Traffic cones. They’re everywhere, no one’s working, and Gregg’s had enough. Episode 02 opens with a freeway meltdown, then slides straight into “Cone Man”—a gritty Delta blues anthem from the Emotional Support Band that hits harder than a ghost crew on overtime.

We’ve got shrimp smuggling in Fish Tales, Paula unraveling in real time, and Pete Hegseth texting unsolicited goat facts. Lance brings Hollywood heat, the Pope makes a posthumous cameo, and we attempt dignity. Briefly. This is The Edgeheads. It’s weird. It’s loud. It’s happening.

Opening Arguments: Gregg vs. traffic cones
Song Premiere: “Cone Man” (Delta blues banger from the Emotional Support Band
Fish Tales: “Three Fingers Frankie and the Shrimp Cocktail Heist”
Old Testament: Tampons (Sponsor)
Text Messages: from Pete Hegseth (aka Eggsalad)
Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half: Gaga, Kristen Stewart, Minecraft chickens, and more
We acknowledge the Pope (We tried to be serious. We failed.)

The microphones are live—and the chaos is immediate.

In the very first official episode of The Edgeheads, Gregg tries to wrangle the full cast as they spiral through tech fails, brunch drama, emotional breakdowns, and an unexpected sponsor read involving tampons and the Old Testament.

You’ll meet Delores in a MastersClass on Yiddish and video poker, get a quick Hollywood gossip roundup from Lance (served with shade), and witness a full-on panic attack triggered by sausage reels and avocado toast.

From memory foam betrayal to harmonica jam sessions, Episode 1 sets the tone for everything that’s to come.

Cold Open: “Opening Arguments”
Side Dish: Delores’s Mastersclass – Yiddish with Video Poker
Segment: Tea Time with Lance (Hollywood Minute and a Half)
Main Course: Blowin’ It with Lance
Side Dish: Get a Sponsor – “Old Testament Tampons”
Post-Credits: Killer Goodbye – Big Band “Thank You for Listening”

We didn’t even make it to Episode 1 and the internet already tried to shut us down. In this very first episode, meet the full Edgeheads cast—an unstable collection of opinions, tech issues, snacks, and misplaced microphones—as they discover they’ve been “canceled” before recording even begins. There’s a trending hashtag, a deepfake eagle with thumbs, fashion turbans, a roast in the oven, and an argument about whether this is therapy or a horse racing podcast.

Main Course: Canceled Before We Even Start?
Running Gags: Snacks, scotch, side bets, and late-breaking cancelation
Episode Runtime: ~6:40
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Let’s be honest—we weren’t exactly ready. But then again, The Edgeheads were never supposed to be polished. This trailer drops you mid-chaos, somewhere between a meltdown and a podcast. Meet the cast (whether you want to or not), hear a moment we probably should’ve cut, and discover why “Thunderbird Casino!” is now a battle cry.

No setup. No filter. We’re already recording.

(Some people just don’t get it.)

Welcome to The Edgeheads—a fast-paced, character-driven comedy podcast where satire meets absurdity. In this debut trailer, meet the cast of unpredictable personalities including Nicky the Fish, Lance Liberte, Delores Seltzer-Metz, and more. Each episode delivers sharp wit, recurring segments, and original sketches crafted for fans of classic radio comedy with a modern twist. If you love chaotic characters, unexpected bits, and unapologetic humor, you’re in the right place. Subscribe now and get ready to laugh, cringe, and question your taste in podcasts.