Boobs. Boobies. Melons. ChiChis. Juggernauts. Mama Milkies. It's the boob episode! Liz and Amelia talk about their relationship with their boobs over the years and how it's impacted their relationship with their bodies. We all know nice-guy, friend-zone creeps, but what about the grey line guys? Like the ones who aren't your friend in hopes of winning you over, but the ones who are secretly in love with you? Liz and Amelia read a few listener emails and share a smelly Sex Fact of the Week.

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What would you do if you unbuttoned an adult partner's pants and were greeted by a diaper with no warning? You've heard of incels, you know them, you hate them, but it's time for us to direct that same energy to their equally ugly counterpart: femcels. A listener writes a detailed email about abnormal pap's and Liz sheds some light on her health.

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We're telling a few sus stories today... Liz wants to know why an ex boo-thang is liking all her old photos, Amelia wants to know why dudes with alleged girlfriends are messaging her at 1 am, and Liz finally shares a confession about a girl whose obsession with Mr. Liz escalated to trying to turn into Liz herself. 

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First of all, we have a BIG announcement! Also, Liz and Amelia talk about the alarming rhetoric around single moms. What song would you want to get d*ck slapped to? A listener email reveals what the position "The Manner of Serpants" is...

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The energy is chaotic today, but we're here for it! Liz and Amelia explain who West Elm Caleb is, because it turns out a Man of the Pod and one of Amelia's former lovers is the "West Elm Caleb" of Seattle... *cue soap opera music* A listener asks for advice on how to tell her pushy mom to stop pressuring her to get married. Stick around for a *groovy* Sex Fact of the Week.

The energy is chaotic today, but we're here for it! Liz and Amelia explain who West Elm Caleb is, because it turns out a Man of the Pod and one of Amelia's former lovers is the "West Elm Caleb" of Seattle... cue soap opera music A listener asks for advice on how to tell her pushy mom to stop pressuring her to get married. Stick around for a groovy Sex Fact of the Week.

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The girls start off with a hot story - literally. Apparently Drake put hot sauce in his used condom? And apparently this is like... a thing? Also weed lube is a thing! Liz gives a detailed first hand review. One listener writes in with STI information, and another asks for some intimacy advice.

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It's episode 69! NICE. Liz admits to making Sims porn over the break and using it like a sports play-by-play. Amelia shares a DOOZY of a cheating story and the two discuss their secrets to taking the best nudes and thirst traps (thanks TikTok!). Also... did Moscow LIE about having a girlfriend? 👀 This is just the tip of the iceberg to all the hot topics this week on The Hoely Hour.

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Happy New Year, Angels! 2022 is bringing you that main character energy, and we're starting it off by talking about how you can catch your haters secretly creeping on your Instagram story... 👀 Amelia puts a former love interest on blast! We love to see it! Nothing is more annoying than when a bunch of strangers fangirl over someone YOU know sucks (looking at you Selena Gomez). Also, The Sex Fact of the Week will ruin your day. :)

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Amelia and Liz slow down this week to acknowledge what a tough couple of years it's been and read a touching email from a listener. They reflect on some of their favorite moments of 2021, and Amelia makes Liz rank pickup lines!

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