Yes, the Queen is dead at the suspiciously tender young age of 96 years old. Was she already dead? Was she alive enough to be killed again? Either way, the reptilian alien Lizzie the Lizard has eaten her last baby. What a shame.

Yes, cookers are losing it and conservatives are falling over themselves to be the saddest person in the bunch. Just wait till they hear what King Charles thinks about climate channge!

It's gonna be a real mess.

We also take pleasure in hearing Steve Bannon is in deep shit and in SovCits you're either in or out - don't half arse the pseudolegal gibberish or you'll be thrown out of the club.

Pete's boring again. But Babet was very funny.

Enjoy!

This week, we spend some time on unique witchy freedom fighter, Lizzie Rose!

We will head down into the tunnels to see what Dan Andrews has really been up to, find out how Lizzie solved a mystery in Sale and get an update on what she's up to now.

The Two Jacks have an extended discussions on the astonishing news of Scott Morrison's five - count 'em, five self appointed secret ministries. We take a look at the Job Summit coming up in September and wonder why Peter Dutton's Libs won't be attending. In sport, Carlton finish the season on a low note from which JTI is s till recovering, Essendon's week from hell rolls into a fortnight and it is all the club not the coach's fault. In cricket, JTI asks ponders that even the shortest form of the game makes it more boring.

We are finally looking at The Great Reset - the ideological bogeyman of the conpsiracy universe. Is Klaus Schwab evil? No. But he is a raging capitalist? Yes. Does he want you to eat bugs? No. Is Ralph Babet an idiot? Yes.

Unfortunately The Great Reset is a huge topic and Joel has done way too much research into it - so this one is part 1 of several. In this episode we get around the idea of eating crickets and how completely misunderstood it is, but also go over the basics of the WEF, Schwab's take on 'stakeholder capitalism' and a vague outline of what it's all about.

A lot of flesh out in this one and much more to come!

P.S. in an example of 'I absolutely could not have said it better myself' there's a two part series on the WEF/Great Reset which is VERY worth listening to - Here's the link

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lets-go-to-davos-part-one-wef-great-reset-what-is-it/id1629532988?i=1000574553577

They cover just about everything I would want to know about the conspiracy theory including fleshing out the players behind the absurd push to demonise Schwab.

I'm gonna do more parts because more cooks simply makes a better broth - but this two parter just absolutely nails it.

Enjoy!

Scott Morrison has been the secret Minister for Everything but was it legal? The two Jacks discuss the Packer emails and congratulate him for his poisoned pen. A terrible double murder of two women in Sydney leads police to claim the rule book has been thropwn out. JTI says it hasn't been around for a long time. EVs are coming whether HK jack likes it or not and in the footy, the final round of the home and away season promises to be a belter.

A huge week for cookers with Dave Oneegs getting a lawyer who comes with a little bit of a history. Avi Yemini is denied entry to New Zealand and uses the opportunity to grift money from idiots while Rukshan is pretty much completely ignored despite also being involved. Eric Trump takes a selfie which casually includes some very sensitive information. Why? Because he is an idiot.

This week we are doing the new format - no rabbit hole! Just news, sponsor/BPFW, SovCits v The Man and TWIPE. Or, Deej and Titles as it turns out.

It's a fun episode that went way longer than planned. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we did recording it. Good times and some very nice tins.

This week Jack looks at the bizarre behaviour of Scott Morrison and looks at his motivations for being the minister for everything. Cookers think it's all part of a WEF agenda because they are incredibly stupid. 

We also have a quick check in on cookers at the start. They have not been idle. Maybe protesting outside a childrens hospital was a bad idea? 

Are we the bad guys? Yes. You are the bad guys. But don't let us interrupt you having a good time. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AMBULANCES?!?

**** In this episode we mention Ron DeSantis being quite reasonable about the FBI raid - we got this one wrong. Turns out he's still a completely cooked idiot and he was talking about a previous event, defending the police in a completely different scenario. Jokes on us for assuming DeSantis could be reasonable. Whoops!***

Last week Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago, Florida was searched by the FBI with a warrant from the attorney general, Merrick Garland and signed by a federal magistrate. Both of their lives are now being threatened by MAGA hat wearing idiots.

Did Trump declassify the documents? Is he up for treason? Will he be able to run in 2024?

The answers are all pretty disappointing, but the answers are all in this weeks episode.

This week is just the rabbithole, folks. No segments! We will be doing every second week as a deep dive into a single topic for a while.

News, BPFW, SovCits and Pete/Ralph will be back next week! But it's probably going to be Pete. Ralph deleted his twitter. IT'S NOT FAIR! WHYYYY!

What are political honeymoons and how long do they last? The media has speculated that Anthony Albanese's political honeymoon is over on a regular basis but his approval ratings remain at historic highs. Meanwhile, we eulogise Olivia Newton-John and Judith Durham. And with fall out, from the Adelaide Crows 2019 motivational camp continuing, we ask what the hell was the club doing and how could it so badly fail players who came forward too complain. 

This week Jack looks at the Uluru Statement From The Heart and explains some of the lesser known elements of what is, to quote Joe Biden, 'a big fucking deal'.

But it's just a big deal to me - cause I'm not allowed to swear this week! Yep. My niece Stevie has told me that she likes the podcast - but doesn't like the swearing. Since you ingrates don't share the episodes enough we need LISTENERS - the younger the better. So I've taken a week off the F word. It's been hard. Real hard.

We also announce a format change - after some hard thought over cold beers we have decided we will do a rotation of full episodes every two weeks- with BPFW, SovCits, Pete and the rest - and every other week simply feature a rabbit hole deep dive into a single topic. It gives us time to 'do our research' - sometimes a week just isn't enough!

In news we look at The Donald being raided by the FBI - it's still early days but we had to stick the boot in. We also look at cookers in general who have been behaving very badly.

In SovCits we take a post from Rob Sudy explaining the Chicago Style Manual and its relevance to sovcittery and Pete doesn't have a big week but for the sake of the podcast we dredge up some nonsense from a while ago, slap some paint on it and laugh at him because he's a dipshit flat earther.

Enjoy!