Feaster Nation! New ep! Gareth Reynolds gets way too high on a plane and gets revenge at the Home Depot! Plus stories of jury duty racism and being on drugs at a wedding.
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This Toozdee, Joey Diaz gets his hustle on! Hustling, halfway houses, hustling the halfway houses. Then drugs, jail, a little kidnapping and losing his parents by the age of 16. He's a comedian, we swear.

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Check out this week's ep to hear about the epic speech that made James Smith give up practicing law and start doing stand up. He's got killer stories about doing standup at Gerard Butler's birthday party, Jon Mayer's party cruises and getting punched in the face -- by a teacher!

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Hey hey playas, it's a new CrabFeast with comedian Chris Thayer. Is there such a thing as taking too many mushrooms? Chris tells us, "Yes." Hear about how he moved around a lot as a kid, a day in Cleveland and his Grandfather dying. Plus, some big love to Saatva! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

Feasters! We get busy with Chris Garcia, who talks about the first time he got busy -- at the age of seven! He also tells hilarious stories about losing his virginity and catching his Cuban parents having sex. There's no sex in this one, but you gotta hear his amazing story about leaving Cuba to go to the U.S. Plus, he talks about his gig at the science center and taking care of his father, who's got Alzheimer's. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

It's Toozdee and we've got some CrabFeast fo' dat ass, namely the hilarious Josh Robert Thompson. He does an amazing Morgan Freeman impression, which he got to do in front of the man himself. Wait til you hear about his George Lucas prank at Comicon! And he talks about working on Craig Ferguson and making his own amusement park as a kid. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

Feasters, Felipe Esparza's got some stories for y'all! Like being told he's going to be a father -- during lunch -- in high school. And getting jumped into a gang, smoking crack, dealing drugs and getting into a fight with Billy Crystal. Run of the mill stuff like that! #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

Feaster nation! New ep with Gary Adler! He talks about being in Sports Illustrated TWICE (even though he's not an athlete), A Face In The Crowd and famous siblings. Plus, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about hanging with Cuban drug lords. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

TGIToozdee! April Richardson takes time from her busy Morrisey-stalking schedule to talk about meeting a celebrity through online dating, rolling houses, running from the cops and getting married just for kicks. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com

Whattup feasters! On the new ep, we've got Josh Adam Meyers from Goddamn Comedy Jam talking about trying to score pills on skid row and (unsuccessfully) trying to pass himself off as Orel Hershiser. Ry talks about his recent hospital hassles and meeting Will.i.am. #FTCF ***** http://thecrabfeast.com