The Cannon Canon

The Cannon Bros take a detour for the reason for the season... a Shane Black Christmas! This Holiday season we celebrate the Christmas-tinged genius of Shane Black. First up is 2016's criminally underrated The Nice Guys! A somewhat greatest hits of Shane Black tropes that fires on all cylinders.  It's an all-out Cannon Bros gush fest, valid criticism need not apply. 

Don't worry, "the car can drive itself". Turn up this episode and get in the Shane Black Christmas spirit with The Cannon Canon!

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"I don't like adventures!" It's November and with Thanksgiving here, we wanted to treat you to a feast this month with The Cannon Canon Commentary Cornucopia! All month long we're doing watch-alongs to some of our favorite Cannon films! This week we do a watch along for 1987's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! 

Join us as we give some Langella love, crack-wise at He-Man's lack of use of his signature sword and rack up Lubic trailer one-liners! 

Load up on the leftovers, chow down like Gwildor and break out your Cosmic Key/Japanese Synthesizer, cuz the Cannon Bros have the power!!!

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Oh, our achin' banana! It's November and with Thanksgiving around the corner, we wanted to treat you to a feast this month with The Cannon Canon Commentary Cornucopia! All month long we're doing watch-alongs to some of our favorite Cannon films! This week we do a watch along for 1986's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2! 

We've really come around to ol' Tobe "Cream Jeans" Hooper's TCM sequel. While Geoff still gets Chop-Top queasy, Frank gets homesick for Shiner and questionable BBQ. 

Gather 'round the table, hand Grandpa the death blow mallet and dance around to some Oingo Boingo, Cannonheads! 

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"OK, USA!" It's November and with Thanksgiving around the corner, we wanted to treat you to a feast this month with The Cannon Canon Commentary Cornucopia! All month long we do watch alongs to some of our favorite Cannon films! This week we do a watch along for 1988’s Bloodsport!

Watch along with The Cannon Bros as we Kumite all day, root for ANY sport's team named The Giants, ponder why exactly Forest Whitaker accepted this role at this point in his career and of course....marvel at some JCVD buns.

Dim Mak your worries away, sit down, relax and watch Bloodsport with the Cannon Bros. "I'll drink to that!"

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It's November and with Thanksgiving around the corner, we wanted to treat you to a feast this month with The Cannon Canon Commentary Cornucopia! All month long we do watch along to some of our favorite Cannon films! This week we do a watch along for 1985's DEATH WISH 3!

Put on your bib, fire up the ol' TV and favorite podcast platform, stack up on leftovers and get your fill of our stupid voices talking through Death Wish 3. You'd rather hang out with your family?! No dice, boyo!

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We close out CARPENTOBER with the Cannon Bros favorite Carpenter film (and possibly favorite film, period) HALLOWEEN! You've heard MANY people talk about this perfect horror classic...now you get to hear us talk about this perfect horror classic! 

It's the night the Cannon Canon came home...and talked about their favorite Carpenter film!

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“You gotta be f#@%ing kidding”. No kidding, CARPENTOBER continues with the alien paranoia classic THE THING! Considered a "failure" at the time, this Carpenter classic found the praise it deserved over the past 40 years. The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) dig this harder than a Swedish...sorry, Norwegian research team in the Antarctic. 

We talk killer creature designs by a young Rob Bottin, badass Kurt Russell beard/hair, existential dread, Lovecraftian Aliens and a mustacheless Wilford Brimley?! WEIRD! 

Break out the J&B Scotch and trust NO ONE! But trust us when we say this movie rules. 

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LOVE LIVES TODAY! We take a slight, but relevant detour from CARPNETOBER to share our thoughts on 2022's HALLOWEEN ENDS! With The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) being huge Halloween heads (and since we did Halloween Kills), you KNOW it had to be done. 

Crawl out of that storm drain, throw on your plastic scarecrow mask, hop on the back of our bad boy evil motorcycle and burn it all down with us! 

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CARPENTOBER continues with the wildly underrated PRINCE OF DARKNESS. An apocalyptic tale that came to Carpenter while reading about...quantum mechanics?! The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) hunker down in a creepy L.A. church and pontificate about science and religion, extraterrestrial Jesus and that awesomely creepy VHS dream transmission!

Fill up on some Anti-God juice, reach through the mirror to your evil faaaaaathherrrr and turn this episode up louder than an Alice Cooper rocker! 

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We're taking a detour from discussing Cannon Films this October so we can cover our favorite master of horror, JOHN CARPENTER! We're calling it, "CARPENTOBER"! To kick off CARPENTOBER, we put on our special shades to see the truth about the Carpenter classic "THEY LIVE"!  A sci-fi horror that unfortunately still has relevant social and political commentary today (but not in the way conspiracy dummies co-opted it). 

(Insert obligatory kick ass/ chew bubble gum quote here). 

Mama don't like tattletales, but spread the word about this episode! BUY! CONSUME! CONFORM! SLEEP! OBEY! CARPENTER IS YOUR GOD!

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