The Michelle Collins Show

London! Come see Michelle & Dan LIVE next month at the London Podcast Festival! Say hi, shake hands, kiss a baby and get ready for Premium Podder September 9th! This week, we unpack the essential - ESSENTIAL - questions to ask on a first date, after #breaking Martha Stewart news. Then the clouds part and Whitney Cummings drops by for a smidge of astrology dissection, Joan Rivers reflection, and follicular renovation. Run and stream Whitney Cummings: Jokes on Netflix now.

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Caught in the rain? Fire up this pod, grab your closest chimp poncho as Dan confronts Michelle about their rainy New York brunch last week (jk they still remain close friends!). Meanwhile they get to the bottom of what makes people irresistibly attractive according to SCIENCE, and yes listeners, Midnight Snack can do science-based research now. We’re then joined by the beautifully funny Vinny Thomas, actor, comedian and writer, who shows us his reptile, shares the hottest "clubs" in LA AND Denver, and you know there is a lotta love for pigeons. Throw some BREAD for Vinny, who stars in Platonic, out soon on Apple TV+.

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Michelle's favorite way to die turns into a big budget plotline this week as she and Dan cover tipping culture, mansplaining, some HOTEL TENSIONS and seeing if we could maybe become Jane Lynch's favorite pod (vocally). And before you ask YES we spend 20 minutes covering chimp news. We then roll out the red carpet for the finest in entertainment, it's Bonnie Hunt on the pod! Together they talk daytime TV, comedy, Bonnie's beloved mom, Jumanji and TikTok. Watch all 10 episodes of Amber Brown on Apple TV+ now!

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This episode is the endorphin shot to the neck you crave.  As Michelle and Dan stumble upon a huge ethical dilemma over puppets, Mich shares her childhood dream about running a pet store by day and literally being a mouthpiece by night. Then we take you to LA for some gorgeous vegan energy with Carlos King, who lives, loves and laughs reality TV as much as we do! They discover they were both on set of The View, both adore Wendy Williams and, wait, did Michelle just volunteer to be a surrogate? $he $ure did! Carlos King hosts The Nightcap with Carlos King on OWN and you can listen to his Reality with the King podcast on Stitcher.

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It's amazing what a vacation will do, and in Michelle's case, it's made her tan, happy, and unbearable? (Hi, it's Michelle, I wrote that.) Back from Greece and ready to POD, Dan and Mich (hi) recap her Greek adventures including an all too apropos soundtrack, cat faces in Mykonos, and a bikini photo so SHOCKING a tabloid wrote about it. Plus... FUNNY GIRL UPDATES! Then we head DOWN UNDER with Australian comedian and charming superstar Rhys Nicholson whose show Rhys Rhys Rhys is taking the literal world by storm backslash GIGS. Where would YOU live if you were a pigeon? What are malls like in Australia? Porn awards? All these questions barely answered and more in this celebratory return to form ep.

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Here's something fabulous from the Midnight Snack archive! Michelle catches up with show-stopping drag queen and actor, the hilarious and electric SHANGELA! These two talk about how they’re skeletal opposites, various run-ins with the iconique Jennifer Hudson, Shangela's incredible tenure at TGI Friday’s, and most importantly... going on a date with PATTI LABELLE as your third wheel. Plus, Michelle and her sidekick Dan sound off about terrible hotels, AirBNB squabbles and an advice column that answers the question "Is it weird to ask my friends for their body parts?" Will Michelle really do anything for a part? Hmm.

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Lots to catch up on this week, so fasten your seatbelts! Michelle regales Dan with a Netherlandian odyssey that begins and ends with the pursuit of the perfect gown and meeting a gaggle of Dutch celebs (she thinks). Listen as they dissect an article on the proper etiquette of booing in a theater. Then we are joined by the endlessly talented comedy and podcast icon, Bowen Yang. Michelle picks Bowen’s brain on laughing too loud in restaurants, the fast-paced world of SNL, and why 94% (exactly) of podcasters don’t actually deserve podcasts. You can see Bowen Yang’s acclaimed film Fire Island on Hulu as well as listen to his essential podcast Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers.

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For the first time, Michelle and Dan record the pod actually AT Midnight and, shocker, she's tired! This jam-packed episode has something for everyone: Poisoned lentils, slow motion, Beyonce, and travel tips for two of the hottest travel destinations *squints* Antwerp and... Toronto. Then without further ado, the man, the legend JOHN LITHGOW graces us with his class and presence, where he finally admits to what behavior he hates in restaurants, a shocking subway confrontation involving a single BUTTON, and his exciting new drama The Old Man starring himself and Jeff Bridges streaming now on Hulu.

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Energy levels are HIGH beginning to end, as Michelle and Dan try to help one anonymous woman face the world's worst enemy: The passive-aggressive fat-shaming friend. Listen as Mich drains a venti iced Americano and see if you can hear the black swan feathers popping out of her back because that sh*t makes her crazy. The fun only heightens as the brilliant Desus & Mero of late-night Showtime fame hop on to unpack gunt control, airport run-ins, New York's best toilets, vaginal poems (you're not ready) and, most shockingly, Desus' love of LOEHMANNS (!) among 1,000 other topics. Season 4 of Desus & Mero airs Thursday nights on Showtime.

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Hallo from Holland! Nothing like a jet-lagged episode to ring in summer. Michelle travels to the land of friendly giants to feel human again and Dan snaps out of his resting bitch face to help a friend in need. Meanwhile, the hottest film of the summer has landed to celebrate Pride Month - Fire Island - and we're joined by the film's writer and star Joel Kim Booster, who is rightfully begging for your positive anonymous internet love. They chat gym stank, trainers, Subway stank, dull weddings, mother mayo and what it takes to make the streaming sensation of the summer. Watch Fire Island on Hulu now! 

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