A caller talks to me about the recent murder of their grandparents at the hand of the 15 year old kid they fostered.

Then a mysterious man reveals an alarming truth about foreskins and beauty creams. (You’ll have to listen to this one to believe it.)

Later a caller tells me what it’s like working at Arby’s and another caller worries they may be forming a partying habit that’s caused them to lose touch with themselves.

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