Boston Rob is still gone so, in his honor, the boys request impressions on the studio voice mail. Someone nails it. Cheef talks about nerd stuff after author Cormac McCarthy dies, then later, he tells a story about how he wanted to trick people into thinking a dumpster was on fire by putting a smoke bomb in it, but the dumpster actually caught on fire. He's an idiot.

Producer Boston Rob no longer cares for the show, so he bails on us to go to a boy band concert. The Gnards send us their thoughts on what band he might be seeing. JP brings up a father-son R&B duet who make 90s baby-making music together. Cheef sparks old rumors that former NBA star David Robinson's hog is so big he had to tape it to his leg during games.

Producer Boston Rob no longer cares for the show, so he bails on us to go to a boy band concert. The Gnards send us their thoughts on what band he might be seeing. JP brings up a father-son R&B duet who make 90s baby-making music together. Cheef sparks old rumors that former NBA star David Robinson's hog is so big he had to tape it to his leg during games.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Being old has its disadvantages, namely the fact you have to wake up an pee every night. However, it makes for a good discussion as Cheef explains his tactic to avoid wetting the bed at 44 years old. JP asks a personal question about Bo Batie. JP and Cheef declare that real women wear blood on their face and necklaces made of deer intestines. Rob stumbles. Cheef stumbles. Wet Penis Lube is suggested to coat their throats. Jimmy's anger is extremely elevated.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

We wanna thank everyone for getting the show to 100,000 downloads! We seriously love getting together each week and appreciate all the support you've given us the past couple of years! As promised, Cheef finally hugged Rob, then immediately distanced himself as much as humanly possible, after which, JP tried to psychoanalyze Cheef to uncover the root of his discomfort when being touched. JP showed his talent as a sound effects wizard, doing different SFX requests from our Instagram followers. And the boys discuss their lives as dirty white kids after a Michigan 12-year-old shot someone with a slingshot after they guy tried to abduct his sister. 

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The boys discuss torture, which leads to a political discussion about the true story of Mao Zedong using his bodyguards to dig poo from his constipated intestines. JP shows off his strange talent for making weird mouth sounds, something he had mentioned in past shows. Jimmy actually laughs at something when Cheef plays him the best NHL play-by-play call of all time. Rob has a laughing fit, which hasn't happened for months. He also leaves the room to fart, but everyone hears it.  

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Nrml MTBer is back to tell us all about the TDS Enduro and answer questions from the audience. Boston Rob plays drops from TDS in between coughing fits. Cheef apologizes to JP for not inviting him on a group ride.

Also, our new fenders are in and we give one away to a man with great tits.

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The Gnar Couch community lost a listener and a great rider in a tragic mountain bike crash about a month ago. We want to send our love and condolences to the wife and friends of Chris Luallen. Chris was a fan of our show and an inspirational part of the Colorado Springs freeride scene. We talked with his wife about the memorial he has coming up May 21. If you would like to donate something, please contact us on Instagram DMs. Chris was the epitome of #ShredTilBed. Ride in peace, brother.

One a happier note, the boys discuss blowing up animals and homeless people pooping all over Salt Lake City this week. Jimmy is out sick, which is fitting, because this show will make most people vomit.

Also, our new fenders are in and we give one away to an alien with Tourette's syndrome.

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JP and Boston Rob are off to TDS, so Dr. Barry McKockiner fills in. Someone posted flyers at a skate park saying we're having a sheep sound contest. JP can't shake the Uncle Touchy nickname. The boys look at pictures of Dylan Mulvaney after our Instagram followers overwhelmingly admit they'd knowingly do Dylan Mulvaney if they were drunk and she offered up her hot man-bod.

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Sorry we're late releasing. Cheef took off for Virgin for a week and left the memory card in SLC. In this great show, Reamo calls in with a Gnar Couch history recap and offers up a special treat for people at the Back 40 in Bentonville. Florida Sean tells his story about getting super high at Gnard Fest last year. We try to pick a stage name for JP. Rob proves he really is Jimmy's friend by answering questions about the elusive sniper.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Check out our jerseys at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.