The first Toozdee of '16 brings Tiffany Haddish! Hear about her foster folks, devil Mom, shady foster grand dads, being a mom at eight, making mean baked ribs at ten, her three-hour commute to school, her step-dad plotting the murder of her and her sisters! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Settle in for the last Feast of the year with Francisco Ramos! Hear how he embarrassed himself at a basketball tryout, tried to rob a Best Buy and his "Playboy Mansion" experience in college. And a happy and healthy new year to all of the members of Feaster Nation! We'll talk to y'all in 2016. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'll see your Ronnie Kirkman and raise you a Susan Larson! That's right, Jay's mom is the guest this Toozdee. Hear about Jay's trip to ballet camp, living with Auntie Ru, missing out on a chance at at a patent and breaking her back in a horrible fall.  We hope you and yours have a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah & Happy Holidays! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Stout's adventures in South African strip clubs and the dangers of condoms! Hear about doing a standup show in Cleveland on the night of Lebron's decision and moving from a private school to public school. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Toozdee, Theo Von! Wooden shirts, growing up in crazy neighborhoods and backseat frisbee experiences! As if that's not enough, his big claim to fame -- having gone to the same middle school as Lee Harvey Oswald! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey hey playa! Sean O'Connor is here, telling about an attempt on his life, being fired because of a podcast appearance and getting arrested! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hugh Moore tells about his teenage klepto mom! Plus, he gets arrested, gets in an accident, gets robbed and has lots of stories involving guns -- real guns. Good times!  #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Toozdee, Sam Tripoli battles traffic tickets -- and wins! And hear about his run-ins with Lake Havasu cops, the silver robot guy and a comedy festival in Pahrump, Nevada. http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 181: Nate Craig It's Toozdee and Nate Craig tells us about Mick Betancourt and a fire extinguisher, meeting Dog The Bounty Hunter, his pitching debut in little league and being high on mushrooms at a Grateful Dead show! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feasters, this is an ALL-TIME ep with Daniel Van Kirk telling the craziest stories. Working as an undercover security guard at a department store and so much more. Once you hear about a 10-97 going to town on a 10-98, you'll never be the same. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices