FINALLY an episode ferda boys (because no one makes anything for men)! Amelia and Liz share the hidden secret to solving the problem of different sex drives between partners. Do you know the difference between lice and crabs? Unlock a new fear and learn about body lice! And, the girls talk about the lies they told as teenagers and read two listener emails from men about an uncommon ejaculation situation and a bloody hookup.

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We got through all of 2020 without having to record remotely, but our time has come. Join your (clearly) geriatric hosts on a voyage through technology woes and tales of hoes. Amelia and Liz discuss weaponized incompetence, whether cum-rag etiquette determines if someone is worthy of keeping around, and which states are the kinkiest in all the land.

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Amelia is hosting alone for the first time ever. She also edited the episode for the first time ever. She is also writing this summary for the first time ever. We discuss masturbation durations, cringey things people have said to you in bed, if sex truly feels better without a condom, if there is an age that is too young to talk to little boys about periods, and hear an important message from Liz about grief. Please lie and tell Amelia this was a good episode. See you next week, our angels!

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Amelia would like Dr. Phil to cash her outside, how bout that. What's the most egregious red flag you've ignored in a relationship? Women are far more kinky than men, and we've got the Sharpie butt plugs and furry fetishes to prove it. A listener writes in for advice on handling her girlfriend's jealous in their non-monogamous relationship. Plus, you will (and won't) be surprised by which demographics have the most orgasms!

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What does it mean if a creepy guy takes a picture of you without your permission and sends it to his friends? Asking for ourselves... Liz and Amelia break down Miley Cyrus's career and how creepy it is that grown adults make teen stars take a public stance on their sexuality. Have you never had an orgasm? That's okay! Let's talk about it. This sex fact of the week is going to make you want to indulge one of your senses...

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AMELIA IS BACK! What would beard trends be if women grew beards? The girls talk about Megan Fox and MGK (bi panic) living everyone's ultimate teenage dream, how in heterosexual relationships men are often blinded by divorce, and if it's possible to look good after sexy times. The girls give listener advice on how to navigate casual sexual relationships, read a marriage horror story email, followed by possibly the most fun email they've ever received.

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It's the best day of the week! It's another shorty episode featuring an important message from Amelia about focusing on mental health. Liz reveals her plan to become the neighborhood vilain/witch and reads emails from listeners, including a listener who finds power in pegging. And what if women traded boyfriends like baseball players...?

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We're back from a Hot Girl Summer and ready for Goth Girl Fall. Liz and Amelia kick of the show with a conversation about therapy and existential dread (what else is new). The girls HIGHLY recommend a specific p*rn star... HIGHLY. Like, take notes, study him, analyze him in your film class, the man is a chef's kiss work of art. Finally, what's the proper etiquette for After The Nude when you start dating someone else? Keep? Delete? You shared your opinion and THE RESULTS ARE IN.

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WE'RE (almost) BACK! We missed you so much that we just couldn't wait to share a mini episode with you. Liz reads an update from a listener who wrote in months ago about her hookup who wouldn't let her reciprocate... what's that all about?! Liz shares some information about HSV2 that most people might not know. What are some of your favorite sex toys? We want to know! DM us or email us your favorites. Last, Liz reads one of her favorite short stories by author Simon Rich. See you next week, angels!

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Crack my neck daddy! Why are chiropractors all hot but also sexual? Update: a hymen is meaningless and scientifically useless. Have you lost your squirtginity? A cishet listener shares his love of crossdressing, and Amelia and Liz share vows with each other in honor of their 50TH EPISODE!

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