Hey hey playas, it's a new CrabFeast with comedian Chris Thayer. Is there such a thing as taking too many mushrooms? Chris tells us, "Yes." Hear about how he moved around a lot as a kid, a day in Cleveland and his Grandfather dying. Plus, some big love to Saatva! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feasters! We get busy with Chris Garcia, who talks about the first time he got busy -- at the age of seven! He also tells hilarious stories about losing his virginity and catching his Cuban parents having sex. There's no sex in this one, but you gotta hear his amazing story about leaving Cuba to go to the U.S. Plus, he talks about his gig at the science center and taking care of his father, who's got Alzheimer's. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Toozdee and we've got some CrabFeast fo' dat ass, namely the hilarious Josh Robert Thompson. He does an amazing Morgan Freeman impression, which he got to do in front of the man himself. Wait til you hear about his George Lucas prank at Comicon! And he talks about working on Craig Ferguson and making his own amusement park as a kid. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feasters, Felipe Esparza's got some stories for y'all! Like being told he's going to be a father -- during lunch -- in high school. And getting jumped into a gang, smoking crack, dealing drugs and getting into a fight with Billy Crystal. Run of the mill stuff like that! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feaster nation! New ep with Gary Adler! He talks about being in Sports Illustrated TWICE (even though he's not an athlete), A Face In The Crowd and famous siblings. Plus, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about hanging with Cuban drug lords. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIToozdee! April Richardson takes time from her busy Morrisey-stalking schedule to talk about meeting a celebrity through online dating, rolling houses, running from the cops and getting married just for kicks. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whattup feasters! On the new ep, we've got Josh Adam Meyers from Goddamn Comedy Jam talking about trying to score pills on skid row and (unsuccessfully) trying to pass himself off as Orel Hershiser. Ry talks about his recent hospital hassles and meeting Will.i.am. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey hey playas! We've got Nick Bernstein, VP of west coast CBS late night programming. Hear about his early days as a page at NBC in Burbank, seating people at Leno and breaking up a fight on a game show. He also talks a little about the Leno-Conan kerfuffle and James Corden's new show. And a word of advice, don't ever ask Nick where someone is! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feasters! We've got comedian and former illegal immigrant Lachlan Patterson on the show this week. He tells heart-warming tales from Canada, like losing teeth and getting chased with hockey sticks. So, get some CrabFeast fer dat ass, ya hosers! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Toozdee, time for some CrabFeast for dat ass! Our good friend Adrian Kulp is here. He's a dad now, but we'll hear about his younger days being a drunken fool in Mexico, trying to smuggle pot plants into his parents' yard and crashing the gate at the Sony lot with a suitcase full of dildos. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices