The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!

CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave

David Allen as Guy Pence

Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher

Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter

Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

SFX: From FreeSound.org

For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com

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When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.

CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors

Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher

Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi

Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

SFX: From FreeSound.org

For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com

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Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?

CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave

David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen

Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer

Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/

"Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

SFX: From FreeSound.org

For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com

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Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!

CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner

David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director

Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy

Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani

Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan

Co-produced by Laura Lipson

Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California

MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

SFX: From FreeSound.org

For full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.com

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When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong?

Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer is Dave

Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk

This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong.

Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.

Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com

Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox

Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast

Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast

SFX: Freesound.org

For music and full sound effect credits visit our website

We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast

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Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!

Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer ias Dave

David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion

Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad

Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director.

Ann Sloan as Stana Katic

Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista.

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.

Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com

Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox

Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast

Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast

SFX: Freesound.org

For music and full sound effect credits visit our website

We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast

Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan

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The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing

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