In a strange twist, we spend almost the entire show talking seriously about women riding in Red Bull Rampage after being called misogynistic, sexist chads all day for being reasonable human beings. The truth is, we'd love to see women in the event. Find out more by listening. Jimmy, Cheef, and Rob had great respective weekends riding with friends in Utah and Colorado. By a fender or it's "Bye, offender!" Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

Another damn good show ruined by a terrible show. The crew discusses the band Ween. The boys incoherently break down the Red Bull Rampage lineup. Rob further explains life as an active Jewish synagogue member. Jimmy is keen on Dean's gangrene ween during the Baiku. The Zoomers suggest new nicknames for JP/Uncle Touchy. Rob's producer skills are called into question again when the Zoom room keeps randomly turning off and on and recording on its own.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

The boys from Hill Awaits are on the show this week to tell a story about being poo-pranked by Graham Agassiz and recount the time a friendly hiking family took a dump on their step-up. Freeriders have been using the word "keen," which doesn't sit too well with anyone on the show, and the crew is fully chuffed to make fun of this trend. Jimmy Sniper tells dad jokes that are so bad the other cast members seriously consider kicking him off the show. Rampage probably gets made fun of again. Join some of the crew this Friday at Eagle Mountain Bike Park for a dig and ride from 4 to 8 pm!Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

The legendary Ryan "R-Dog" Howard joins the show tonight to talk about all things Ride or Die. The boys loved the Roadkills video. At a couple points, as Cheef is talking about it, it seems he may want to have sex with it. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out. It's one of the best, most pure MTB videos of the past decade. R-Dog deals with rascally listener/follower questions, and talks about his life as a pro and his favorite spots to ride, along with his recent gnarly injury. As soon as he exits, the show digresses into its typical content with a discussion about a woman who hid a gun in her body fat at a White Sox game. Someone gets mad at one of Jimmy's memes. We also have new shirts and we're eliminating shipping costs on our fenders.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

We begin this week by stealing some other creator's content and not attributing it. (It was Spencer Goldman.) Then big girls become a discussion, with Cheef saying he's never been with one. After that, at some point, we talk about how other people have and do cooler things than you, no matter what the topic is. JP ran over another scooter downtown, officially making him a serial scooter killer. A bunch of random-ass stuff is tossed in with no direction, including incoherent conversations about mullet bikes, Rampage, and fingerblast bus trips. Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

JP takes your questions during another "Ask the Pro Segment.," covering important topics such as learning manuals, how to properly seat two men on motorcycles, saddles of the pros, and familial love. The boys reenact the entirety of Boondock Saints after Jimmy finally watches it. Anger is released when the boys talk about all the things wrong with Rampage and the general lameness of bike parks. Jimmy relays a hilarious story about Steven Seagal shitting himself. Lots of bike talk as the boys are all back together again.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.Get sick custom top caps at The Dark Bike Co.

Welcome, gnarly listeners, to another radical episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow. We could of booked  a cool guest or something, but our own fearless leader didn't even show up tonight. In his absence, we decided to discuss important, relevant topics such as sisters tricking moms into making weed cakes, inadequate bathroom cleanliness and Gay Ant Man.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Gnard Fest is right around the corner and we have a ton of prizes and fun for you coming up at Trestle Bike Park August 3-7. Discount tickets and lodging are available in our Instagram stories. We unbox some sick Gnard Fest prizes from Dark Bike Co. Rob finds a story on Vice about fingerblasting with acrylic nails. Cheef attempts to read it without laughing, and the topic takes up most of the show's time. Hint: perpendicular doesn't work. Jimmy's Baiku references a true story about a guy snorting powdered cum and getting syphilis and herpes.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

JP tells a story about hitting a deer on his motorcycle last weekend. Lots of talk about mountain bikes, including the claim that warm-ups are for pussies. Our followers answer the Question of the Week about fighting a moose or an entire colony of beavers. Reamo Piehole calls the Oral Connections Line to tell us about racing in the Topeka, Kansas Enduro before telling us about the dental work he had done with the Gnar Couch Race Dental Plan. Then he gets angry. Gnard Fest is right around the corner and we have a ton of prizes and fun for you coming up at Trestle Bike Park August 3-7. Discount tickets and lodging are available in our Instagram stories.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Happy Friday! Today, the boys deep dive on Mark Zuckerberg fighting Elon Musk and how Lizard People actually rule the world. Rob's new computer doesn't work, much like his old computer, causing Zoom room issues. Cheef reads you Mail Sack submissions, including a DM about learning to manual, a fond recollection of riding nekkid at Northstar Bike Park in 2018, and vomiting, pissing, and shitting simultaneously after touching an overpowered electric fence.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.