A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. 

Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media.

Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko. 

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