The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary.

Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave

Kiba Walker as Zen

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Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back.

CAST:

David Allen as Nigel Pillow

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Written, produced, and directed by Ann Sloan

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording

Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

MUSIC:

"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki

Chris Cleveland as Ricky Kinnicki

Raechel Wong as Dotty Kinnicki

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

MUSIC:

"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki

David Allen as Store Clerk

Hallie York as Angie Frangipani

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

MUSIC:

"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.

"Carlötta Beautox Theme" by Jesse Billson

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

MUSIC:

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson.

"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.

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Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           

Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1                             

David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2                              

Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3                  

Raechel Wong as Stage Manager

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC:

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Music from https://filmmusic.io:

"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

 “News Theme” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/

"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                           

David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz                  

Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian             

Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway 

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC:

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:

"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Sugar Plum Breakdown" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Long Note Three" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3993-long-note-three License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com

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Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.

CAST:

David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen

Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer

Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording

Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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