In this weeks episode, we discuss Eurovision, Dr Who, spooky iPhone repair organisations and Darrens ineptitude with all things computer related. Then after some Dan Ackroyd is nuts news, Poltergeist remake news and some gibberish about what possible characters Marvel will be tackling in 2017 onwards. Darren hits Lee and Jim with news about a remake that tips the madness scales. Jim tries to calm matters with some cat profanisarus info and Darren chucks a One Sentence Review at Lee which doesn’t help matters. Then finally the trio dive into see who can sound the most exasperated while reviewing Catwoman.

Nope, we are not doing catwoman... We refuse!

In what has been a record lengthed episode; Lee, Darren and Jim get stuck into such diverse subjects as strippers vs werewolves, wearing stormtrooper costumes in metal pubs, Gerard Butlers obsession with stabbing people in the head. We also talk about Neil Jordans latest vampire movie Byzantium. After a shambles of a news section and “Too Soon” poorly delivered gag, Darren finally bamboozles Lee with a new One Sentence Review, Jim gets his profanasaurus out for the lads before diving in to Shane Blacks Iron Man 3 accompanied by some truly epic feedback.

In this rambling stream of thought, marvel at Darren watching a film about Banksy! Gasp at Jim’s DIY smoke alarm! Gawp at Lee attempting another set of drawers and wonder precisely how his wife is going to be bothering the monkeys at London Zoo. Then rub your head in confusion at the news of Arnies possible involvement in a Troma film! Facepalm at the news of a Gremlins reboot! And learn what sort of browser is best for “private” browsing. Then after some confusion about show format, Jim gets his Profanasaurus out and Lee delivers a spongey One Sentence Review and finally the guys move on to discuss the late Ray Harryhausen and one of his seminal works, Jason And The Argonauts… Which will absolutely contain zero rambling conversational random tangents and was done entirely sober!

This week, the guys are once again joined by the ever more beligued Jim Moon as we discuss such diverse subjects as plumbing, grouting, DIY disasters, Tom Cruise’s Oblivion, Superman, The Evil Dead remake, trailers and Mr Popper’s Penguins influence on James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy. Then after a One Sentence Review and a waterfoul based Profanasaurus entry, the guys delve into the hell that is Howard The Duck.

Lee, Darren and Jim Moon don the tights but NO CAPES to rewatch The Incredibles

In this weeks episode Lee and Darren are joined by Jim Moon and discuss such diverse subjects as extreme steaming, mysterious plumbers, Darren’s Dark Soul and Lee’s interaction with various electrical appliances of death… Aka, he’s doing more DIY. Then after two count em TWO Profanasaurus entries and two one sentence reviews for the same film we move on to the main event, the cheery tale of local folk going shopping and some unfortunate weather, Frank Darabonts The Mist.

Welcome to this weeks episode of the Blackdog. This week, Lee & Darren talk games, brushes with greatness and Lee’s leaving do, industrial paint stripper steamer shenanigans, and childrens TV presenter magicians. Then after a Dr Who themed Profannasaurus entry from Mr Jim Moon, there is a third entry in the Lee’s One Line Review and the appearance of a new Sh*t Covered Goggles jingle to herald in that most disappointing of video game movies Super Mario Brothers.

This week, Lee and Darren talk about such diverse subjects as the colour of Supermans pants, a brush with greatness, the psychological scars inflicted by being bored, out of tune wireless door bells and why porn parodies seem to be looking better than their legit counterparts made by DC. Then we have a bit of Jim Moons profanisaurus and an audience submitted entry for Lees One Line Review. And finally we kick off Mystery Monocle with a review of a film neither Lee or Darren have seen. In this instance its Bobcat Goldthwate’s black satire on mass media and declining morals, God Bless America.

In this weeks episode people can breathe a sigh of disappointment or relief as we discover Lee’s plans for living room decoration, Darrens brush with greatness on an escalator, Lee’s battle with culture while watching an opera and what key element is missing from the latest Metal Gear Solid game and Darrens incredulity at James Camerons attitude. Then after another fine Profanisaurus entry from Mr Jim Moon we introduce a new section Lee’s One Line Reviews, where Lee has 30 seconds to hit the world with an insightful summation of a film of Darrens choosing! Finally we get to the main event, a full review of Danny Boyles seminal “not zombie” flick 28 Days Later. Will it hold up or will the guys get the rage?