The Elliott Exchange

The Elliott Exchange

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  • Tom's elaborate plan to get Dan back on 3AW, AND: Fancy dress etiquette

    As the Victorian election nears, Tom gives us some background behind Premier Dan Andrews's famously cold relationship with 3AW and his rather ridiculous plan to change that.

    In Episode 18:


    00:47 – Audio message from Trent - what's your first ever concert?

    04:07 – The history of Dan Andrews banning 3AW and Tom's plan to get him back on-air.

    08:20 – Signs you're getting old.

    13:08 – Tom and Elise share their experience at a fancy dress party over the weekend.

    17:57 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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    20 min
  • The Sex Talk, and Tom's crush

    It was only a matter of time before this topic was broached!

    In Episode 17 of The Elliott Exchange, Tom and Elise discuss the where and when of how they learn about hanky panky.

    00:38 – Messages: Debbie wants to know who says sorry first after an argument.

    05:10 – Tom's crush: Elise discovers that Tom has a crush that he has been keeping from her.

    09:56 – The Sex Talk: Elise and Tom discuss how they learnt about the "Birds and the Bees" and whose job it will be when their daughter is older.

    13:45 – National service: Tom thinks all 18-year-olds should be forced to serve in the army and Elise thinks Tom has missed his calling.

    16:42 -  Tom the drill sergeant: Tom lists off his rules and expectations if he was in charge of a group of cadets.

    18:36 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this weeks episode.

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    20 min
  • The Elliott bunker AND; Tom's special BBQ relationship

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 16:

    00:41 – Messages: Miranda and Dana want to know if Elise and Tom know each others favourite book and song.

    03:21 – Doomsday prepping: Elise breaks down Tom's obsession with preparing for an Apocalypse.

    04:45 – Elise reveals she called their builder to check if Tom had put a bunker underneath the house.

    08:48 – Family portraits: Tom describes his horrible family portrait.

    11:07 – What your wedding song means.

    14:25 – Why women talk more than men and a man's last sacrosanct place in the house.

    19:22 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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    21 min
  • Why Tom's a TIGHT-A*** and Elise is a KAREN

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 15:

    00:35 – Tom's search for the cheapest haircut in Melbourne.

    02:56 – Tom's painful experiment at "The Barber of Baghdad".

    06:02 – Brutal Honesty: Elise and Tom share a story of when their daughter was brutally honest and how sometimes it can be the best thing.

    11:53 – Karen Elliott: Elise takes aim at Tom after he calls her a "Karen".

    14:36 – Elise and Tom discuss how much their care factor has changed since they turned 50.

    18:23 - What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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    20 min
  • Tom opens up about the grief of losing his parents, AND: The Elliott's stolen wheels!

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 14:

    00:48 – Bedroom posters: Elise and Tom discuss the celebrity posters that were on their walls growing up.

    04:00 – Elise thought she had a crush on one actor... until she learned they were three different people.

    05:45 – Instant experts: With the Spring Carnival on, Elise and Tom discuss the different ways people become instant experts on topics they really know nothing about.

    10:09 – Stolen wheels: After a bizarre brazen theft, Elise and Tom discuss their own stories of theft from their younger years.

    15:54 – Tom's regret: Tom opens up on how he dealt with grief after his father's death.

    19:51 – What Elise and Tom learnt in this week's episode.

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    21 min
  • Nightclub escapades in the '80s, AND; When impressing your dinner guests (almost) goes wrong

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 13:

    00:50 – Message: Greg wants to know what it was like in the '80s and how cool were Elise and Tom?

    05:44 – Message: Giovanni want to know if Elise and Tom have grown their own vegies.

    07:44 – Tom's 'loaves and fishes' moment when attempting to feed guests.

    10:30 – Elise and Tom discuss how they think the internet is changing people.

    13:56 – Evil Characters: In light of the Netflix series Dahmer: Monster The Jeffery
    Dahmer Story, Elise and Tom list their favourite fictional baddies.

    20:35 - What Elise and Tom learned in this week's episode.

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    22 min
  • High school confessions, AND; How Tom tackles online trolls

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 12:

    00:55 – "Heard it here first": Elise reveals the latest emoji trend.

    01:49 – Messages: Bev asked how Elise and Tom deal with trolls, and Tom reveals he still gets letters from trolls.

    03:50 – Can you be attractive at any age?: Elise and Tom have differing views.

    05:25 – Elise opens up about being "fugly" at school, while Tom liked to work out in front of other students... wow.

    08:40 – Suspended Teachers: Elise and Tom grapple with how teachers have changed since they grew up.

    14:37 - Inheritance: While the Queen's family fight over what they get from her, Elise and Tom discuss spending all of their money before they die.

    15:40 - John Elliott's inheritance advice.

    17:30 - Media Mishap: Are the French funny?

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    21 min
  • Why don't young people answer the phone!?, AND: Holidaying as an adult with your parents

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 11:

    01:07 – Messages: Matthew wants to know how Elise is faring after her Sydney Swans lost the AFL Grand Final.

    04:06 – Phone Etiquette: Elise and Tom discuss the differences in mobile phone habits between generations.

    06:04 – Elise decodes texts from their pre-teen daughter for Tom.

    11:09 – Tom lists his dos and don'ts of email sign-offs.

    13:46 – Balancing Holidays: Elise and Tom answer Mary's message about how they work around school holidays and Elise gives insight into holidaying with your parents as an adult.

    15:51 – How Elise's mum was inspired by Kath and Kim to try and get a free upgrade.

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    22 min
  • 'Correctile' Dysfunction, AND; A VERY special school holiday guest!

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 10:

    00:45 – Messages: John wants to know Elise and Tom's thoughts on electric vehicles, given they both love a V8. Tom says he's helping save the planet!

    04:42 – Correctile Dysfunction: Tom justifies his need to correct everyone and explains how it started.

    08:20 – School holidays with special guest, Ava: What kids get up to on school holidays.

    10:24 – Road trip songs: What John Elliott used to play in the car and Tom and Ava sing along to Barry Gibb and Barbara Streisand!

    15:07 – Tom and Ava compare the difference between their school holiday experiences.

    16:12 – Elise and Tom list the things they could not give up!

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    20 min
  • Tom's (dubious) dating advice, AND: What you should wear when misbehaving in public

    Welcome to The Elliott Exchange! A weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise exchange ideas on news, media, parenting, marriage and everything in between.

    In Episode 9:

    00:45 – Messages: Janet wants to know what is on Elise and Tom's screensavers and wonders what it says about them.

    04:47 – Tom reveals his "foolproof" password system.

    05:33 – Elise and Tom share their thoughts on a heckler at Queen Elizabeth II's funeral procession.

    07:50 – Elise and Tom discuss what you should wear if you are going to misbehave in public.

    09:27 – Dating Advice: A woman has created her own dating resume.

    13:33 - Tom reveals what he would do for the perfect first date.

    16:46 - Media Mishap: Elise and Tom discuss a former James Bond who was dumped for being a "bit wrong-town".

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    22 min

About The Elliott Exchange

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"Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation." - Oscar Wilde. Welcome to The Elliott Exchange, a weekly conversation in which Tom and Elise…

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