The Dan Le Batard Show

Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Billy, JuJu, Mike, and Tony. We have an integrous amount of stuff to discuss on the show today. (Did I use that right?) Bridge tragedy in Baltimore. Diddy's Miami home raided. Multiple sports gambling stories. Have we found the dumbest criminals? Then, Mike chooses today of all days to fix the NBA. Plus, everyone believes the Celtics will blow this season the same way they always do because of one regular season game, and the surfer hockey guy who talks far away from the mic returns to talk some puck.

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Elon Musk calls her a reason Western Civilization has died. We call her extremely charitable. Dan Le Batard is the only one brave enough to ask the tough question: is there such a thing as vindictive charity? Plus, Dusty May and Juwan Howard, the Food Network Tournament of Champions, and Mike Ryan's most athletic moment.

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Lucy got the wrong Clark in the video of her trip to Iowa, but she does have an update from the Women's March Madness Tournament. Then, concert tickets are more expensive than ever, Curb Your Enthusiasm nails the feeling of being on a text chain, Chris Cote and Billy Gil might call a Marlins regular season game, and Sam Reinhart officially has one of the best seasons in Florida Panthers history. Plus, the Miami Serpentarium, Chris Wittyngham is good at broadcasting, and Mike and Greg discuss the future of Gregg Berhalter.

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We get back to the conversation around Kim Mulkey as the Washington Post is set to release an article about her. Dan is frustrated by Mulkey's strategy of discrediting the media while knowing the level of vetting that goes into these types of stories to make them unassailable. Then, Dan apologizes to the audience for the way we and the rest of the national media flocked to cover Deion Sanders last year, so to make it up to the listeners, we spend the majority of the next two segments discussing Deion Sanders, his recruiting approach, the transfer portal, and the power of Travis Hunter and Deion's son Shedeur. Plus, the Marlins are set to offer an "all-you-can-eat" option at their upcoming games.

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Greg Cote has a strong take: the Steelers are going to be very good. The crew chats about the Russell Wilson and Justin Fields led Steelers QB room. Then, a congratulations to a friend for deleting Twitter, Greg Cote commits journalistic crimes, and Billy is furious about toy commercials being marketed toward children. The conversation continues as Dan, Greg and the Shipping Container try to determine the best of the children's toys. Plus, Connor McGregor's press tour for Road House leaves an...interesting...impression.

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Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Billy, Chris, Mike, and Roy. Jack Gohlke stole the show with his performance in March Madness for Oakland, and he has already cashed in. Is March Madness more like March Midness this year? Would Dan love Zach Edey if he were more of a Zach Eaty? Then, Jim Nantz is looking over Ian Eagle's shoulder in a way that feels similar to Mike Ryan and Chris Cote, so we discuss which CBS broadcasters look like members of a Turkish Bathhouse. Plus, Kim Mulkey goes after "the click machine" and it ain't gonna work, buddy. Also, the UNC Tar Heels vs. the OKC Thunder, Greg and Mike go after Heat Culture, and Ernie Hudson looks AMAZING.

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Roy and David Dwork of The Hockey News are here to recap the week in Florida Panthers hockey and talk about the Cats' recent struggles. ESPN's John Buccigross joins them to talk about the upcoming college hockey tournament, as well as all of the latest happenings around the NHL. Bucci also discusses where the Panthers stand among the NHL's best, and what their chances are to come out of the Eastern Conference. Then, Roy and David are joined by members of the Miami Hurricanes club-hockey team, who recently took home the Division 3 National Championship for the first time in school history.

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Tony, Billy and Luis hit a legendary Miami spot to do some shopping. Plus, It’s been years since these three friends (Pablo, Katie, and Amin) saw each other, in person. Or even virtually. And so it is our distinct pleasure to relive Amin’s most recent global viral humiliation, which now comes with important religious context. ALSO: Crazy Puffs and hand abstinence. The Timberwolves may have as much drama as Minnesota has lakes after a Timberwolves employee was fired, arrested and charged with felony third-degree burglary for allegedly stealing thousands of internal files and Oddball's Charlotte and Amin go over the latest updates just one day after Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore's bid to acquire majority control looked to be in shambles. Plus, Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla is just the kind of "oddball" we love over here at... well, you get it. Mazzulla wouldn't reveal who gave him the directive to stop weirdly trying to block opponents' shots during dead-ball situations but added, "I don't think it's a rule, but I'm sure it will be in the next 24-48 hours." Then, Amin and Charlotte decide what's more embarrassing and defeating for players in the NBA: being beaten with rude cockiness or getting killed with kindness? 

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Kentucky's first-round loss has us wondering about John Calipari’s future. He's been rumored to be looking to step away from college basketball. Mike Ryan includes him in the category of coaches leaving college sports amid the rise of NIL. Plus, Lucy talks about the offensive lineman who transferred to Iowa from Alabama, then went right back to Alabama before ever taking a snap. Then, we reveal more of the contestants in our March Sadness tournament and Adam McKay continues to try desperately to get into the Looks Like Game. To wrap up, the show discusses the stubborn Coral Gables resident who forced developers to build an apartment complex around his house, which he refuses to sell.

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Dan is here this Friday and ready to share his disdain for the new Road House movie with Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor, which he is calling both bad and ass. Speaking of ass, did Conor McGregor get ass implants for the role? Mike Ryan laments that March Madness is March Midness and doesn’t deserve the hype it gets yearly. Tony shares his March Madness top five. Then, we look at the impact that Katie Meier made on the Miami Women’s Basketball program before Mike Ryan shares his problem with Heat Twitter.

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