The Washington Wizards offend Amin, and even though David Samson is here, Dan insists on starting with Amin's complaints before going to our bad team expert in David. Then, where were you when Mark Hendrickson started on Opening Day for 65-inch David Samson's Marlins? Plus, stand-ins for team photos, Chris Cote's limited fake Dave Van Horne, and another game of "Would You Attend Their Funeral?"

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