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  • The Two Jacks - Episode 18 - The end of the Hijab in Iran

    The Two Jacks discuss reports that the compulsory wearing of the Hijab in Iran appears to be coming to an end with even women who wear it supporting those who choose not to. Is it a sign the regime is worried?

    Can anyone spare a tomato for the Poms or should they just man up and accept Brexit is to blame.

    In the US, Trump rules in the polls but do they count for anything at this early stage.

    We discuss expert opinion on the Voice and look at Chris Minns's chances of being elected Premier of NSW.

    In sport, the Two Jacks can't help but be obsessed about the Black Caps' chances of winning the second Test as it goes down to the wire. 


    1 hr 26 min
  • Premium Episode 45 - The Alfred Protest - Lidia Thorpe - The 78ers (sample)

    Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does - if you can't afford it, you just need to like want it more. Winners grindset bro.

    If any of you are missing out because you're actually broke drop me a line and I'll send you a file. It's the honour system so don't tell me fibs!

    Enjoy the free snippet!

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    This week in our premium episode we look at the recent protest at The Alfred - a busy melbourne hospital which we covered the lead up to in the last main episode. 

    Pretty scummy stuff. 

    We look at Lidia Thorpe protesting police presence at Mardi Gras and an account of the real story of the 78ers. Should Lidia have done what she did? We're gonna take an objective view on this one...

    Jack gives a peek into what the next main episode is and we announce that there will be a zoom next week on Wednesday night. Further details to come! 

    15 min
  • Episode 123 - Guru Arrested - Oneegs - Alfred Hospital Protest

    This week we look at the arrest of David 'Guru' Graham and his ridiculous behaviour in court. He is such a silly billy.

    Payton Gendron, a mass murderer who killed 10 innocent black americans in a supermarket desperately tries to claw back some sympathy from the court. What a prick.

    In cooker update we have a long overdue go at Dave Oneegs - but that needs another episode in itself - and look at the cookers plan to protest The Alfred - a very busy and very important hospital in Melbourne. By now the protest will have happened - parents harassed on the way to see their children. Sick people being yelled at by idiots. All because they don't understand how transplant lists work. Pathetic.

    We have BPFW and in SovCits V The Man we see a fella fomally known as prince having a bit of a spat with the authorities over his repeated presence in a protected area.

    Pete is still a bigot. He doesn't read articles. Babet has started 'just asking questions' in question time and not only are they stupid, but when he gets owned in the chamber - he posts the video of it as a flex. He doesn't even realise he is getting owned because he is that stupid.


    Some very poor behaviour from the usual suspects this week. Enjoy!

    1 hr 41 min
  • Two Jacks Episode 17 - The voice try and understand it

    Problems arise within the PM's advisory group on the Voice. Are these issues that can be resolved? Is it too early to say? HK Jack believes the Voice may be subject to legal challenge where it advises the Executive. Some lawyers say it will, others say it won't.

    Meanwhile our state school system continues its decline with enrolments in independent schools continuing to rise. State and federal schisms mean no government has the courage to address the problem.

    With the first anniversary of Russia's invasion of Ukraine falling this week, the Two Jacks note that more than half a million Russians have fled the country, numbers similar to the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991.

    In sport, the men's cricket XI sweeps its way to a humiliating loss. 


    1 hr 36 min
  • Premium Episode 44 - Desperate Days in the Movement (sample)

    Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does - if you can't afford it, you just need to like want it more. Winners grindset bro.

    If any of you are missing out because you're actually broke drop me a line and I'll send you a file. It's the honour system so don't tell me fibs!

    Enjoy the free snippet!

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    Oh man, it's been a shit of a week for the movement. Senator Colonel President-for-life Guru was arrested on his houseboat and his computers seized by cops. Oh no! 

    But we kick of with a chat about the determination by Queensland police that Wieambilla was indeed a domestic terror incident which was religiously motivated. That's usually code for islamic - but this time, it's Christianity. A bit of a game changer. 

    We look at 'Died Suddenly', carrying over from our recent rabbit hole on cookers in the MSM, we check in on this absurd concept and stick the boot into Stew Peters a bit. 

    We end with Guru and his legal troubles. He doesn't seem to give a shit about his bail conditions and is flaunting the law as usual. Will this one actually land him in the hoosegow? Will be a while before we know. 

    Enjoy! 

    18 min
  • Premium Episode 43 - Canberra - Gaetzy - Idaho Murders (SAMPLE)

    Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does. This isn't Ethiopia! Stop being poor!

    If any of you are missing out because you're broke drop me a line and I'll send you a file. It's the honour system so don't tell me fibs!

    Enjoy the free snippet!

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    This week we look at the dismal failure that is the Canberra reunion tour. Cookerchella turns out to be more like Fyre Festival with absolutely nobody turning up. Aww! The coin buckets went home empty. 

    Gaetzy is in trouble again and we give you a preview into our next (next) rabbit hole episode - our next one is on the relationship between cookers and the MSM (recorded - out soon) but after that (after our next normal episode - I know, it's confusing) Jack is getting his true crime boots on and looking into a mysterious incident in Idaho where gag orders see witnesses and family unable to speak leaving a vacuum of information filled by media. Good reporting? Probably not. 


    Lots in this one - enjoy! 

    15 min
  • Episode 122 - Cookers and SovCits in the Mainstream Media

    This week we are having a peek into Jack's wheelhouse - the coverage of cookers and SovCits in the mainstream media.

    Cookers hate the MSM - until it agrees with them. Then they LOVE it! Even if it's just a decontextualised headline, they'll share it like crazy.

    But do MSM outlets pander to antivaxxers, conspiracy theorists and SovCits? Kinda.

    For the most part their vaccine reporting is straight down the line. Conspiracy theorists are ignored. SovCits laughed at. But every now and then, a little nod goes to antivaxxers that gives them a real boost of morale - one shared wildly across places like telegram.

    We have a look at how the reporting is happening but also talk to Jack about how the sausage is made. He knows, because unlike Avi Yemini, he's a journalist.


    Enjoy!


    P.S. This episode mentions suicide - if this brings up any dark feelings please call lifeline on 13 11 14 and have a chat with them - they're good people.

    1 hr 28 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 16 - The Post is a Ghost

    One of Australia's great public entities, Australia Post is dying and there's nothing else for it but to watch it happen.

    JTI asks, does Lidia Thorpe's resignation from the Greens split the No vote?

    Elsewhere in politics, Alan Tudge gets a nudge.

    In the US, the Donald has become a supporter of Biden while US politics seems to have moved on from both men for 2024. Will Kamala Harris win? The Two Jacks say no.

    Are vaccine injuries being ignored or downplayed? We review the stats and suggest governments around the world need to be completely honest about the extent of vax injuries to ward off disinfo.

    In sport, the Aussie Men's XI gets a pasting while the Women's XI has claims to be the best team in the world of any sport. 

    1 hr 30 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 15 - Robodebt Roco Disgrace

    The Two Jacks discuss the testimony offered thus far to the Royal Commission into Robodebt. There were multiple failures within the public service and with their political masters, especially Alan Tudge who seems to view the Westminster system of ministerial responsibility as responsible with a big but. Overall, what the Royal Commission has exposed will lead to a serious blow to public confidence in the bureaucracy. The hole cannot be filled by consultancies, where the Two Jacks report on governments past and present are spending millions in what is effectively removing the watch from government and telling it what the time is.

    There's positive news and information from Cape York on the Voice. Overseas, the US cowers from a balloon, Trump's presidential push faces real pressure from within his own party and we review inflation figures in Europe where JTI opines that nationalised energy supply as in France has delivered an inflation rate the envy of Europe while in sport a whisper tom JTI from the NRL clubs shows a players' strike is a real possibility. 

    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode 121 - Director ID - Drug Law Reform - Guru feat. CookerWatch - SovCits

    This week we are back with another fortnightly update on what's happening around the world and the greater cookerverse.

    First up we have the hysterical reaction from cookers about the recently implemented 'director ID' that seeks to place greater accountability on company directors. Cookers hate it! Why? Well, it's the start of the holocaust. That's bad!

    Don't worry - Rebecca Lloyd, disendorsed One Nation candiate and FAIR Business Australia founder is here to save us all. She has a dream!

    I wonder why cookers are against laws that seek to reduce corporate fraud. I'll let you decide on that one.

    We look at drug law reform - just happened in the Canadian province of British Columbia - but is it going to happen here? Maybe. Probably not. But evidence shows it's not only good for society, but also good for the budget too. Win win.

    In Cooker Update we have a special guest - @cookerwatch - to give us the rundown on the bizarre Guru saga that saw concreter and entertainer Dave 'Guru' Graham lose his shit after Ben Fordham didn't let him on air. Don't worry Guru, the guys from b105 will put you on the air! Looks like bogans from Logan are about to become cookers...

    In BPFW Jack throws down some choice quotes. In SovCits we talk about the term SovCit and what's appropriate. It's complex, it's nuanced but it's a work in progress.

    Pete is still on facebook! What? Babet doubles down on some very bad fashion choices and gets a big dumb neon sign for his new 'studio'. The last thing we need is Senator Babet, YouTuber. But that's the hellscape we live in.


    Enjoy!

    1 hr 36 min

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