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This was my favourite overflow for some time - Jack did his own research and found at quote saying that the CDC boss is caling for white genocide in the vaccine refusers! Is it though? Is that what's happening here?

Zeppelins are carry death spores which we should shoot down immediately. Yesterday even. Actually, no. Yes. But what about the Wuhan BioWeapons(tm) on board!

We close with Guru. He's running for office. Well, he thinks he's already a senator. Why? He's an idiot. The election is next month and it's going to be a six week headkicking campaign by news and the daily mail with a competition to see which outlet can make Guru angrier.

I think they'll tie.

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The Two Jacks have an extended discussion on small modular nuclear reactors recently approved for construction in the US by its Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

In Canada, a QUANGO has suggested more than two drinks of booze per week is dangerous while in British Columbia, a three year trial of legalising small amounts of possession of hard drugs, including heroin and crystal meth gets underway.

JTI points out the media, notably the UK Telegraph has conflated the two issues in an attempt to shame Canada's PM, Justin Trudeau.

China opens up post-Covid with as many as 90 per cent of China's population suffering from Covid but economic demands mean lockdowns are over forever.

AI bots write bad copy. And in rugby, one Jones calls another Jones a "psychopath." 

What's this craze going around the news about "Sovereign Citizens" you ask?

Well! You've come to the right place because on today's episode SOS and Sandee will help explain what this pseudo legal belief is in Australia, WHO are using it within the Aussie Freedom movement and share many clips and examples of aussie pseudo legal adherents taking their beliefs out into the real world.

They also give an update on MyPlace and Tale of the episode demonstrates cultural appropriation and how a statement on a door mat was tried against a police officer who came knocking!

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Follow this link to Tom Tanuki's videos on this subject, as mentioned in the episode:

PART 1: https://youtu.be/ea_7jUU489g

PART 2: https://youtu.be/IIrcWtuLkdA

In this weeks rabbit hole we look at NEOM and The Line - the plan by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman to create a smart megacity in the middle of the Saudi desert. They say it's because they're divesting from fossil fuels but it's actually a really weird insane idea with a high chance of spectacular failure.

There's gonna be a resort for tourists, advanced manufacturing, a global trade hub (whatever that is), a film production facility and the crown jewel of the crown prince - The Line - a 170km long mirrored smart city where every breath you take is monitored - but robot maids do your housework and flying cars take you where you are going.

But what's the catch?

Basically everything. Half the tech they have promised isn't even close to existing and the deadlines are VERY soon. This is the vanity project of a madman and you can watch from the ground level as it all unravels in front of the world.

Hey, at least you're not the dead bird guy.

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This week has been overflowing with some very funny nonsense! 

Fanos had a weird rant about opposing the WEF but then not opposing because if you oppose there's reasons why something bad. It's tricky for fanos. He finds it difficult to maintain a thought for more than about thirty seconds. 

We look at a couple of SovCits looking to get out of parking fines - one of them is a terse response from a counsel from council and the other is a deadshit how to guide to get out of fines in the City of Sydney. Good lord. 

In Florida they are literally banning books. Teachers who don't comply are charged with actual felonies. And the person who implemented this - is running for president in 2024. Fuck me. 

And Mike Pompeo writes a book hoping to pip DeSantis the book burner in the 2024 election. Is he cooked? Yes. 

Enjoy! 

HK Jack reports on the Chinese New Year festivities in Hong Kong with mainland arrivals well down as Covid hits an estimated 80 per cent of the Chinese population.

In the US, confidential documents are now used as place mats at the homes of Biden, Trump and Pence.

The UK government goes nuts over fast foods. In Europe a divide between the eastern European countries, the Scandinavians and the Western Europeans emerges around peace talks in Ukraine.

In Australia, an immigration backlog is creating a rort with an estimated 23,000 people in Australia on protection visas. And we ask why grog bans, even temporary ones, are not a good idea in the Northern Territory.

In sport, was Stephen Smith's ton at the SCG in the BBL, the best T20 knock ever?  

It's been a long break and SO much has happened. This is barely a snippet!

It must be said - huge trigger warning for the start of news - very strong references to child sexual abuse with Jack recounting the horror that was inflicted upon thousands of children in part due to the very dead Pell's work climing the career ladder. But it wasn't all Pell - it could never have happened without the co-operation of vicpol.

If you want to avoid these themes, jump in at 30mins.

Joel explains the difference between incels and failed normies after a bunch of people assume incels love Andrew Tate. They do not. Incels hate him. His simps are failed normies. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

Trump to be indicted in Georgia which is absolutely beautiful.

BPFW is in there. We have some very funny sovcits from the USA and Pete's back! But Babet sneaks in as well.

Enjoy!

By the CCP's own figures China's GDP shows the largest economy in the world is barely growing after a year of "dynamic zero covid" policy. JTI believes this is the reason for opening up despite an estimated 800 million people in China being infected with Covid with 60,000 deaths in 2023 thus far.

The Two Jacks discuss the efficacy of lockdowns both in Australia and around the world. A Royal Commission is needed to examine what happened in Australia, to find out what worked and what didn't and map out a plan for future pandemic management.

Meanwhile in the US, polling puts Biden ahead of Trump by eight points while De Santis, without widespread name recognition, leads Biden by three.

Industrial strife reaches a peak in the UK, and in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Islamic State is on the rise and causing carnage in a country described as the "sorrow of Africa." 

In sport, the Australian Open begins and we discuss Cricket Australia's decision to cancel a tour in the UAE against Afghanistan. 

The Two Jacks convene for the first show of The New Year.

Top of the discussion is China's swift rejection of its Dynamic Covid policy as the country opens up.

Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy finds it's 15th time the charm as he's elected Speaker of the House.

Putin is all out of bargaining chips while locally the Two Jacks argue over the best way to make the Voice referendum succeed.

In sport, Australia's Test squad for India is discussed and we ask why is Melbourne Victory still in the comp?

This week we look at the bullshit concept of climate lockdowns. Every idiot on telegram is obsessed with the idea that Dictator Dan is about to lock them within a 15 minute area because of climate change. What's the basis for this? Nothing.

But they need to keep the punters terrfied so they're pushing this line in a big way - and using a traffic mitigation program in Oxford and an air pollution reduction scheme in Delhi to support their bullshit theories.

It's complete nonsense - but that's pretty standard from these characters. But at least you might now know why people keep yapping about 15 minute neighbourhoods and the horror of improving a city somewhat. New bins? Tyranny!

Enjoy!