All aboard the hot mess express! This week's episode was recorded remotely since Liz got a visit from Miss Rona herself. Men will literally break their femurs to be 2 inches taller than go to therapy. Amelia combines every animal sex fact, and Liz gives a history lesson on vibrators.

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What would you do for free rent? Because we have an offer for you, but it involves the worst roommate ever. Let's discuss the sex doll mommy/man child baby dichotomy. A listener writes in about their struggles with intimacy.

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When you want something between celibacy and a hoe phase, it's called "getting your wiggles out." Amelia shares some dating life updates, and a listener shares a sex story straight out of National Geographic.

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The month of April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. This week’s episode may be triggering for some listeners. We talk about statistics around sexual assault and conversations about consent. Like last year, we are selling Consent is My Kink merch and donating 100% of the profits to RAINN.

CIMK Merch: https://thehoelyhour.com/collections/consent-is-my-kink

Support survivors: https://www.rainn.org

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We invented a new game: Hot or Ick? The game where you debate if something is attractive or cringe! Have you heard of semen retention? According to Chad Thunderc*ck, you'll get superpowers (but your ego may remain delicate). It's a terrible day to be a chronic ejaculator, After our Sex Fact of the Week, you'll leave this episode wondering: "What the f*ck even IS a kangaroo?" 

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Is Usher good at sex? Amelia has the answer! Liz and Amelia share a very special voicemail from a self-proclaimed "total catch" (who is apparently in jail now?) HOW IS HE SINGLE?! Why is everyone obsessed with your uterus? If someone is gonna be in there, they better pay rent.

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Was Kim Kardashian coming out as a fascist on your 2022 bingo card? The girls let Kim know how much a stay-at-home parent is worth. Have you heard the term "pushing rope"? Hint: it is not the same as pushing P (which we still don't know what that means). Liz shares the linguistic history of how misogyny has developed in language over time and why women's sexual independence is treated like a taboo. Let's talk about power dynamics and specifically, Amelia's creepy math professor.

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Thots are like regular thoughts, only slutty. What's the most you've ever done for someone you weren't officially dating? We've talked about threesomes before, but this time we share some listener advice and opinions from polyamorous folks. And science officially proves that people unhappy in their relationship are more likely to post "couples content."

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We've talked about d*ck flexing before but Liz wants you to know she will attack you like a rabid cat. This week we feature three different listener emails: one involving an incredibly uncool response from a woman on a 2nd date, another about making a shower your personal urinal, and finally a listener asking for advice on how to navigate her partner's obsession. Plus this week's Sex Fact of the Week will have you wishing we were all asexually reproductive.

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Boobs. Boobies. Melons. ChiChis. Juggernauts. Mama Milkies. It's the boob episode! Liz and Amelia talk about their relationship with their boobs over the years and how it's impacted their relationship with their bodies. We all know nice-guy, friend-zone creeps, but what about the grey line guys? Like the ones who aren't your friend in hopes of winning you over, but the ones who are secretly in love with you? Liz and Amelia read a few listener emails and share a smelly Sex Fact of the Week.

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