The Conditional Release Program

This week we look at the continuing breakdown of Kanye West whose antisemitism has started pilling normies that like his crappy music. We also check in on Elon Musk's twitter takeover which was either incredibly stupid or incredibly smart but it's definitely incredibly bad for humanity (despite what Jack bloody Dorsey thinks).

And Randy has a wank at a child care centre. Feels better for it, though.

In SovCits we look a shitty person doing shitty things and Ralph has the spot at the tail this week, again, because Pete is boring and Zippy is funny.

Enjoy!

Edit: as the very good @rodcubkoguma pointed out, we made a glaring error in this episode. We claimed that mRNA vaccines had not caused a death in Australia while the confirmed number from an adverse reaction (myocarditis) is 1. We also stated the deaths from AstraZeneca were 9, when it is 13.

I cut the piece because it seemed wrong to leave it in. A little error can be retracted, but a big one needs to go.

Keep us posted on any factual issues in the pod - timestamps are AMAZING but just a heads up is great. This is a podcast that condemns bullshit and holds itself to a high standard of factual accuracy. Even when it's reporting on made up bullshit from cookers.

So we pick up our look back at the Melbourne protest scene at the start of September, Freedom Day ! 

Wait, but we aren't free yet so what went wrong...?

The Anti Dan sentiment picks up, Monica & Morgan take control & the karma bus runs over a couple of OG's.

We take a quick look at the continued aftermath of Mission2Melbourne & share our Tinfoil Tale of the week.

Here's the link to the reading material we spoke about:

https://medium.com/@pestcontrolau

Been very lazy about posting teaser trailers to lure you guys into our patreon - but I just got my tax bill so it's time to start temping y'all to join.

We did Alex Jones a couple weeks ago, but this week we are looking at antivaxxers.

We thought that around now would be the time the antivax movement died. The data is clear - vaccines work. Not only that, but side effects are incredibly rare. Despite this, antivaxxers have simply lied their way through it - claiming that every heart attack is a result of the vaccines and pushing conspiracy theories alongside any celebrity death they can. 

With the 'revelation' that Pfizer didn't test for transmission in the clinical trials (clinical trials that antivaxxers previously denied ever happened) we have seen yet another perceived victory for these idiots, with many of them expecting some form of apology. 

I'm sorry you're an idiot? Will that do?

Jack looks at the data - and we discuss the bad faith argument put forward as a result of this honest answer from a pfizer exec being conned by an antivax snake. 

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You'll own nothing and you'll be happy - it's the second most overused WEF trope outside 'you will eat ze bugs'. But it's equally as meaningless.

An article written by a WEF young global leader that went to a WEF global council meeting to be discussed at a few sessions on how products as a service in smart cities could change society. It wasn't an agenda - maybe a prediction - and possibly a warning.

But to cookers it became convenient to call it a conspiracy. And so they did. And now every idiot, especially attention starved pissants like teeny weeny Malcolm Roberts are using the 'you'll own nothing' line to push whatever weird dystopian fantasies they want to scare the shit out of the electorate with - and falsely attributing it to Klaus Schwab who had nothing to do with it!

As usual, conspiracy theorists are idiots and got this wrong. But the article itself - well, it's not exactly obvious what their intention was - and it's a little bit cooked as well.

We cut this one in half because it went long. So much to discuss. The second half coming out in a couple weeks.

Enjoy!

AG Mark Dreyfus outlines the structure and funding of the National Anti-Corruption Commission. HK Jack asks what it's supposed to stop. JTI with a journalist's eye likes what he sees. More perp walks, please. 

The Albanese government decides not to decide in stage three tax cuts and have pushed the decision to next May's federal budget. What are the stage three tax cuts, who gets them and are we looking at nothing more than upper middle class tax cuts? JTI ponders those doing it tough on $200 thou a year and suggests a nationwide telethon. 

We are back with the usual format and this week we look at Tucker Carlson's bizarre interview with Kanye West where old Tucker left out all the good bits. Trump stands over one of his associates to give Melania shares for no apparent reason and now has another enemy in the ranks and Simeon Boikov has become a peace loving hippy all of a sudden. Seems a bit suss? It is.

In our new 'cooker catch up' segment we mostly look at Dave Oneegs behaving badly. He's been behaving terribly! But that's not really surprising is it?

In SovCits we revist the man from Kings Langley who isn't under duress - but under arrest. Why? He is an idiot. Not my words - them's the courts words.

And as usual Pete is boring as shit. But Ralph's pretty funny.

Enjoy!

It's about time we did this - and it was a great chat. We've done the inevitable crossover to look at the mission2melbourne.

Was it a flop? What the hell happened? What are they even protesting?

A very special episode for a fairly average event.

It's been a while between drinks listeners and it's all Joel's fault. While the good listeners of The Conditional Release Program are hard at work doing things for money, the skiving delinquent Joel has been off watching rock and roll concerts in the USA and Mexico. Why are the nails nine inches? What is a Rammstein? These are questions he doesn't answer in the episode. I don't think he even knows himself.

But we do have a chat about the state of the States and a few other things. Research? Editing? Doesn't sound much like a holiday. But it's worth a listen.

Heartfelt thankyou to our Patrons for sticking with us through the break. We will do some zooms and some bonus stuff this month to make up for the absence.

Victorian election coming up. It's gonna be a fun month. Enjoy the episode and if you want something far better than this - get around the latest Tinfoil Tales!

ALSO - @watermelon__boy has remastered the opening theme and the final sting. He's a bloody great guy and worth a follow. Does this without demand or prompt. Just wanted to help us out. A five star man.

Enjoy!

This week we start our deep dive into the Melbourne protest scene - how did we get here? Why are we still here? Will it ever end?

We also take a look at the lead up to Mission2Melbourne and it hasn't been great. To say there's some drama would be an understatement!