This week’s tales include a talking car in need of ice cream, a forklift faux pas, a dam disaster, and a Grandad leaving on a jet plane. Simon has fun with a megaphone found in the ever-growing confession ‘Prop box’, the ‘Roll Call of Shame’ continues and we open the over flowing postbag for the Parish Noticeboard. Plus another classic story is dug up from the Confessions Crypt, featuring a parking prank. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]