Ho Ho Ho! That ain't Saint Nick you hear! That's the sound coming from The Black Palace and laughter because of one of our favorite guests!!! Steve Simeone is back on The Feast and there's no one else we'd want to celebrate Christmas on than this guy. And because you've all been so nice for so many years, old Santy Claus has a little something extra in the bag for you! We will miss you all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's got four legs, three DUIs, two names and he's constantly covered by the Channel 1 news! Jimmy Josh Adam or Josh Adam Meyers is vaping his way through this week's episode and we couldn't be happier to see him. He's been our most listened to guest, mainly because he's done the most episodes, but also because you guys love him! And so do we! I know it's hard to say goodbye to The Feast but it surely isn't hard to say good bye to this degenerate! Share with the people you love! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You wanted her and you got her! Only three episodes left and we couldn't not include everyone's favorite mom! Sue Larson is back on the Feast! Unlike her meatballs, this episode is not undercooked! In fact, you could leave this episode in a sun-warmed car for days and it wouldn't go bad! This is such a fun episode and special to both of the guys just as we know it's special to you to. Please enjoy and share with friends. We love you and so does Sue! #FTCF #***** http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Call up Ronnie Huffendick because we are headed back to the Vegas strip with Brandt Tobler. No need for tickets we are sneaking into this week's ep and hearing about a bunch of other sneak ins. Brandt has always been a top requested guest and this week's stories are the reason why. He's a cult classic for Feaster Nation and we are stoked to have him in the final 5. #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are down to the final 5!!! Can you believe that? We are doing are best to get the best guests possible but unfortunately this week we fell a bit short and ended up with the 2nd best part of The Dollop in Gary Reynolds!!! Amazingly he was heavily requested and we begrudgingly had him on and as always he surprised us! Such a great episode and no better way to close out November and start off the final 5. Thanks for all of your support and love! #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carl D the Drama King is back. And with no surprise he takes us down some of his embarrassing highlights from growing up and adulthood. Carl isn't afraid to open up the past and we are always stoked to have him on. Please enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're knee deep in the final 10 episodes & we wanted to change it up a little bit so we invited a first-time guest on to inject a little youth into The Feast. Ladies and gentlemen...officially the youngest guest in Feast history... Derek Crawford AKA Ryan's stepson...GETCHA ASS OUT HERE! Ah, to be 15 again! We go on a trip down memory lane and Derek shares some really great moments and stories. It's awesome to be able to look back at a time when you were 15 and laugh about the stuff you did growing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're in the final ten and here is another fan favorite, as well as a favorite of ours, Daniel Van Kirk! Enjoy the episode and share it with your friends! #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, we are in our final ten! And we decided to mix it up. We decided to get one of our most-requested guests from over the years who has never been on the podcast! So, if you think threatening someone with a gun, rancid piñata parties and degenerate motel stories are worth a listen, then you'll be excited for today's episode with Danish and O'Neill! Please enjoy and share with people you consider friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked for it, you got it! She got out of Sacramento, grabbed a 30 Rack of Keystone and swung by for one of the last 10 episodes. We are so excited to have Karen Kilgariff back on the podcast! She is our favorite murder and one of our all time favorite guests! You guys asked for her and we got her! Please share on all your social media! #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices