Producer Boston Rob gets high on edibles, then provides show material in the form of news stories from 2018, including one about monkeys cross-mating. The boys discuss how to use incest to create a cyclops. Jimmy comes up with an idea where dildos are launched from pitching machines, leading to a lively discussion about ways to utilize sex toys in batting cages. Jimmy dedicates his Baiku to our listener, "Beans."Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Some guy wants to come on our show to talk about a gondola going up in one of the canyons in SLC. Jimmy and Cheef don't even know which canyon it is and don't care, so it's an obvious no. We ask our resident pro downhill racer, James Perri, questions about bikes and life from the audience. Cheef is thinking about getting a new bike so he polls the Instagram followers which one he should buy between a Canfield Jedi, Canfield One.2, and Rocky Mountain Slayer. The winning bike takes the crown by one vote.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Rob farts so loud we can actually hear it. Women dressed as clowns are stabbing desperate men to death during sex in 2018. We read your messages during our Mail Sack segment, one of which will give you the ultimate boner and softie. It's a damn good show.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Happy Hump Day! We're celebrating by not knowing how to run our own show. Then, we talk about the name Chwiftopher, which yes, sadly, is a real name. Cheef tells stories about his stepdad terrorizing him as a child. JP and Cheef run over animals. Jimmy hits us with a great haiku.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Call us anytime and leave a message at 385-367-5332. We get a remix of Billy Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" in our voicemail. Rob does a power landing and turns into a superhero every time he laughs. Our followers add the word "cock" to trail names to ruin them. JP becomes the old, crazy gatekeeper of Gnard Farm.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Back from another concert of questionable quality, Rob makes his return bringing cohesion to the group, but not before he takes a Skynrd break. What the hell is a vampire facial and how does one give you HIV? You're going to find out. Some listeners think we don't know what we're talking about. We address the issue, yet remain incredibly stupid.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

We paid our podcast host. They thought we didn't. We showed them the receipt. Now we're back. Sorry it took so long. Cheef is on vacation. This week, the boys listen to Soul Asylum and talk about their favorite 90s bands. Rob's is obviously Bare Naked Ladies. JP goes off on Canada. We read your emails in the weekly Mail Sack. Want us to read your dumb messages? DM us on Instagram or email [email protected] this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.

There is a bug similar to a cicada that flings urine with a butt catapult at a speed of 40 Gs. The boys would love to have such a bodily tool. Syphilis is something the crew doesn't seem to know about so they look up the effects and compare what they're seeing to the hallucinations they had on Diet Smoke at Gnard Fest last year.  Cheef schedules the Baiku for the wrong day because he's an idiot. Jimmy pays homage to ignoranuses, then hits us with a second, special Father's Day baiku, which is even better than the first. Hint: Jimmy hates Father's Day.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Yo! We're doing three shows a week now so the slower people get the inside jokes. On today's excellent broadcast, we pay homage to the old school with the Gnarcock rap song. Then, Cheef tries to convince everyone to watch Mr. Robot. An angry, horny caller gets angry then horny. (Surprise: It's not a girl.) The boys read Gnar Couch crew band name suggestions. For some reason, they talk about golf and prostate exams too. Show is 6.9/10.Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.

Boston Rob is still at a never-ending Bare Naked Ladies concert so people are still making fun of him while he's gone. Jimmy, Cheef, and JP talk about old 80s war movies. The origin of "bumb" and "cumb," Gnard lexicon staples is discussed. Reamo Piehole calls in and does his best Boston Rob impression. Jimmy drops a new Baiku. 

 

Support this stupidity on Patreon.Buy our cool fenders and Gnar Couch gear at gnarcouch.com.Get 30% off your performance eyewear with code "sponchesmom" at enjoywinter.com.Get your bike parts and accessories at thelostco.com.