The Dan Le Batard Show

Thursday's local hour begins as usual with David Samson as we discuss into LeBron James' comments about the media and Jerry Jones, Russell Wilson's party attendance, and David's review of "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?" Then, Walker Zimmerman of the USMNT joins us from Qatar to discuss the U.S. team advancing past the group stage of the World Cup. Walker discusses the team's journey, their best games thus far, balcony yoga sessions, High School Musical, great man buns, and a whole lot more.

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Mike and Witty revel in a bonkers ending to the final games in Groups C and D at the World Cup. They discuss Mexico's elimination on goal difference and what it means for the future of Mexican soccer, Argentina winning their group, Australia's surprise progression to the knockout round, and the status of America's Penis.

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Robert Griffin III joins the show to discuss his positivity on ESPN broadcasts, the peak of his athleticism, Tom Brady's hairline, concealing personality as a QB, and much more. Then, the DeShone Kizer-Aaron Rodgers conspiracy theory conversation, Brady and the Bucs, and Top 5 Guys Whose Body Made You Believe They’d Be Better Than They Were.

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With the news of AMC layoffs and the new “Knives Out” being released in theaters before streaming, we discuss where corporations are taking shortcuts and the prominence of something Billy Gil’s been telling us about for years: Shrinkflation. Then, murder content, composting, extreme cheapskates, sneaking objects into sporting events, Brian Robinson Jr.’s huge hat, and a couple of ref stories on the opposite side of the spectrum. 

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After discussing the continued rise of the Boston Celtics before they square off against the Heat tonight, WE GET AN EPIC STUGOTZ U.S.A. RANT AFTER THE WORLD CUP VICTORY! Then, Trent Dilfer was hired by UAB as their next head coach, and Mike Schur joins us for Stat of the Day and a discussion on the importance and evolution of broadcasters.

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Chris Wittyngham joined AC360 (without AC) on CNN last night after the U.S. World Cup victory, and Dan is truly hurt that Witty didn't say the word penis when given the opportunity. Then, the Dolphins vs. Chargers game has been flexed to Sunday Night Football, so we discuss the upcoming "Measuring Trident," Tua's MVP chances, and more.

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The United States are through to the knockout round of the World Cup after beating Iran 1-0. Mike and Witty react live from Bottled Blonde in Wynwood.

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Stugotz, Chris Cote, Billy and Mikey A. get together for an emergency instant reaction pod to celebrate USA's victory over Iran!

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Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container discuss the layers of the story involving the recently unveiled photo of Jerry Jones in the midst of racial unrest at his school as a teenager. We discuss Stephen A. Smith's response, why people want and expect outrage, the comparison with recent Kyrie Irving discussions, and more. Then, OBJ's Miami flight, Witty is so scared about the USMNT that he literally can’t bend over, Spanish Language TV, and the Useless Sound Montage. Plus, three incredibly awkward press conference questions at the World Cup and Mike Schur joins us for his Messi-themed Stat of the Day.

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Deion Sanders has finally disclosed which D1 school tried to hire him as head coach. Ron Magill, the world’s greatest supplier of animal porn, joins us for a tribute to the beautiful Dalip the Elephant who passed away a few days ago and shares some secrets of the animal kingdom. Plus, Desean Jackson and the greatest deep threats in NFL history and “The Measuring Trident'' coming up for the Miami Dolphins as they head to San Francisco.

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