If you asked Earl what life was like growing up in Bel Air, he'd say pretty middle class. With neighbors like Sylvester Stallone and Kareem Abdul Jabar, Ry and Jay would say, "Bro! You were loaded!" But Earl Skakel wasn't loaded because he's been sober since birth. But when you hear some of the craziness he's gotten into in his life you'd swear he was as high as Kareem's sky hook. It's showtime on this week's episode, so make sure to share with friends and get the word out. #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your sun tan lotion and bathing suit because it's spring break with Sandy Danto and we are headed to... New Orleans? Ok, cool, for one night? To do what??? This week's ep has some amazing stories from not only the great Sandy Danto but also from Josh Adam Meyers! That's right, possibly Josh's best appearance to date on the podcast! This ep has so much to it! Imagine reaching for allergy medication and taking Molly instead! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Ross is back on the Feast and boy are we glad he stopped by! Let's just say he's the most unlucky lucky guy in Vegas, well at least with women. Going the bathroom in public has never been easy for him but doing doughnuts in a police station parking lot has been. Oh and he tells us the most drunk he's ever gotten. How Drunk? Let's just say he blacked out for seven hours! Be sure to share on all of Social Media and #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are getting some serious Boston love on this episode, unless you're the New Kids! Matty Fontana joins the boys in the studio and he's got quite the hot streak. Just ask Seal, no, not the mama, the singer. Or the old Lady at The Bel Air Hotel! "He's a smart one" this kid, just ask Don Rickles and Bob Newhart! This episode has a little bit of everything! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's always an honor to have All Juco Ryan Sickler in the studio but to have an actual Juco National champion?! I mean, come on playas!!! But that national title is just the tip of the male cheerleading pyramid. Just check the base and you'll find this week's guest, Josh Nelson. But he isn't embarrassed to be a male cheerleader, nor should he. But he might be embarrassed by his sleep-walking, or for his party hosting skills and for finding his way out of an awkward hook up. http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, this week we find out that the Kentucky Derby ain't nothin compared to the "Kenducky Derby!" We sit down with Vlad Caamano and hear how he and Ry met at a diversity showcase. (Yes we know Ry isn't diverse.) But you don't need a horse or a duck if you have a '93 Civic like Vlad but just don't let his Dad see it because he's obsessed with them! So, set a pick and roll dirty on this week's episode! Take a listen and share on social media and then go get your "Kenducky Derby" shirt! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy, look who's back! We are back in South Philly and just passed the typewriter shop to sit down with Eleanor Kerrigan and that was the best thing we did all week. As usual this episode never leaves the neighborhood and why would it if you were able to get into fights with mob tied chicks, kick it with bonafide safari animals and per the norm had 9 brothers and sisters to gossip about! As always Eleanor is instant gold!!! Have a great 4th tomorrow and be sure to share this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you good enough to play division one college basketball? Neither was Geoff Tice. But were you bad enough to cut twice by the same coach at two different colleges? Not enough? What about catching wombats, meeting Dennis Rodman and Pete Rose in the same trip to Vegas and getting punched by a woman with a dudes name?! Tune in and share on Facebook, twitter and IG. Why not? Don't you wanna be cool? #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hop on your horses and take your shirts off because we are riding with Jessimae Peluso on this week's episode. And if Horses aren't your thing she's bringing a pet monkey! Not hers and not to the podcast but she'll invite it to her sister's wedding!!! So take a listen and see how her excuse to sneak into meeting Gene Wilder went! And then share it with friends or on social media! #FTCF #***** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices