The Dan Le Batard Show

Dan Le Batard puts the Dan in pedantic. Then, there was a Brad Pitt scammer, and it has us asking Dan what he'd be willing to give up for local icon Josh Gad if he asked for it. Plus, both Patrick Surtain and Patrick Surtain II join the show to discuss their relationship as a father-son duo to play cornerback in the NFL and when Surtain Sr. recognized his son's excellence, what it was like to watch his son give up 70 points to his old team, and when he knew his son would be elite.

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We kick things off with a song from Jeremy breaking down THAT guy vs. A guy. Then, the Vikings radio call goes off on Sam Darnold, Vince Wilfork comments on Tom Brady's broadcasting struggles, and Dan used to get in bar fights. Plus, Jordan Shultz is here and it's our pleas to chat with him. He discusses Jerry Jones and Deion Sanders, the jerseys in his zoom background, why the Rams have been so dominant lately, Funyuns, and the record he broke for his College Basketball program.

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A soccer team's falconer was fired for sharing photos of a penis implant. No, really. A soccer team's falconer was fired for sharing photos of a penis implant. Then, Stugotz delivers his Top 5 Athletes If They Were Vegetables. Plus, David Samson and Pablo Torre are here to discuss Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and corruption in modern politics. Is it any different now than it used to be? They also dive into how Pablo could have saved the world, the infinite scroll, and which movie describes each of their college experiences.

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Papi calls in for The Shadow Show today to share his feelings on the Miami Heat, Jimmy Butler, and Jaime Jaquez--whose name he stunningly cannot say. To start the show, Dan wonders if Aaron Donald could come back and give the Los Angeles Rams three great games to help them win a Super Bowl. Would the Kansas City Chiefs take back Priest Holmes? Would the Buffalo Bills take back Eric Moulds? The Detroit Lions would HAVE to take back Calvin Johnson, right? Plus, despite the entire show’s lack of interest, Dan recaps yesterday's interview with Chris Haynes about the Jimmy Butler situation. He also discussed Greg Cote turning back the clock for an epic two-day performance.

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Greg and Stugotz say that was too much Jimmy Butler talk, so can you imagine how Billy feels? Well, he feels better about that than he does about Tony wanting a celebration in the office when he returns from paternity leave.

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Chris Haynes joins the show, but before we get to his latest information on Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat's potential divorce, we need to examine whether he's a collector or a hoarder as he takes us through the antiques in his room. Then, we dive deep into the Jimmy Butler saga as Haynes explains the latest news out of Butler's camp in response to a report about his private flights and Airbnb's, how Bradley Beal's contract has been a holdup in negotiations, and why Butler will continue to bet on himself. He also shares details of a potential meeting of the minds between Butler and Pat Riley that never materialized and added to their rift. Plus, accounting errors, addressing the media, and sprint speed.

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Ron Magill is back from his venture to the Galapagos that he funded by laundering through his substantive endowment and we've got plenty of questions for him. What do you do if a cassowary approaches you on the beach? What's the latest on his Sex And The Animals presentation? How often do mountain goats slip from the sides of mountains while traversing them? If you short changed a dog, would it know the difference? Also, we revisit one of our favorite animal videos in show history of an iguana escaping a swarm of snakes. Then, it's Tuesday so of course Greg Cote has a back in my day and this is is about cruise ships. Why would Greg Cote want to do anything besides 12 ounce bicep curls with Miller Lites? Plus, it's a vintage Ed Cote Tuesday and he tries to explain how the Venmo Fine Bucket works to all of us.

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Good Ol' Teddy Ballgame kicks off The Big Suey, but we can't stay there long because a new potential NFL moment has been unlocked: What if Matthew Stafford leads the Rams to an upset over the Lions in a potential NFC Championship Game? Then, Greg Cote plays a dangerous game and considers changing his tune on the Houston Texans as they prepare to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. Plus, Earleen Cote is here and now leads the clubhouse in the "Best Revelation" category for the 2025 Suey Awards.

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We want to kick off another Greg Cote Tuesday, but first, Greg has to tie up some loose ends. There was a NFL Playoff game last night as the Los Angeles Rams beat the Minnesota Vikings, but it's more important that we find out what Greg's loose ends actually are and determine the difference between a loose end and any other menial task. Then, would Greg be okay with his wife cheating on him once if she properly wrapped every gift with wrapping paper instead of using a gift bag? Plus, William Shakespeare makes his second appearance on the show in as many days, Greg's book deal and horse syndicate, Billy's helium dilemma, and the difference between a guy vs. THE guy. Also, Chris Cote has the most original Sam Darnold take you'll hear in sports media.

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JuJu Gotti is here to let Dan know what we got right and what we got wrong from today's show as he takes us through some of our polls from the day and dishes out takes on the Steelers, Marcus Freeman's hair, his own betting advice, and the NFL Network's lineup on a Playoff weekend.

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