The Dick Show

Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity soup, a Denmark race-mixing ad, a wedding weekend with no spouse, OnlyFans advice, and a new firmware update for women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Whitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob of bicyclists are arrested, a new opening act, Germany starts to go to war, and Maddox proposes a solution to slow down the rotation of the Earth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Iran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady policemen, a car breaking system for screaming, making porn of people you know, criminalizing sauce packets, NY goes dark, and a professional woman bicycler goes off a bridge; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Netenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000 cops show up for a synagogue shooting, Maddox plays Magic: the Gathering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Iran fails to deliver a nuke, the hospital loses my kidney stone, birthdays for men, a domestic abuse vasectomy, DEI classes, twinks vs. sissies, fat women vs. rings, a human brain chip plays Doom, and more advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Israel goes to war with Iran, things are blown up in Dubai, AirBnb-conditioning, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, Sven Stoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, advice on being gay, a wife folds laundry, baby sign language, a woman is addicted to working out, the BAFTA N-word game, and Smiling Friends is over; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Restore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go back where you came from, a dance interpretation of ICE shootings, and fixing a swing; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

The creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel, a "gun person" kills a bunch of kids, the Silence of the Lambs producers apologize, Israel declares war on the United States, no more SBA Loans for Indians, cheating at the Olympics, baby farming, and a pedophile owns school Picture Day; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!