Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 16:

00:41 – Messages: Miranda and Dana want to know if Elise and Tom know each others favourite book and song.

03:21 – Doomsday prepping: Elise breaks down Tom's obsession with preparing for an Apocalypse.

04:45 – Elise reveals she called their builder to check if Tom had put a bunker underneath the house.

08:48 – Family portraits: Tom describes his horrible family portrait.

11:07 – What your wedding song means.

14:25 – Why women talk more than men and a man's last sacrosanct place in the house.

19:22 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 15:

00:35 – Tom's search for the cheapest haircut in Melbourne.

02:56 – Tom's painful experiment at "The Barber of Baghdad".

06:02 – Brutal Honesty: Elise and Tom share a story of when their daughter was brutally honest and how sometimes it can be the best thing.

11:53 – Karen Elliott: Elise takes aim at Tom after he calls her a "Karen".

14:36 – Elise and Tom discuss how much their care factor has changed since they turned 50.

18:23 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 14:

00:48 – Bedroom posters: Elise and Tom discuss the celebrity posters that were on their walls growing up.

04:00 – Elise thought she had a crush on one actor... until she learned they were three different people.

05:45 – Instant experts: With the Spring Carnival on, Elise and Tom discuss the different ways people become instant experts on topics they really know nothing about.

10:09 – Stolen wheels: After a bizarre brazen theft, Elise and Tom discuss their own stories of theft from their younger years.

15:54 – Tom's regret: Tom opens up on how he dealt with grief after his father's death.

19:51 – What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 13:

00:50 – Message: Greg wants to know what it was like in the '80s and how cool were Elise and Tom?

05:44 – Message: Giovanni want to know if Elise and Tom have grown their own vegies.

07:44 – Tom's 'loaves and fishes' moment when attempting to feed guests.

10:30 – Elise and Tom discuss how they think the internet is changing people.

13:56 – Evil Characters: In light of the Netflix series Dahmer: Monster The Jeffery
Dahmer Story, Elise and Tom list their favourite fictional baddies.

20:35 - What Elise and Tom learned in this week's episode.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 12:

00:55 – "Heard it here first": Elise reveals the latest emoji trend.

01:49 – Messages: Bev asked how Elise and Tom deal with trolls, and Tom reveals he still gets letters from trolls.

03:50 – Can you be attractive at any age?: Elise and Tom have differing views.

05:25 – Elise opens up about being "fugly" at school, while Tom liked to work out in front of other students... wow.

08:40 – Suspended Teachers: Elise and Tom grapple with how teachers have changed since they grew up.

14:37 - Inheritance: While the Queen's family fight over what they get from her, Elise and Tom discuss spending all of their money before they die.

15:40 - John Elliott's inheritance advice.

17:30 - Media Mishap: Are the French funny?

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 11:

01:07 – Messages: Matthew wants to know how Elise is faring after her Sydney Swans lost the AFL Grand Final.

04:06 – Phone Etiquette: Elise and Tom discuss the differences in mobile phone habits between generations.

06:04 – Elise decodes texts from their pre-teen daughter for Tom.

11:09 – Tom lists his dos and don'ts of email sign-offs.

13:46 – Balancing Holidays: Elise and Tom answer Mary's message about how they work around school holidays and Elise gives insight into holidaying with your parents as an adult.

15:51 – How Elise's mum was inspired by Kath and Kim to try and get a free upgrade.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 10:

00:45 – Messages: John wants to know Elise and Tom's thoughts on electric vehicles, given they both love a V8. Tom says he's helping save the planet!

04:42 – Correctile Dysfunction: Tom justifies his need to correct everyone and explains how it started.

08:20 – School holidays with special guest, Ava: What kids get up to on school holidays.

10:24 – Road trip songs: What John Elliott used to play in the car and Tom and Ava sing along to Barry Gibb and Barbara Streisand!

15:07 – Tom and Ava compare the difference between their school holiday experiences.

16:12 – Elise and Tom list the things they could not give up!

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 9:

00:45 – Messages: Janet wants to know what is on Elise and Tom's screensavers and wonders what it says about them.

04:47 – Tom reveals his "foolproof" password system.

05:33 – Elise and Tom share their thoughts on a heckler at Queen Elizabeth II's funeral procession.

07:50 – Elise and Tom discuss what you should wear if you are going to misbehave in public.

09:27 – Dating Advice: A woman has created her own dating resume.

13:33 - Tom reveals what he would do for the perfect first date.

16:46 - Media Mishap: Elise and Tom discuss a former James Bond who was dumped for being a "bit wrong-town".

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 8:

01:34 – Elise reveals Tom was guilty of helicopter parenting at their daughter's under-13s footy grand final.

05:06 – Elise admits she doesn't pay enough attention and missed a big moment in the their daughter's grand final.

07:06 – Middle-aged activities: Taking up surfing led Elise to her first date with Tom.

12:16 – Tom agrees to meet Elise halfway for an activity they could do together.

13:07 – Relationship Rules: Elise outs Tom's special group "The Chisel Zone".

17:50 – Media Mishap: Don't drink and get behind the mic.

18:40 – Tom reveals what it was like behind the scenes in his early days in radio.

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Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

In Episode 6:

01:36 – DMs: Martin wants to know what Elise and Tom find more important - brains or beauty?

04:00 – Elise reveals Tom's signature dish and why she felt cheated.

08:01 – Tom comes 'clean' on why he refuses to cook desserts and what went into his lemon meringue pie as a child.

09:47 – Elise and Tom discuss the pros and cons of a proposal to give new parents 52 weeks of parental leave.

12:03 – Elise admits the one thing she rues about her own maternity leave.

14:46 - Tom reveals the three things he does that he knows annoy Elise.

16:51 - Elise reveals the three things she does that she knows annoy Tom.

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