The Dan Le Batard Show

So.. there are monkeys on the loose in South Carolina that have escaped from a lab. Is the horror movie we discussed during the local hour actually happening? Then, before even listening to the sound, Amin GUESSES how Stephen A. Smith sounded when he said he might run for President. We also get to The Wheel of Basketball Topics. Plus, Chris Wittyngham arrives to do play-by-play for Amin's new segment "Maximum Asshole" ahead of this weekend's Georgia Tech-Miami game.

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Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A talk with Lucy and Mike Golic about the first College Football Playoff rankings. We play a little "what if?" with Lucy and a little "Lucy or Goosey" with Golic. Simms is mad at Billy for missing last week for a "Harvest Festival" and the sudden disappearance of his jersey. Simms thinks the Texans are doing C.J. Stroud a disservice with how they are running the offense and talks about what he has seen from Caleb Williams. Plus, what kind of wedding guest is Simms? The boys are back to pick games, except for K-Funk who is suspiciously missing after another terrible week.

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Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Roy, Izzy, Jeremy, and Tony. The crew is trickling in on a Friday, so we need a trickling sound, but it's an ominous one... Are we in a horror movie? Is this a Subway or a hallway? Is there a dead body? Then, Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow continue to amaze the entire NFL world after an all-time classic Thursday Night Football game. Plus, Jeremy tries out a new Gametime read, gets roasted by the crew, becomes insubordinate like Lucy, and Dan kicks him out for the rest of the show. Is there...real tension brewing between Dan and Jeremy? Also, Amin is headed toward being a maximum asshole at this weekend's game between the Miami Hurricanes and Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets.

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To describe the historic week that was, we bring in a wise poet laureate who brought us such works as "As Nasty as They Wanna Be" and "Banned in the U.S.A."...as well as "Back at Your Ass for the Nine-4." Luther Campbell joins Billy Corben to give a postmortem on the election...and Uncle Luke doesn't hold back when he talks about how badly the Democrats screwed this up.

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Iliza Shlesinger has been a dominant force in comedy and podcasting… and that’s because she’s never been afraid to stay true to herself and her audience.

Iliza holds nothing back from Dan in how she’s made a career in comedy - the risks and reality of betting on yourself and the often unspoken toll it can take. Iliza also opens up her experiences now as a new mother, including the immense joy for her (“it’s even better than performing”), while also diving into her battling postpartum depression, and how she realized she needed help to deal with the weight of it all.

Iliza’s “Get Ready” tour will be continuing through the rest of 2024, you can get tickets at iliza.com.

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Tony is the star of today's postgame as he delivers Thursday Thunder AND his Tony's Top 5, but Amin has a new Top 5 that has definitely never been thought of before and stars Georgia Tech's own Haynes King.

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John Amaechi is here to try his best to be soothing or hopeful in the face of some complicated times in America. Amaechi answers questions from Dan and the crew across a wide array of topics after Donald Trump has been elected the next President of the United States. He explains how people were willing to ignore criminality and philandering, why it's too convenient to call supporters "stupid" instead of knowing what they're doing, and why Trump hates the right people for a lot of people. He also tells the crew about his pondering chair and why he ex-patriated from the United States. Plus, it's time for an all-time great game of Stump the Meech.

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David Samson joins the show to continue the discussion we have been having throughout the show about towels. We dive deep into his towel habits and, unsurprisingly, he is extremely aware of where the towel he uses for his ass is at all times. Plus, Jess shares a take about marathons with David, who may be the most well-know marathon runner in our show's universe. Then, Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden are back with a new episode of Gen CFB. They react to the CFP rankings, talk underrated rivalries from Week 10 before previewing the upcoming week of games.

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How much would you pay to see a photo of Dan at the beginning of his career wearing suspenders and a pocket watch? Then, we discuss storylines from around the NBA including the Heat's loss to the Suns as Miami drops to 3-4 and the Warriors finding a new way to evolve their roster around Steph Curry. Plus, what is Jessica's assessment of the undefeated teams -- specifically BYU, Indiana, and Miami -- and where they're ranked? Dan has fallen in love with the IDEA of Indiana Football, and Jeremy compares UM to a certain program that went undefeated in 2017.

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Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Izzy, Jessica, The Joker, and Tony. Is Kevin Durant happy when he tweets at people? Is he happy that we're even asking the question? Did he say "weeeeeee" on that slide? Then, the Warriors and Celtics played an incredible game last night, but we're more focused on Dan's attempt at killing a cockroach with a towel that his wife didn't want him to use. Do you have a towel depth chart? Can you use fancy towels in someone's home? Do cockroaches have multiple hearts? Or do cows? Do you have monogrammed towels? We're answering the important questions. Plus, Amin reflects on the glory days of wearing cufflinks everywhere.

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