Do ghosts have STD's? Let us know. The girls take us back down memory lane and remind us of a time in our early 20s where putting a Jolly Rancher in a bottle of bottom-shelf vodka was considered artisanal. Liz and Amelia read some very important listener emails that discuss things ranging from asexuality to a letter from a youth pastor. Plus another dramatic reading between a drunk guy and someone's dad!

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Welcome to the church of Don't Be A Fckin' Shtty Person! Liz does a dramatic reading from the ultra-religious ex-lover of a listener, as a treat. Prepare for your teenage PTSD as Liz recounts her most embarrassing memory from middle school. Amelia and Liz discuss No Nut November, No Shave November, and... Destroyed Dick December?! And for our Sex Fact of the Week, let's talk about Ace folks!

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Amelia helps kick off the show by dropping straight BARS. You've heard of OnlyFans, you've heard of FarmersOnly, but have you heard of OnlyFarmers? It's the only app for hot farmer content. Your ex would literally rather do a weird ritual than go to therapy, especially Amelia's. Let's talk about energy orgasms! They're basically an exorcism for your genitals.

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Hold onto your hats, people! Liz and Amelia waste no time diving in deep, maybe a little TOO deep, into a traumatic butt plug story, reminding us all why safe words are important. Amelia asks a hard hitting question: what would this chapter of your sex life be called? The girls practice their free styling (give us a record deal pls), and share a rather relevant Sex Fact of the Week.

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Welcome to The Hoely Hour but sPoOoOkYy! Liz and Amelia read a creepy ghost story from a listener and talk about the same weird nightmare they both have...? Another listener shares yet ANOTHER bloody sex story! Amelia talks about her haunting sleep paralysis experiences, and Liz stumbles across a decade old journal she forgot she had and gets real about depression. Instead of a sex fact, Amelia reads a few weird body facts. Suck it, Ripley's Believe It Or Not!

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FINALLY an episode ferda boys (because no one makes anything for men)! Amelia and Liz share the hidden secret to solving the problem of different sex drives between partners. Do you know the difference between lice and crabs? Unlock a new fear and learn about body lice! And, the girls talk about the lies they told as teenagers and read two listener emails from men about an uncommon ejaculation situation and a bloody hookup.

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We got through all of 2020 without having to record remotely, but our time has come. Join your (clearly) geriatric hosts on a voyage through technology woes and tales of hoes. Amelia and Liz discuss weaponized incompetence, whether cum-rag etiquette determines if someone is worthy of keeping around, and which states are the kinkiest in all the land.

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Amelia is hosting alone for the first time ever. She also edited the episode for the first time ever. She is also writing this summary for the first time ever. We discuss masturbation durations, cringey things people have said to you in bed, if sex truly feels better without a condom, if there is an age that is too young to talk to little boys about periods, and hear an important message from Liz about grief. Please lie and tell Amelia this was a good episode. See you next week, our angels!

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Amelia would like Dr. Phil to cash her outside, how bout that. What's the most egregious red flag you've ignored in a relationship? Women are far more kinky than men, and we've got the Sharpie butt plugs and furry fetishes to prove it. A listener writes in for advice on handling her girlfriend's jealous in their non-monogamous relationship. Plus, you will (and won't) be surprised by which demographics have the most orgasms!

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What does it mean if a creepy guy takes a picture of you without your permission and sends it to his friends? Asking for ourselves... Liz and Amelia break down Miley Cyrus's career and how creepy it is that grown adults make teen stars take a public stance on their sexuality. Have you never had an orgasm? That's okay! Let's talk about it. This sex fact of the week is going to make you want to indulge one of your senses...

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