The Michelle Collins Show

By Michelle CollinsComedy TV & Film After Shows

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The Michelle Collins Show episodes

May 12, 2023 FREE SNACK: To Be Or Air BnB (w/ Dan Acton)
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Here it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something."
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36 min
May 05, 2023 Celebrity Sex Tales (w/ Dan Acton)
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This week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently!
NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off!

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39 min
April 28, 2023 FREE SNACK: The Altimate Betrayal (w/ Dan Acton)
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A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to [email protected]!
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30 min
April 12, 2023 FREE: Sauce Queens (w/ Dan Acton)
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A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to [email protected]!
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38 min
April 07, 2023 FREE MOM EP: Go For The Gould (w/ Judy Collins)
This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll

In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly blind" mom. A little sprinkling of Below Deck chat leads into an upsetting discovery of Lil' Curlies (my rapper name), some matzah ball chat, and as usual we weigh in on The Ethicist and Social Qs and read the NY Times columnists to filth.
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1 hr 5 min
March 30, 2023 FREE: 200: Rise of an Empire (w/ Dan Acton)
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It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie" as Dan Acton and Michelle (Collins) with the absolute usual! Dan goes to a play, Michelle is physically battered by her 85lb luggage and then discovers where the "suits" of Amsterdam work, the loss of the art of handwriting, and for those "behind the paywall" a little tale of perhaps misunderstood cultural expectations or just someone being a universal asshole. Plus... advice!! Don't forget to write in to [email protected] and you too could get FREE advice from Michelle and Dan. Happy Danniversary!!

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30 min
March 22, 2023 FREE: Queen Eye for the Lord Guy (w/ Dan Acton)
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Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York's Schubert Theater? Perhaps a disgruntled Josh Groban fan? Maybe... maybe... we decipher what it is to be in a "situationship" and if it's even possible to not be in one in this day and age. Plus... corpse photos? We say delete! All this and more as usual.
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40 min
March 15, 2023 FREE VERSION: Florence and the Michelles (w/ Dan Acton)
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It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will Dan ever see his Rom-Com Meet Cute again?!?! How should one handle themselves around celebrities? Specifically Will Smith? Yes, Michelle has a first person example story! Buckle up and whatever you do... don't hit a guy.
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39 min
March 10, 2023 FREE: The Sheer Shade Of It All (w/ Dan Acton)
FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when food allergies become burdensome, and a possible backfire on Michelle's part to which she says "here's to the assh*les! Bless them all." Cheers.
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30 min
March 08, 2023 A Lot of Pee for a Little Dog (w/ Jason Ikeler)
Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn, being a charter guest on Below Deck, Married At First Sight: Australia (the best!!!!), yet more Scanderpump consideration, the ethics of loving the Daily Mail, and Christian Boy Bands. Plus... NEW LOGO!
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1 hr 8 min

About The Michelle Collins Show

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Comedian Michelle Collins of SiriusXM, View, Bravo, and Random Aftershow fame brings you the content you desire: Funny, fearless, off the cuff takes few are brave enough to say out loud.…