TUESDAY 5/8/18: A cheerleading squad lets everyone make the team. An AirBNB checkout turns into a nightmare. Huey Lewis speaks out about his hearing. A woman calls the show who had an ear nightmare.

MONDAY 5/7/18: Fritz joins the show in C-Lane's absence. Shawn has a segment called This Week in Three-Year-Olds. That's the only part C-Lane heard.

FRIDAY 5/4/18: It's Star Wars day and the weekend will be overrun with activities. Shawn finds out about a restaurant with a bad inspection record. A man is arrested after being caught banging a car. A magnet is submitted to possibly become the first in a magnet hall of fame.

THURSDAY 5/3/18: The Kentucky Derby is approaching and Shawn isn't sure which horse to bet on. A four year old girl wants to mail her late mother a present. Paintball wars continue to get out of control. The show talks to a 97 year old woman who just celebrated her 60th anniversary working for the Daytona International Speedway.

WEDNESDAY 5/2/18: A man is arrested for splashing water at a manatee. The Boy Scouts are (sorta) dropping the "boy" and allowing girls. Another Southwest plane has window issues. Caitlin Jenner looks to get married. A caller tells of a time he made big bucks selling sales leads.

TUESDAY 5/1/18: Shawn has a new alert. Scotland is trying to price out their drunks. Shawn and C-Lane catch up on Westworld while Sabrina "spoils" Grey's Anatomy. Junkie babies are on the rise.

Shawn is infuriated about the broken promise of a parrot announcing a draft pick. Callers offer mixed explanations of 4G vs 5G. A city erupts into paint-filled chaos after an effort to curb gun violence. Shawn regrets a culinary leap of faith.

FRIDAY 4/27/18: People continue to argue over dog vaccinations after false reports claim it could give dogs autism. Amanda is the best ever. A guy calls who broke his penis during sex.

THURSDAY 4/26/18: Shawn's son stays home from school after a social media threat. C-Lane and Sabrina look back on how they learned about the birds and the bees. Delta apologizes after a woman is tied to a wheelchair. A woman removes her own breast implants. Bill Cosby gets his verdict.

WEDNESDAY 4/25/18: Sabrina turns 28. Dispatchers brag about going to the Foo Fighters concert. Shawn is fascinated by a string of lies being told by Joy Reid of MSNBC about a blog she used to write. C-Lane has to look up questionable content after a report from YouTube about thumbnails.