The Michelle Collins Show

Michelle joins us live from New York in the middle of a whirlwind week, starting with launch parties replete with swag that somehow healed her childhood and Hillstone lunches where she (accidentally) undermined a co-workers salad orders, and dreams coming true of seeing her face on a Times Square billboard alongside convincing ads to visit Thailand. Meanwhile, Abby Holland joins live from Tuscon where she has ingratiated herself with the less-scandalous Mayor of two two, while also criticizing vet students and their deworming techniques. In other news: Are servers becoming more Disneyfied? And why are children insisting we #FreeLuigi? This and oh so much more including a Bike Seat For Biggies update, a Boop mention & Michelle's upcoming shows at Joe's Pub this weekend and next week! You can get tickets here: https://publictheater.org/performances-jp/2026/m/michelle-collins-wait-why-don-t-i-know-you/

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It's the most highly anticipated collab of the year... when our friend and OFFICIAL Olympics Correspondent for The Michelle Collins Show Adam Rippon comes on the show to unpack and divulge oh so much about this year's Milan Cortina Games 2026. Don't let the ominous crow visit at the top of the episode fool you, there is so much to celebrate in this episode: Michelle taking Adam to one of her favorite spots in Milan to be met with one of the worst meals she's ever eaten, Adam's total Peacock takeover, and inside skater's perspective on all things rinklated, such as surprise doping tests and how periods are finally being studied on the ice (literally? Maybe!) Michelle is tricked into a purse with hundreds of different uses, Adam is tricked into choking down "Poca Debbie" cakes, and together they paint a picture of the Olympics we can pretty much guarantee you won't hear anywhere else. 

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Hi! Michelle here. I've been cranking out daily episodes over on Patreon.com/michcoll, and realized I have not tended to you, my beloveds, in a minute. So hi!! Today's episode with Bryan Safi was so funny that I thought you know, this might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm still alive and doing my thing. So enjoy this episode, and if you like, go subscribe to the show which is as good as ever. There's a free trial, but even signing up for the Patreon without subscribing will give you access to free episodes there. You can listen to the show on all podcasting platforms including Apple, Spotify and Google!! And no, I'm not usually this nasal just a little congested. Enjoy!

Today's episode was so thrilling, full of so many twists and turns, including international incidences, psychic celebrity connections and prairie hats causing eclipses in Central Park, that we had no choice but to release it for free to all to let you in on a little secret: We do this almost every weekday. The all-time-funniest Bryan Safi joins - whose show "Are You Mad At Me?" will be previewing in NYC before crushing at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest Tickets Here - and we get right into it. European vacations with parents, H*tler's 36 Hours In Vienna, some Broadway Gossip which leads to one of Michelle's strangest psychic experiences yet, and what DOES Glenn Dunks think of a certain film? PLUS: We missed Rosie O'Donnell the actress, but she is back in this week's And Just Like That premiere, which has us scratching our heads under our 75-foot-wide gingham brims. 

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Love this episode? Michelle does DAILY episodes that you can sample over at her Patreon! Patreon.com/michcoll. Free trial available and you can listen to all episodes on the podcast platform of your choice. If you're missing out on daily laughs, this is your answer, and yes this is Michelle writing this love you all xoxoxo

What a true delight welcoming one of the hardest working girls in showbiz to our lil podcast, the one and only Taylor Strecker of Taste of Taylor fame! And Michelle will tell you herself that having two people with mile-a-minute brains whips her up in a literal frenzy, which you will see play out here. Taylor and Michelle finally publicly unpack one evening at the Polo Bar where a certain class act housewife caused minor waves and possibly got Michelle banned forever. The subject of DIAMONDS arises, and Taylor shares a true gasp-out-loud tale of one couples' prickly divorce and the reveals that soon followed. (You will SCREAM.) The ladies also delve a bit into their pasts as the "Ladies of Morning Radio" at SiriusXM, and what happens when a guest isn't there for the right reasons. Plus, the ladies unpack People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive and wonder if it's too late to apply for Forbes' 30 Under 30... and, of course, poncho chat (show staple). The best time!

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Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial. You can also see Michelle on part 2 of her Big Natural Tour, coming to NYC, Nashville, Cincinnatti, Boston, St. Louis, DC and more. MichelleCollinsLive.com.

Get your best Hennes & Mozart shirt on, because this show is about to be classed up with today's guest, star of My Dad Wrote a Porno, handsome AND English, the wonderful James Cooper @Coopdloop! And what DON'T these two cover? If it's Salzburg tips you're after, Michelle has got them, as she prepares James for his upcoming trip with some insider tips, like skipping the room Mozart was born in and NOT competitive schnitzel eating locations as he assumed. Major unrest in the UK is briefly touched upon (are the Lush's OK?), while the validity of dancing horses at the Olympics is hoofly debated, Michelle's long face notwithstanding. And is there anything China CAN'T synchronize? Plus... they relive the famous Milan AirBNB story, Michelle is tortured by some bite-ridden children on a train (first class!), and Starlight Express left zero to be desired. So sit back, relax, and spend what feels like 36 Hours with your two faves. ps No bear meat was harmed in the making of this episode.

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Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day.

You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry one second *checks phone* apologies, Dan's nudes finally came through. #OnlyDans It's actually a twisted story and will serve as a warning some many of you who listen. Meanwhile, Steve Jobs read his daughter to literal filth on his deathbed, and one slender Reddit mom doesn't want her body positive daughter to lay a hand on her wedding gown. 

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Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the hand-holding seen round the world... Drew & Oprah, what to do when receiving or giving a horrible present, the worst gifts you've ever given, a 7 foot tall man who has "problems" "dating," in-laws dropping by unannounced, and what happens when bringing your dog to the office inspires other people to do the same.... plus lots of random side stories as usual!

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This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her opinion on Saltburn aka The Talented Mr. Gen Z (she loved it) followed by an absolutely SLOPPY Chipotle visit that needs to be UNPACKED!!!! "It's almost like an autopsy table where they do the scooping..." exactly!! Then, for you  patrons, we get into some Chipotle intrigue, specifically a woman who hurled a bowl at an employee and her hilarious sentencing by our new favorite person Judge Gilligan. And an incredible Sushi Sock update that finally clears Michelle's brother's name!!!! This episode is one for the ages. Enjoy!

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It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was completely her fault, and Dan recaps a mid-air flight with his plane seatmate which leaves Michelle wondering whose side she's on. New Year's Even plans are hashed, rehashed, and ultimately left in the air, we reminisce about the innocence of Craigslist, Sharon Stone "still bangable at 65" (her words), and an advice question involving surveilling your teen that will leave you SPEECHLESS.

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It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet mall recap (you can guess who gives this), they ask an important question: What do you bring in your overnight bag when staying at a romantic partner's house? If you said "one single condom" your name is Jordan Character and you are definitely a real person (this will make sense upon listening). Plus... LOTTO DRAMA! A lotto lawsuit leaves these old friends wondering about lottery legal ramifications that only a lawyer can answer. Now, if you'll excuse us... we have some scratchoffs to get to... *vinyl pants squeak away*

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