THE FIRST FILE WAS OUT OF SYNC! Yes, I know Hong Kong Jack might be behind the times, but he's not that far back. It sounds like shit cause it's broken!

New file fixes it up. If you are still getting the old version, delete the download and re-download it.

I guess now would be a bad time to bring up the Patreon, right? Har Har.

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The crossbenchers are up in arms. Not just the teals but PHON, and Jacqui Lambie are furious that Alboi has put the kibosh on the hiring of three extra personal or policy advisers on their staff. Is Albo wrong? Is he picking a fight out of hubris or have the crossies written cheques they can't cash? 

Recently a ban on the swastika was passed through both houses in Victoria with only one dopey Liberal Democrat voting against it. Why? Free speech. But what does that even mean?

Also, Jack has covid and nobody cares but he finally proves to us all that he is not a reptile, or he's very keen to hide it.

We talk about newly sworn in Victorian senator Ralph Babet and how funny he is going to be and look at the gerrymandering in the USA that leaves democrats hideously underrepresented and the GOP a powerful bigoted voice of the few.

Pete goes on a podcast and has some interesting ideas on why he got deplatformed and proof that he isn't a neo-nazi. Yep, okay Pete.

We don't cover a lot of things this week. Q is back, the supreme court have lost their minds. Violence at pride events and climate protests. The Cossack is getting sentenced this week and Tim Smith threatened a teenager with a lawsuit on twitter. But we will cover all that in an overflow for Patrons due on Friday. Should be quite funny.

https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram

Big thanks to everyone who sends us the content that makes these episodes happen and a big thanks to @watermelon__boy for the theme and closing note - it still makes me chuckle.

Enjoy!

The Albanese government faces its first major challenge - an energy crisis amid threats of blackouts in Eastern Australia. Where did it all go wrong and how can the Coalition straight-faced blame Labor for it? And what is the answer? 

Meanwhile, Albo faces criticism for overseas trips - two down, two to go in the next month. Should Albo be a stay at home PM? 

Share the truth at whatever cost! And by truth, we mean whatever “truth” gives you the most cut through with the lucrative American market!

In this episode of TinFoil Tales, we discuss the cooked relationship between Australia and America and how alternative media facilitated by social media has helped key figures in the Aussie freedom movement spread their message globally. 

GOD BLESS MARIA, GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD HELP US ALL!

Jack's been sanctioned! Rootin'-Tootin' Putin has put him on a list. Why? Jack has a theory with very interesting implications...

The Canberra Cookers (stayers) construct a Political Freedom Embassy from glad wrap and fill their plastic tomb full of carbon monoxide fumes.

The January 6 hearings have shown that the idea that the insurrection were just a few average folks in a bad situation is bullshit. They're all organised and interrelated with networks of very naughty people doing exactly as they had planned.

In SovCits we go back to Jan 6 again to see a hilarious but quite sad example of sovcittery going wrong and Pete does bugger all but when it comes to bitcoin he is 'going down with the ship'.

Enjoy!

The Two Jacks discuss the pressures of being PM amid advice to Albo from Julias Gillard that he needs to get enough sleep. Don't do a Kevin, Albo. take a nap. 

The global energy crisis is a great challenge for the incoming government. Will they go nuclear? The Two Jacks thrash out the nuclear option.

In this special episode of the Conditional Release Program, Jack interviews Rob Anderson, a victim of child sexual abuse in an insttitutional setting.

This one comes with a huge trigger warning. It's a tough listen.

A student at Trinity Grammar School, Rob suffered pain and trauma that would only get worse led by a broken criminal justice system and a school that spent over a million dollars in legal costs in a stubborn and cruel refusal to accept responsibility. 

In the news we look at cooker takes on Justin Bieber's Ramsay Hunt syndrome and the Jan 6 hearings that are not going too well for the Trumpster.

The interview is full on but it's an important listen. Take care and remember that if any of the content in today’s program raises any issues for you, please contact Lifeline on 13 11 14 or Beyond Blue 1300 22 3646.

Should we be worried about monkeypox? Probably not. But according to cookers we should be terrified! Not of monkeypox of course, because diseases don't exist. But we should be afraid of fear itself. Which is what the MSM are generating through their orchestrated 'moneypox' scare campaign.

Or are they? Spoiler alert - they aren't.

Yet again the cookers have this completely wrong and are using news headlines to scare the shit out of idiots. Why? I guess they have nothing better to do.

In the news we look at one of likely many AEC prosecutions of a serial pest who says the darndest things and the Trillionsworth family are back to the grift, selling uniforms for about six hundred bucks and creating a parallel police force that is going to end horribly for all involved.

In SovCits we have Mike Holt who has come under fire for using the classic CPO title - just like the snapping turtle has for so many years!

Pete's a bit quiet this week and we let him stew in his juices. He's got no money and he's a bit upset. Let him sook for a bit.

Apologies for the late episode! Help me stop working by signing up to the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram because finding time to produce this is getting harder and harder to do!

Thanks guys. Enjoy!

How did the polls get it wrong again? Or did they? How hard is it today to get a measure of public opinion? The Two jacks look at the Opposition front bench and put the kibosh on the nonsense the Liberal Party has to move further to the right to win elections. 

Welcome to Tinfoil Tales! The latest podcast release in what is becoming a bit of a bloody podcast network under the TCRP banner. While Jack and Joel try to keep our listeners updated on what the cookers are upto - we get all our information from SOS and Sandee! So we're cutting out the middleman and giving them a podcast to play with. 

We're looking back at the good old days of EPIC. Who took the money? Luke Cole? Cathy from Finance? What role does TAP play in all of this - and what are they trying to achieve with those stupid letters?!?

Should be an excellent podcast series and it's patron only for now so enjoy this exclusive look into cookers from two of the best cooker watchers in the country!