The Conditional Release Program

It has been an incredibly dark week in the US with yet another elementary school shooting. The fact that this keeps happening in the face of complete inaction is just unspeakably awful. But here we are. Jack puts his mind to what the hell is going on and Joel plumbs the depths of telegram and generally depraved arseclowns to see what false flag nonsense they are coming up with.

In the news we have Monica Smit threatening us with a good time by saying she might go to jail again and inevitably asks for more money. After recording, she did a weird backflip and decided she wanted to represent herself in court. I'm guessing the next fundraiser is for law textbooks?

We also look at the usual suspects screaming ELECTION FRAUD with Ralph 'Deej' Babet being knocked out of sixth place to the collective relief of everyone to the left of Genghis Khan. While he's being pipped by a tory, I'll talk almost anyone but him.

In SovCits Monica makes another appearance with some top gun legal advice on her predicament and Pete has a huge week posting nonsense in a desperate attempt to be relevant - but his desperation is also of a financial nature as he begs people to go to his evolve sanctuary retreats. Looks like the crypto crash got him good!

Enjoy!

The Two Jacks sift through the wreckage wrought at the Liberal Party in the 2022 federal election. Albo is PM, the man least likely to live in the Lodge 15 years ago has become a Labor hero. The Two Jacks explain how the improbable rise of Albo to PM took place. 

Apparently there was a bit of an election on the weekend and it all went to plan. The pollsters will be spared execution this time as they got it pretty much about right and the fear of the electorate resulted in juicy betting odds for some of our smarter and more risk tolerant listeners!

We look at the cooker vote and how predictably shit it was and look at the spectactular casualties of the war against shitty moderate liberals.

Oh, and Monica almost became a senator. Almost!

Enjoy!

It's week five of the campaign. We're almost there. Was Morrison's housing/super policy announcement at the Liberal launch on Sunday night a Hail Mary or did he already put the white flag up two days earlier when he said he could change. 

There just so happens to be a federal election on this weekend so we kick off the rabbit hole with an open letter from Monica to Clive to show her disappointment in him (it's very funny - she is an idiot) and then we move on to some casual punditry. Very much looking forward to seeing the arse of this Liberal government and seeing a few of these independents ruin blue ribbon seats for years to come. Bless.

In the news we have the horrific shooting in Buffalo, NY and a genuine need to look in the mirror and have a real conversation about what the fuck is going on in the reflection. We also look at the cooker protests with the spat between Bosi and Cossack and a quick chat about the Cossack's arrest - a story developing as we speak!

In SovCits we have the Vaccine Police - chief detective super sargeant Christopher Key getting booted from his hearing after claiming he was a free man on the land and Pete has a shit week cause his crypto portfolio shit the bed. Awww diddums! Stacking sats are we? Poor Pete.

Enjoy!

Welcome to Tinfoil Tales! The latest podcast release in what is becoming a bit of a bloody podcast network under the TCRP banner. While Jack and Joel try to keep our listeners updated on what the cookers are upto - we get all our information from SOS and Sandee! So we're cutting out the middleman and giving them a podcast to play with. 

We're looking back at the good old days of EPIC. Who took the money? Luke Cole? Cathy from Finance? What role does TAP play in all of this - and what are they trying to achieve with those stupid letters?!?

Should be an excellent podcast series and it's patron only for now so enjoy this exclusive look into cookers from two of the best cooker watchers in the country! 

In-person pre-polling and postal voting has begun in the Australian federal election. Much of the nation ignored the Two Leaders debate on Channel Nine. Why has the ABC been cut out of leader debates this time? The Two Jacks discuss debates and as long as they've been happening there is no indication it has any substantial impact on the result. Meanwhile polling and betting markets have shifted slightly confirming a Labor majority government is the most likely outcome. Can Labor lose it from here? It sure can and HK Jack offers sage advice on how to keep the ball rolling in the right direction. 

In this weeks rabbithole we look at the impending doom of a global food shortage. A perfect storm of natural disasters, military conflict and idiotic decisions has created a serious food shortage around the world.

As usual, it's the poor who will cop the brunt of it while agritech solutions such as GMO crops are protested by fat middle class westerners.

In the news we do a cooker update on the sad dregs that are STILL in Canberra and the genius how to vote system Monica Smit came up with which puts the majors last. Kinda. Sorta doesn't though, Mon Mon.

In SovCits the judge presiding over Wayne Glew's case accepts that his oath was to a corporation and is sectioned with the Snapping Turtle being set free like the beautiful bird he is.

Pete is still a bigot and an idiot but we look at one of his latest brainfarts - Project Blue Beam. Does he really believe this shit?

Probably.

Enjoy!

The polling and the betting is showing Labor firming to form a majority government. It's not there yet, JTI says, but the momentum has shifted that way. And what ever happened to the magical Labor MP for Gilmore, Peter Knott? Listen and find out. 

This week we are going back to basics and looking at cooker scams! After Dave Oneegs and his mate Dottie had their bank accounts frozen for their role in what looks to be fairly straight forward charity fraud it's become talk of the town that cooked idiots are scammers. But we've known that for ages. Shit, Lucky Lance has made it his life's work to expose their nonsense.

In other news we look at Crackernomics, a new approach to the mortgage industry that will definitely work in reality and should see the UAP scrape into majority at 78 or so seats with Crackers Kelly as PM and Minister for Making Banks Upset. Sure.

And we look at much more sinister behaviour from the republicans in the USA and just a friendly content warning - that bit contains references to sexual assault.

Wayne Glew is dead! Or is he...?

Pete has a big week worrying that a new disinformation governance board will ruin his new career as a full time unpaid shitposter. Oh no!

Enjoy!