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The OG Bears are back on this absolutely unhinged episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura dive headfirst into VR porn disasters, accidental virtual orgies, and the terrifying realization that Oculus might actually be ending humanity.

Bert recounts a weekend alone that spirals into nine virtual orgies, soul-stealing eye contact, and panic-induced controller fumbling in a pitch-black room. The Bears also unpack loneliness, online hate comments, incel psychology, and how social media gives angry dudes a place to scream just to feel noticed.

From there, things somehow get deeper: wealth guilt, excess consumption, purging hundreds of shoes and jackets, Mounjaro weight loss, beating Jelly Roll in the next 2 Bears 5K, parenting chaos, friendship evolution, Jake Paul as a “god,” and why success is always part luck. Enjoy the Bears while they're here.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:14 - Bert's First Threesome

00:05:58 - Mean Comments

00:13:05 - Hanging With The Kids During Christmas

00:30:02 - Stroke Of Luck

00:34:11 - Excess & Purging Stuff

00:44:05 - Weight Loss, Mounjaro & Jelly Roll

00:55:15 - Jake Paul Is A God?

01:01:01 - Wrap Up