The Dan Le Batard Show

It turns out that David Samson doesn't just have rules for how he uses the bathroom in a public setting, but he also has rules for the guests in his home, whether they can sit or stand to pee, and which of the several bathrooms they're allowed to use. Then, do you have a strong feeling about how it feels to put your bare feet in a shower or bathtub? Plus, the Heat made another trade deadline move while we were recording, so Izzy, Amin, and Jeremy break down the details. Also, because PJ Tucker was sent away in said trade, Ryan Cortes bombs back into the show to express his dismay.

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How did everything go last night at what our show is lovingly referring to as "The Last Dans?" We check in on the action out in New Orleans. Then, what movie is Daniel Stern most known for? Also, we check in with limited fake Barack Obama and limited fake Stephen A. Smith to hear what they have to say about the news that Stephen A. is polling at 2% for the Democratic Presidential Nominee in 2028. Plus, Pablo and David dive into one of the latest Executive Orders from the Trump Administration banning transgender athletes from participating in sports.

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We continue our quest to have more fun than everyone in New Orleans by bringing in Ryan Cortes from Japan to give us the Miami Heat fan perspective after the Jimmy Butler saga finally came to a conclusion. The rebranded Cortes tells us why he's jacked up about PJ Tucker returning to Miami and how he feels about Jimmy Butler following all of the drama that has taken place over the last couple months. Plus, Mark Williams was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, Jimmy Butler and Bernie Lee are the masters of making a mess, and owners always think they're the coolest guy in the room. Also, David Samson tells us about walking through New York City with his World Series trophy to get it polished.

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The Jimmy Butler saga is finally complete as the Miami Heat have traded him to the Golden State Warriors in exchange for Andrew Wiggins, Kyle Anderson, PJ Tucker and a draft pick. Jeremy is fired up to talk about this move, but he's not allowed to discuss it until he produces the "thong song" he promised us yesterday. David Samson wanted to do an emergency show last night after eating at “Cote,” but Pablo Torre was…in a towel. What would a restaurant called Samson look like? Plus, a random guy broke the trade to the Miami Heat bench during their game last night, Ryan Cortes is fired up about PJ Tucker, Samson only seems to care about Kyle Anderson and Amin has some insight straight from Jimmy's agent about how this trade came together. Today's cast: Pablo, Amin, David, Chris, Roy, Izzy, Jeremy.

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Stugotz and Billy are joined by Lucy, Funny Marco, Raheem Moestart, Braxton Berrios, Chris Simms, Annie Agar, Rachaad White, Eric Dickerson and Sean Stellato while set up on radio row in New Orleans for the Super Bowl.

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Stugotz and Billy are living it up on Radio row in New Orleans. Guests include Warrick Dunn, Matthew Berry, Taylor Rooks, Jermaine Johnson, Quincy Williams, Will Shields, Ed McCaffery, Cam Jordan and the Old Spice guy.

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JuJu joins today's cast to give out our show awards.

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Ron Magill is here after his exclusive breakfast with the mayor to provide some real-time analysis on our turkey vulture problem and to tell Ethan he looks like a young David Cassidy. Then, is there a hierarchy amongst the people you could have a meeting with that changes the way you dress? Plus, Amin, Pablo, and David dive through the details of Nico Harrison's evolution in and around the NBA before the crew breaks down whether or not A'ja Wilson just hard launched her relationship with Bam Adebayo.

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Did you know Pat Riley had a copyright to the term "3-peat" in every form? Well, the NFL sure does, and they've had to strike a deal with Riley ahead of the Super Bowl. Then, it's time for another installment of "Is He Human?" with David Samson. Plus, Stugotz told the Old Spice Guy that he loved him, a hungry ghost is haunting The Elser, and Marcus Jordan's DUI.

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Domonique Foxworth joins the show and begins with a motivational speech to Chris Cote before explaining why he asks for permission to "take it back to the 90s." Domonique chats with the crew about talking his way into parties, Amin's child's first flagrant foul, Charlie Kravitz's Dan impression and his experience with Jayden Daniels, and he leaves by imparting some advice. Then, have you ever been such a fan of someone that you've told them they changed your life? Plus, Turkey Vultures and breaking NBA Trade Deadline news.

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