The Michelle Collins Show

By Michelle CollinsComedy TV & Film After Shows

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65 min
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The Michelle Collins Show episodes

March 03, 2023 I Am Ham (w/ Dan Acton)
The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even any guys named K*ke! Plus, dogs reincarnated into private eyes, ATM receipt-iquette, husbands waking up wives, Deadbeat Dads, Diptyque Dreams, crashing people's homes, and STINKY YOGA GUYS. Enjoy.
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1 hr 14 min
February 17, 2023 Are We on Planet Sh*t Eaters? (w/ Dan Acton)
No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a-f**king-part. Specifically when it comes to their "helpful" questionnaire of financial questions to ask people you're dating. (You may call them "earners.") Plus: Luddites??? What's their deal?! (They can't even read this.) Is she grinnin? Is she frownin? We are going to FIND OUT this hour. Enjoy!
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1 hr 4 min
February 09, 2023 Missed Manners (w/ Dan Acton)
It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-inducing new etiquette rules. Did Michelle take the bait? Absolutely! And happily. This hour is dedicated mostly to unpacking some of these insane behavioral demands. Also controversial opinions about Patti Lupone, gritty hand-soap purchasers, and balds. It's 75 minutes of aural bliss. (Unless you don't subscribe and then it's 25ish minutes of similar bliss!)
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32 min
February 02, 2023 Avatar 3 (w/ Dan Acton)
Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan Acton record this week's show at ACTUAL Midnight (at least Michelle does as she is in Amsterdam.) Michelle doing her usual: reminiscing about meeting HBO's biggest STAR at an LA BBQ, her favorite BAIES-ic bitch candle, eye contact... while Dan stands on KEVIN CARPET! And folks, the wine continues to flow into the bonus ep second hour as they answer all of your advice, talk Germany's aversion to Kevins, treating family at weddings, WINDOW LOCK FIGHTS and honestly just join the Patreon.com/michcoll for the full effect of this unhinged near 2 hour "delight."
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55 min
January 27, 2023 Suspicious Grandma & the Busybody Aunt (w/ Dan Acton)
It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, immoral pineapple chunks, and a tense argument over the Wizard of Oz sees wine-fueled tension turn into many an LOL as Dan and Michelle also unpack a HEAP of gossip. Do you say thank you to Siri? And at what point do you just butt the hell out of family issues that aren't your business? We turn to our resident BUSYBODY AUNT (me) & Suspicious Grandma (Dan) for advice. Remember to sign up at www.patreon.com/michcoll to hear the entire episode and to email us your advice questions at [email protected]!!
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39 min
January 12, 2023 Sexsomniacs (w/ Dan Acton)
You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk us through this week's Sex Diaries which absolutely, 100 percent happened and wasn't written by a laid off Sassy Magazine employee. Plus... cobalt allergies, a fight over art parties, and... is it possible.... we closed NOMA?!?! All this and as per usual much more on this pipin hot ep.
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40 min
January 05, 2023 Countdown to Midnight (w/ Dan Acton)
It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donut-bellied gowns, and sadly no SEAL COATS. The fireworks continue with a lil menu review, the legacy of Barbara Walters, the efficacy of self-help books and INTENTION in the new year, and of course... ADVICE (about elderly attention hogs.) Need advice? Now you can leave us a voicemail at 305-707-8158 or email us at [email protected].
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46 min
December 29, 2022 BONUS EP: Who Needs 'Em? (w/ Judy Collins aka Mom)
It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year than Michelle's beloved mother Judy Collins. From revealing a hot celebrity chef blind item, to rings lost in age old toilets, from Costco diamonds to lying Long Island congressmen, and even child literacy rates and the United Nations' parking tickets, there isn't a single stone unturned in this ep, which is my gift to you as a thanks for such a great year. Don't forget, to listen to future Judy episodes as well as bonus eps and some video footage, sign up for the HELLO EVERYBODY Patreon tier!! (To listen daily, there's a tier for that too.) And yes I'm buying her a mic! Happy new year! xoxo Michelle
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1 hr 18 min
December 23, 2022 A Midnight Snack Xmas Snacktaculor (w/ Jeffery Self)
It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and host of the must-right-now-download podcast Breakfast Buffet (with Cole Escola). So who has it better during the holiday season: Christians or Jews? They battle it out (with hilarious words and love) and unpack what their childhood holidays were like. This episode is laden with so much: Crime, passion, birds with nuts in their mouths, evil gay origin stories, books, and sh*tting in the aisles. Confused?? Of course. Listen, learn, love and celebrate.

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39 min
December 15, 2022 Check? Mate. (w/ Dan Acton)
It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your two negroni/wine-soaked faves, who sort of get into it this week over Mich's fave topic: Checkiquette. (Check etiquette.) We dig into feelings on some standard dating topics but Mich also vents "behind the paywall." Plus STARBUCKS SECRETS! Have you been grifted? Need a place to vent? Or advice in general? [email protected]!
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33 min

About The Michelle Collins Show

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Comedian Michelle Collins of SiriusXM, View, Bravo, and Random Aftershow fame brings you the content you desire: Funny, fearless, off the cuff takes few are brave enough to say out loud.…