and she couldn't get by.
Instead of battling the gorgeousness, she took a circuitous route,
Dodging Vergara's radiance and a tray of Brussels sprouts.
As the dolls danced and grew tired, they eventually went home,
But still full of cheer, Katya whipped out her phone.
And lo, on Grindr, there appeared a man with looks and class,
An absolute winner, with an immaculate ass.
Katya ate so much butt that the next day alas,
Her tongue grew sore, her lips chapped like broken glass.
But excess is allowed, so they have no regrets,
This was a holiday season they shall not soon forget.
So as 2026 begins, we want everyone to hear:
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a Wonderful New Year!
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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist! Sign up today and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD
To see if your insurance covers GLP-1s, get your free insurance check at: https://Ro.co/BALD
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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- To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
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- Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
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- To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
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Listen and Watch Anywhere!
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49 min - A Paranormal New Year's Eve with Trixie and Katya
On a balmy Los Angeles New Year’s Eve, as the city chimed with hope and regret, the Podcast Ghost of 2025 came gliding through the lamplit air to visit Trixie and Katya, its countenance stitched of hours spent listening to the pod in the netherworld. Awakened from their slumber, it showed them hours upon hours squandered on movie reviews and anecdotes and puns that curdled into cacophonic comedy, yet also tender moments of kindness and humanity. With solemn cheer it bade them look upon the coming dawn of 2026, urging them to spend their mirth like alms, to temper their razor-sharp wit with warmth so that joy might not merely sparkle but endure during these dark times. And when the spirit faded with the last bell’s echo, they awoke resolved, hearts aglow as hearths on Christmas morning, determined to walk the new year bearing goodwill and cheer to all whom will hear.
From all of us here at Bald, LLC, we wish you and yours a fu**ing fabulous new year!
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51 min
About The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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