Dave's gone and done it again. He left the gate open and Buster got out. Now Buster is known throughout the neighborhood as an uncontrollable crotch sniffer and once he's got his nose fixed on a target, there's no stopping him. The upside is that he occasionally provides a generous 'happy ending' to a select few of his 'victims'. Though this seems to be purely unintentional and random, it is nevertheless regarded as a plus. But, this is the fifth time in a month that Buster has run amok. All other options exhausted, the homeowner's association is forced to take decisive action. Everything becomes completely clear when it's realized that Buster is Dave's hand puppet which he fabricated from an old sock, discarded buttons, duct tape and a used enema bag. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Life in this small fishing village is hard. Actually it sucks. But things are about to get a whole lot worse now that Jesse is out of prison. Jesse has several mental defects, a few of which can be overlooked. However there are two of these defects which skew Jesse toward a life of unpredictable insanity. But, since he's served his 20 years and is technically rehabilitated, he's a free man. Free, but also on the menu. Jesse's first job lands him right in the gut of a great white shark. Actually he didn't land there. He was fed there... slowly and painfully. Seems that these villagers can hold a grudge for a long time and they're not all mentally 'right' either. Generations of relentless inbreeding will do that. So Jesse has become bait and life in the small village has returned to 'suck'. Everyone lives happily ever after at least until the giant squid attacks. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Even though it did what it was told and put the lotion on its skin, it still got the hose. Now cold, wet and covered in a gardenia-scented, slime it had to act. Meanwhile, Bonnie gets the disco fever and can't stop dancing. More than ever, she plays her tunes loud and proud with no cares about any possible future hearing loss. Across town, Alan farts in yoga class, but blames it on the fat woman behind him. It fools almost everyone. Everyone except for Rachel. George can't wait to see his girlfriend. And he's got some exciting news. It's about that elective surgery that he had. But here comes the tricky part... will she recognize him? Because "George" has become "Gale", and is 6 months pregnant. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Joe's day was turning out to be pretty good till he boarded the plane. Wouldn't you know it, of all people, he's seated next to a mouth breathing neanderthal. And the smell! This guy reeked like a half dead leper bloating in a direct sun. Then, just when Joe's fourth vodka started kicking in, somewhere over Cleveland, this goon starts hacking up phlegm from deep in his putrid, maggot infested lungs. Joe was sure that the next global pandemic was being spawned right next to him. And the flight was full so there was no escape. Seats all taken. Lavatories occupied. Festering air continuously recirculating. Only 4 more hours to LA, he thought. But would he make it there alive? email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

'May the roads you travel all be unpaved'. This Chinese proverb became a living hell for Zack as the road he was now traveling was in fact, unpaved. Also he was barefoot, it was snowing and he was going exclusively uphill. Zack had experienced tough times before. Far worse than this. But he was never more pissed off. And he was on a mission to kill the bastard that came up with that Chinese proverb. And who could blame him, really? Ever since Daphne farted in yoga class, Zack has been in a really bad mood. And this just complicates things. But, in Daphne's defense, she did eat a super burrito just before class. Zack warned her. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Two hundred years in the future and billions of miles off course in uncharted deep space, the crew of USS Uranus finds a secret Nazi outpost. It appears to be long abandoned. A detailed search reveals unbelievably advanced technology... far beyond that of Earth. They load some examples onto Uranus for a return journey home. However, they're not exactly sure where they are and how to get back. Even worse, it appears that this "abandoned" outpost in fact is inhabited - by "Damn Dirty Horny Nazi Apes"! These apes haven't seen a human in centuries, and it shows. The Captain orders the crew to protect Uranus at all costs. But three of the extremely agitated apes have made it into the cargo hold. What happened next is so vile that it cannot be written or even discussed. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

When Glen the plumber is done with his long day of laying pipe, he likes to relax and have a cold beer. Unfortunately, he's all out of beer. To top it off the TV has unexpectedly died and the dog just got sick on his new wood floor. He calls up his girlfriend Gina to come over for a little romance, but she's on her period. Now things are about to get ugly. Outside, the solar storm kicks into high gear. Transmissions are garbled and the sky turns a vivid green. Bill gets stung by a wasp and bit by a pelican on his penis. Both in the same day. A strange coincidence indeed, as this is the exact sequence of events that's required to start a zombie outbreak. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Things have been really crazy on the ranch since Jethro got back. Talk about micromanagement! He's been up everyone's ass like a tapeworm in heat. Even the goats are pissed. Meanwhile at the yacht club, Christine orders the clam chowder when her BFF calls with some exciting news! She then gets passive-aggressive with the waiter, making unusual requests. The pube in her salad goes unnoticed, however, and she leaves a substantial tip. Tyrone builds a sex robot and somehow manages to get herpes from it. Then the robot goes on a horny sex spree infecting the rest of the neighborhood before it's put down by animal services. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

Even though the horned toad told him to go south to Mexico, Jake stayed put. Defiantly, the horned toad went south on his own and had a legendary time in Cancun. Sex, booze, women, hookers, phlegm, topless babes, leather, vomit, panty masks, used condoms, more women and even a stray donkey were on the playlist. Everything the horned toad expected and then some. It was all going great till he was confronted by the cartel who demanded that he smuggle contraband across the border by hiding it in his rectum. The horned toad refused and made a valiant escape back to America, his anus still intact. However, he doesn't remember how and when he got his nipples pierced. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com

It's like a 1980's circuitbent fantasy romance. Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl ignores boy because she has the hots for the school's football star. Boy does stupid things to get girl's attention. Aliens invade and destroy the city. Boy and girl are the only survivors. Boy falls in love with alien that he believes might be a female because it has 3 'vaginas'. Boy and alien have a halfbreed baby. Baby half human-alien grows to be 300 feet tall and rampages across 5 states before it is killed by a last resort nuclear blast. Boy regrets coupling with the alien and asks original "girl" for forgiveness. Girl now is interested in boy. Boy gives girl an alien STD. email: mike@regurgitron.com web: www.michaeloster.com