The tea is hot, Liz's apartment is hot, you're hot... it's a hot episode. Liz threatens cruel and unusual punishment to anyone who breaks Amelia's heart. Amelia caught her ex cheating on his new girl in 4k, then the girls recap a full detective mystery of a stranger sending Amelia unsolicited d*ck pics and how they discovered his identity. Plus, an angel listener shares helpful information about endometriosis.

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We're rolling into our very first birthday like 2 Chainz, bring out the big booty hoez and champagne. Have you guys heard of docking? All the Mormon kids are doing it! Meet the Mariguana, the coolest gd reptile this state has ever seen. A listener asks for advice on how to tell her Catholic parents that her boyfriend isn't just her roommate. Another listener asks if his inexperience matters.

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Welcome back to another episode of "spiraling out but make it fashion." The girls read a really great listener email about a unique dating circumstance. It's hot girl summer, folks. That means we are ONLY dating hotties. No more insecure jerks with Big Ugly personalities! Learn which household item is the most likely to become a sex toy... eyebrows eyebrows

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Do you grunt at the gym like a cave man? Let's talk about baby names. Were you named something completely normal and still teased by little asshole children? The girls answer listener questions! What are some go-to sex positions, and when is a good time to tell someone that you haven't been ~intimate~ in a while? Also, some lady gives her employees a masturbation break at work and we have some questions...

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Welcome to The Hungover Hour. Bestie of the Pod, Anna, calls in with a v important question: who even has sex under the covers? Also if you get a period, you need this super weird life hack. Suck it, 5 minute crafts! Liz shares a home-wrecking horror story, plus the girls answer listener questions like: when can you unmatch someone, and how to tell a potential partner your appendage is offensively large.

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Grab your ball-gag and your strap-on, because we’re getting kinky. It’s finally here: an episode that’s all about BDSM, featuring guest Kinky Katie! She’s a queen in the streets and a switch in the sheets. Katie has all the dirty details you need to unleash your inner Dom or Sub, and answers questions like how to spot a fake dom and the importance of safe words. Plus, The Cosmo Quiz of Kink: bdsmtest.org

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Buckle up folks, maybe get near a trashcan or something because the girls kick off today's episode with a truly repulsive story from Reddit about what happens when cis men don't properly clean uh... down there. Remember Your Puppy Girl Jenna? Liz hasn't stopped thinking about her... Anyways, here's where she is now and how she became a human dog. Amelia and Liz take the hot seat and share what THEIR red flags are. And finally, let's talk about dating app choice fatigue.

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Have you heard of a Trevi Fountain shot? It's when you let all the vaccinated people in a bar spit in your mouth. Fellas, sign up for our new app "Comedick Pic" where we stage a funny pic for your unsolicited D pics. It's still harassment, but at least it's entertaining. What is edging if not microdosing an orgasm? We read a dope listener email, and share a sex fact of the week -- what are the benefits of having sex on your period?

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Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl after she goes down on you? We have the perfect MLM opportunity for YOU! Get your heart broken and start living your best life, fueled by spite and therapy! The girls answer an important listener question: what's the difference between love-bombing and a honeymoon phase? And, Amelia shares steamy details of her first official sexting experience... eyebrows eyebrows

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Have you ever wanted your therapist to also be three drunk girls? Today they are! Madison is our first guest EVER, and a fellow therapized hottie. She explains attachment theory, which is basically why all of your exes suck. Plus, a riveting game of MFK featuring Destiny's Child, a Good Group of Johns, and the three best Chris's you know.

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