The Complete Disaster Podcast

Sometimes life can be hard. The internet goes out. Your steak isn't done to your exacting specifications. Those kids in the park are being slightly too loud. And then of course there's veterans who died and can't get a proper military funeral because nobody shows up, but those people don't complain on TikTok so that problem largely goes unnoticed. That's why Gary joined Bugles Across America. That and because bugle is just a fun word to say.

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Steroids are a relatively recent thing. So is being a gigantic mass of muscles who can tear a steel beam in half. That's probably a coincidence though. What's not a coincidence is that Minnesota made the questionable decision to build a roofless stadium and now games are getting cancelled all the time. If only we had discovered meteorology prior to 2010.

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Tom and Kathryn are back after their trip across the country. During their travels they passed by a Buc-ee's. Apparently that's a big deal. Up here we're happy with Kwik Trip. Although you won't be getting any furniture or paintings there.

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Did you know that Kristyn witnessed a murder? Well, okay, she didn't actually witness a murder, but she witnessed guys who committed murder. That's pretty close. And now here we are witnessing her retelling the story. It's like we were there.

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If you're Minnesotan, odds are relatively high that you've known someone who's been in Stillwater prison at some point. The sentimental types among you may be saddened to hear that said prison is being phased out. It happens to everyone's favorite hangouts eventually.

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Being a college athlete used to be so simple. You threw a ball around, you got a free ride scholarship, and the teachers took your tests for you. Now you've got all this financial red tape. NIL, NCAA, compensation, association, legislation. That's why none of us ever became multi-millionaire athletes. That, and for no other reason.

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This isn't an episode of the podcast. It's a PSA for people having trouble with the new app update. But it still counts as content, right?

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The P Diddy testimony has begun pouring in. Apparently it's not pleasant. "Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll" isn't seen in the favorable light it used to be, especially when it's coerced. If you're not into hearing about gross people being gross, why not watch a movie about a kitty cat? It's got Derek and Kristyn's seal of approval.

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They say that meeting celebrities is the real stuff we all get. Well, okay, nobody actually says that, but it'll have to do. Also, if you're looking for some bizarre British movies and TV shows, apparently Tom and Kathryn have you covered.

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Well, Shelby called it. We've got our first White Sox pope. Maybe. He's from Chicago, so it depends on if he has good taste or not. Whether the White Sox count as "or not", I will not say.

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