The Edgeheads™

This week on The Edgeheads, things get heated at the self-checkout, suspicious in Old Hollywood, and strangely personal in a game of trivia. SAM faces off with a gaslighty grocery scanner, and launches into a tirade about canned fruit and lead poisoning. Lance steps back into scandal mode with Part Two of The Icebox Blonde, revealing even more mystery. Meanwhile, Delores checks in from Toronto, and the cast navigates a surprise round of “Trivia with Randy,” which turns out to be a quiz entirely about Randy himself.

From fake sponsors to fake patriotism, the episode closes with a double-shot of satire: Lance defines “performative patriotrauma” before launching into a promo for Walker: Gaslight Ranger™ is coming soon to the streaming platform, Patriot+. Some bad behavior gets banned, and everyone (somehow) survives. Press play and prepare to question your freedom—one sarcastic segment at a time.

The Edgeheads are back, and Vegas is bleeding tourist dollars like a blackjack dealer with a nosebleed. In this oversized episode, Gregg tries to rally the cast into helping fix the city’s tourism slump—what follows is a full-blown brainstorm gone sideways. Nicky longs for the days of shrimp cocktails and real slot machines, SAM proposes a campaign rebrand, and Lance delivers a rhinestone-encrusted vision of recovery that may or may not involve topless cowboys. There’s a live call to the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, and it goes… about how you’d expect.

Also in this episode: Gregg gets trapped in phone purgatory with Dr. McMandible’s office, leading to the debut of “Customer Service Hold Music Hell.” SAM loses his cool in traffic (and possibly his soul), and the Parasonic Transducer is once again brought out, and Lance finally unveils part one of Cue The Scandal™—a dramatic retelling of Hollywood’s coldest mystery, The Icebox Blonde.

Nicky swears he met the new Pope in a bar near Midway Airport. Delores prepares to flee Vegas heat by “summering” in Canada. Meanwhile, Randy brings the hamster for an official naming ceremony, Stu stumbles through another news segment, and Nicky unveils his brutally honest line of greeting cards.

Also in this episode: Gregg attempts paranormal contact with Stephen Hawking using a suspicious device from a Pahrump pawn shop, Lance delivers hot celebrity gossip, and the Edgeheads take a Political Pause to unpack the forgotten word “groceries.” One train wreck at a time.

Episode 04 marks a milestone—sort of. The Edgeheads celebrate making it to Episode 4, which statistically places them in the top ten percent of all podcasts… that don’t immediately quit. Lance is thrilled. Nicky is suspicious. Gregg caves in.

Meanwhile, the Tribunal returns with real bans, The Edgeheads Theater makes it’s debut, and a new sponsor emerges?. Plus: Trump forgets what the Declaration of Independence is, and Lance weighs in on Marvel’s mid-rebrand meltdown. You’re still reading? Wow. Statistically improbable.

Randy’s hamster comes for a visit and escapes. Stu sits on him. The Tribunal falls apart. In this chaotic new episode of The Edgeheads, a surprise guest disrupts the studio, a breaking news segment goes sideways, and Gregg desperately tries to maintain order while Paula locks the door. Again.

Meanwhile, Lance unveils a brand new word, Hollywood spins off its axis, and a tampon ad makes an unwelcome return. Featuring emotional support mammals, high-stakes banning, and a faint whiff of Mickey’s Musk — Episode 03 is officially… Illegal and Meaningless.

Traffic cones. They’re everywhere, no one’s working, and Gregg’s had enough. Episode 02 opens with a freeway meltdown, then slides straight into “Cone Man”—a gritty Delta blues anthem from the Emotional Support Band that hits harder than a ghost crew on overtime.

We’ve got shrimp smuggling in Fish Tales, Paula unraveling in real time, and Pete Hegseth texting unsolicited goat facts. Lance brings Hollywood heat, the Pope makes a posthumous cameo, and we attempt dignity. Briefly. This is The Edgeheads. It’s weird. It’s loud. It’s happening.

Opening Arguments: Gregg vs. traffic cones
Song Premiere: “Cone Man” (Delta blues banger from the Emotional Support Band
Fish Tales: “Three Fingers Frankie and the Shrimp Cocktail Heist”
Old Testament: Tampons (Sponsor)
Text Messages: from Pete Hegseth (aka Eggsalad)
Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half: Gaga, Kristen Stewart, Minecraft chickens, and more
We acknowledge the Pope (We tried to be serious. We failed.)

The microphones are live—and the chaos is immediate.

In the very first official episode of The Edgeheads, Gregg tries to wrangle the full cast as they spiral through tech fails, brunch drama, emotional breakdowns, and an unexpected sponsor read involving tampons and the Old Testament.

You’ll meet Delores in a MastersClass on Yiddish and video poker, get a quick Hollywood gossip roundup from Lance (served with shade), and witness a full-on panic attack triggered by sausage reels and avocado toast.

From memory foam betrayal to harmonica jam sessions, Episode 1 sets the tone for everything that’s to come.

Cold Open: “Opening Arguments”
Side Dish: Delores’s Mastersclass – Yiddish with Video Poker
Segment: Tea Time with Lance (Hollywood Minute and a Half)
Main Course: Blowin’ It with Lance
Side Dish: Get a Sponsor – “Old Testament Tampons”
Post-Credits: Killer Goodbye – Big Band “Thank You for Listening”

We didn’t even make it to Episode 1 and the internet already tried to shut us down. In this very first episode, meet the full Edgeheads cast—an unstable collection of opinions, tech issues, snacks, and misplaced microphones—as they discover they’ve been “canceled” before recording even begins. There’s a trending hashtag, a deepfake eagle with thumbs, fashion turbans, a roast in the oven, and an argument about whether this is therapy or a horse racing podcast.

Main Course: Canceled Before We Even Start?
Running Gags: Snacks, scotch, side bets, and late-breaking cancelation
Episode Runtime: ~6:40
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Let’s be honest—we weren’t exactly ready. But then again, The Edgeheads were never supposed to be polished. This trailer drops you mid-chaos, somewhere between a meltdown and a podcast. Meet the cast (whether you want to or not), hear a moment we probably should’ve cut, and discover why “Thunderbird Casino!” is now a battle cry.

No setup. No filter. We’re already recording.

(Some people just don’t get it.)

Welcome to The Edgeheads—a fast-paced, character-driven comedy podcast where satire meets absurdity. In this debut trailer, meet the cast of unpredictable personalities including Nicky the Fish, Lance Liberte, Delores Seltzer-Metz, and more. Each episode delivers sharp wit, recurring segments, and original sketches crafted for fans of classic radio comedy with a modern twist. If you love chaotic characters, unexpected bits, and unapologetic humor, you’re in the right place. Subscribe now and get ready to laugh, cringe, and question your taste in podcasts.