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In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura cover everything from Bert’s sorta sober lifestyle, weight loss, sleep improvement, and 5K training to marriage non-negotiables, separate bedrooms, and life on tour. The Bears also react to internet beef between Quentin Tarantino and Rosanna Arquette, joke about the Epstein files, discuss "kept women", talk Trump and Mar-a-Lago, share a tense aborted plane landing story, and spiral into one of their darkest and funniest hypothetical conversations yet. If you missed this show, this one's for you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 325

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:19 - Bert's Weight Loss Journey

00:07:14 - Tarantino Beef & Unbothered Rogan

00:18:31 - Chef Drama

00:22:51 - Non-Negotiables

00:33:05 - Kept Women, Money, and Wild Relationship Logic

00:39:57 - Bert Learns He's In The Epstein Files

00:43:47 - Trump & Mar-A-Lago

00:50:07 - Dahmer & Plane Crashes

00:54:59 - How Would You Prefer To Die

01:02:23 - What Language Would You Prefer To Be Killed By?

01:06:55 - Racist Thing A Black Guy Told Me

01:11:40 - Vince Vaughan On The Pod?

01:13:35 - Wrap up

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