Welcome to a surprisingly subdued episode of The Black Dog Podcast. This week Lee and Darren discuss the latest Tomb Raider game (without constantly referring to Lara Crofts boobs), Sam Raimi’s Oz the Great and Powerful (without mentioning Spiderman 2) and Lee cooking (without a life threatening disaster) After that there’s some Star Wars and Star Trek news and yet another fine entry from Jim Moon’s profanasaurus. Then the guys descend into hell reviewing with minimal enthusiasm, Michael Bay’s Transformers 2

In this weeks episode we announce the winner of the Build a Wiseau competition. Then we discuss spaghetti spiked cakes, Zero Dark Thirty, Movie 43, Lara Croft, toilet mishaps, Prometheus 2, Iron Man 3 and why the DC Universe is totally shafted! Then after some fine profanasaurusing from Jim Moon we move on to the main event, returning to the Indiana Jones franchise with The Last Crusade. Will this classic hold up or will the guys have chosen… Poorly.

This week is a monster sized cast as Darren recounts adventures in New York, Lee recounts battles with duvet covers and glue gun misadventures making Mr Men. After some discussion about The Razzies which leads to a realisation the guys are defending Twilight, plus a little overview on the whole VFX / Green avatar on facebook thing we are treated to a Jim Moon Profanasaurus. Then we move on to the main event rereviewing Arhnolds seminal 80s action movie Commando.

In this weeks episode Lee and Darren discuss their week including tales of burning chest hair, impersonating chicken moguls, bolting an excercise bike to a sock as well as the Colonial Black Dog Marines first outing to LV 426. They also launch the first competition with an actual prize. Win a signed Blu Ray of The Room, signed by Tommy Wiseau himself. Then after an ivory clad Profanasaurus from the mighty Jim Moon, we move on to the latest SCG entry. M Night Shamalamadingdong’s The Happening.

Welcome to a very surreal episode of Blackdog podcast. This week Lee and Darren recount stories of Tom Cruise power suits, Judge Dredd costumers, Lesbian Vampire Killers, Predators and self aggrandising human beatboxers at the O2. The news is chock full of Star Wars, Marvel and Star Wars…. And er… Star Trek…. Star Wars and… um Iron man… which is kinda like Marvel… Stuff… After that we have a Jim Moon profanasaurus and an announcement of a new addition to the Rose Tinted / Sh*t covered / Thunderdome triumvate….. Virgin Visor (working title) Then as sleeplessness and late running sets in things go a little off the rails as the guys re-review Jurassic Park. Will it still be the Dino doodahs or will it be Triceratops excrement.

Holy sh*t balls Batman! Its a new episode of The Black Dog. In this weeks episode. Lee & Darren talk Les Mis, Lee successfully doesn’t kill himself building a storage locker, Darren goes to the theatre and Lee is mostly hung over. In the news Lee and Darren chat about Star Wars and its lack of 3D and gaining of a director and Warner Bros unusual tactic with Justice League. Then after a fanboy rebuking Profanasaurus from Jim Moon, the guys take on a camp 60s classic in the shape of Adam West’s Batman.

Thunderdome time as Lee and Darren do battle over Hot Fuzz!

In this weeks episode, Lee & Darren discuss their week, including game nights, starring in pop videos and Lee’s unfortunate bout of unemployment combined with old age manifesting through the arrival of reading specs. In between bouts of Jerry the cat hocking up her lungs, Lee reviews oscar bait movie Lincoln. The guys talk S.H.I.E.L.D. and Star Wars non story of the week. After Jim Moons fine entry into the Profanasaurus, the mission begins into the final Meh frontier, with Star Trek Insurrection and a metric ton of feedback.

This epic lengthed episode we listen to Lee & Darren talk about their christmasses as excuses to make each other talk while the other eats a yard of Jaffa Cakes. Other than that they go over their best and worst movies of 2012 along with the loyal and long suffering feedbackers.

Part 2 of the Black Dog Star Wars Holiday Special sees the guys deluged bt a tsunami of feedback and also addressing Star Wars porn movie titles.